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Combos: the dog treat for man
no, that’s not it. sorry
WOMEN👏DON’T👏WANT👏CHOCOLATES 👏FOR 👏VALENTINE’S 👏DAY 👏THEY 👏WANT 👏MERRIAM-WEBSTER’S 👏COLLEGIATE 👏DICTIONARY 👏TWELFTH 👏EDITION 👏
February 15, 2026 at 1:38 AM
no, that’s not it. sorry
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Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans
i wanna know who the first guy was to come up with the sneaky burglar walk with the high knees and tippy toes, as a bit
February 15, 2026 at 1:37 AM
i wanna know who the first guy was to come up with the sneaky burglar walk with the high knees and tippy toes, as a bit
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This style of light doesn't really appear in animation anymore. You know it when you see it -- it's bright, hot and almost dangerous.
Our new issue explores the tricks behind it, and how one artist has revived the look for the digital age: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/dangerous-...
Our new issue explores the tricks behind it, and how one artist has revived the look for the digital age: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/dangerous-...
February 13, 2026 at 10:15 PM
This style of light doesn't really appear in animation anymore. You know it when you see it -- it's bright, hot and almost dangerous.
Our new issue explores the tricks behind it, and how one artist has revived the look for the digital age: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/dangerous-...
Our new issue explores the tricks behind it, and how one artist has revived the look for the digital age: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/dangerous-...
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A hard-charging, reckless centaur fighter who uses her mobility to dominate the battlefield with her black powder bombard.
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yeah yeah yeah
February 14, 2026 at 4:13 AM
A hard-charging, reckless centaur fighter who uses her mobility to dominate the battlefield with her black powder bombard.
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bsky.app/profile/unde...
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whenever i clean my apartment my dog just stands perfectly still in the middle of whatever room i'm in and stares at me like this
February 14, 2026 at 12:15 AM
whenever i clean my apartment my dog just stands perfectly still in the middle of whatever room i'm in and stares at me like this
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over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 9:45 PM
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
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And yet, it still makes sense.
February 13, 2026 at 3:06 PM
And yet, it still makes sense.
The Romantics were right, by the way. The industrial revolution wasn’t good
February 13, 2026 at 5:42 PM
The Romantics were right, by the way. The industrial revolution wasn’t good
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Commenting on every video on PornHub “Oh my God, that’s my daughter” and this is my profile image
January 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Commenting on every video on PornHub “Oh my God, that’s my daughter” and this is my profile image
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How it feels to live in the United States
March 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
How it feels to live in the United States
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It is something else to be soul bonded across the celestial spheres with a dog who eats his own shit
March 31, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It is something else to be soul bonded across the celestial spheres with a dog who eats his own shit
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Made the typo “Pam’s Labyrinth” in a group chat today and can’t stop thinking about it. Just a mysterious labyrinth in Francoist Spain occupied by Aunt Pam
October 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Made the typo “Pam’s Labyrinth” in a group chat today and can’t stop thinking about it. Just a mysterious labyrinth in Francoist Spain occupied by Aunt Pam
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"Black women are losing jobs" makes it sound like they can't find their keys, rather than "the white supremacist government is firing them and letting private companies use racial grounds to fire people without consequences."
"Racist people are firing and laying off Black women at three times the rate of other women."
😬Yikes! It sounds bad when you say it like that!
"Black women are losing jobs at 3 times the rate."
Much better! Makes it sound like the Black women just need to be more careful or better at their jobs!
😬Yikes! It sounds bad when you say it like that!
"Black women are losing jobs at 3 times the rate."
Much better! Makes it sound like the Black women just need to be more careful or better at their jobs!
Black Women Are Losing Jobs At Three Times The Rate Of Other Women | Essence
New labor data shows Black women accounted for a disproportionate share of job losses across 2025, especially in federal, education, and care-sector roles.
www.essence.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:01 PM
"Black women are losing jobs" makes it sound like they can't find their keys, rather than "the white supremacist government is firing them and letting private companies use racial grounds to fire people without consequences."
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To love anything as much as the Democrats love listening to a guy being paid by nazis like Peter Thiel and Marcus Andreesen to tell them how to lose elections
September 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
To love anything as much as the Democrats love listening to a guy being paid by nazis like Peter Thiel and Marcus Andreesen to tell them how to lose elections
there’s nothing sinister about “slumbo”!
February 13, 2026 at 7:28 AM
there’s nothing sinister about “slumbo”!
in this timeline i open instagram to see that me and one of my favorite underground transgressive filmmakers are liking the same reels of a therapist breaking down the psychology of fascism
February 13, 2026 at 2:13 AM
in this timeline i open instagram to see that me and one of my favorite underground transgressive filmmakers are liking the same reels of a therapist breaking down the psychology of fascism
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And if you have an iPhone and you have the sinking realization as the federal agent is bearing down on you that you forgot to disable biometrics: hit the right-side down button 5x very quickly to enter the power down menu.
Reminder- turn biometric locks on your phone OFF, and shift to a passcode if you think you’ll be in any situation where you’d be filming.
A 76-year-old veteran and nurse was tackled and detained at the site of Alex Pretti's killing. Agents told him his phone was evidence in an investigation into him assaulting an officer.
“I didn’t assault an officer. I got assaulted by three officers." minnesotareformer.com/2026/02/12/w...
“I didn’t assault an officer. I got assaulted by three officers." minnesotareformer.com/2026/02/12/w...
February 12, 2026 at 8:48 PM
And if you have an iPhone and you have the sinking realization as the federal agent is bearing down on you that you forgot to disable biometrics: hit the right-side down button 5x very quickly to enter the power down menu.
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Thomas CAUGHT doubtmaxxing as Christ stuns death-cels
February 13, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Thomas CAUGHT doubtmaxxing as Christ stuns death-cels
my poor baby dog has gotten so old and rickety that i have to carry him up and down the stairs in and out of my apt. i am more dog hair than not dog hair now
February 12, 2026 at 7:27 PM
my poor baby dog has gotten so old and rickety that i have to carry him up and down the stairs in and out of my apt. i am more dog hair than not dog hair now