Awkward Egg
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"He's having a stronk. Someone call a bondulance"
iykyk
iykyk
January 27, 2026 at 8:18 PM
"He's having a stronk. Someone call a bondulance"
iykyk
iykyk
Hadafall
January 27, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Hadafall
Four Eyes Only
January 27, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Four Eyes Only
Dr No Prostate
January 27, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Dr No Prostate
Oldfinger
January 27, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Oldfinger
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Octogenarianpussy 🐙
January 27, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Octogenarianpussy 🐙
I enjoyed Clarice (2021) but also understand why it was cancelled after one series. It's basically a watered-down Hannibal with social politics shoe-horned in.
January 27, 2026 at 1:06 PM
I enjoyed Clarice (2021) but also understand why it was cancelled after one series. It's basically a watered-down Hannibal with social politics shoe-horned in.
Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform
January 27, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform
It is blowy and wet today, thanks to Storm Your Mum.
January 27, 2026 at 9:58 AM
It is blowy and wet today, thanks to Storm Your Mum.
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January 27, 2026 at 8:18 AM
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Emu to Rod Hull
We will walk to the roof very calmly.
January 26, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Emu to Rod Hull
The only good thing America has ever done is invent the club sandwich, so we should take that and then nuke the place.
January 26, 2026 at 8:01 PM
The only good thing America has ever done is invent the club sandwich, so we should take that and then nuke the place.
Going to join the boycott like I always do - not going (I wasn't going anyway) and watching it on TV (like I always intended).
January 25, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Going to join the boycott like I always do - not going (I wasn't going anyway) and watching it on TV (like I always intended).
When olive oil tells a joke
January 25, 2026 at 3:53 PM
When olive oil tells a joke
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There are only three kinds of people who think AI is great.
1) Scammers
2) People being scammed
3) Paedophiles
1) Scammers
2) People being scammed
3) Paedophiles
cannot put into words how fucking bleak that subreddit is
January 2, 2026 at 9:44 AM
There are only three kinds of people who think AI is great.
1) Scammers
2) People being scammed
3) Paedophiles
1) Scammers
2) People being scammed
3) Paedophiles
Self-employed people in January when they're told they have to pay tax on their income.
January 25, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Self-employed people in January when they're told they have to pay tax on their income.
I'm just glad that Ethel's Little Willy isn't alive to see what's going on with the world right now.
January 24, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I'm just glad that Ethel's Little Willy isn't alive to see what's going on with the world right now.
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I'd buy that for a dollar.
January 24, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I'd buy that for a dollar.
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I suppose the current US administration's vaccine stance shouldn't be so surprising. Vaccines sit awkwardly with their worldview: they rely on collective action, trust in institutions, expertise, and shared responsibility. Accepting an individual inconvenience, for shared benefit.
January 23, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I suppose the current US administration's vaccine stance shouldn't be so surprising. Vaccines sit awkwardly with their worldview: they rely on collective action, trust in institutions, expertise, and shared responsibility. Accepting an individual inconvenience, for shared benefit.
Your boyfriend is calling his willy "the board of peace"
January 23, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Your boyfriend is calling his willy "the board of peace"
You don't hear the word "quim" much anymore do you
January 23, 2026 at 5:37 PM
You don't hear the word "quim" much anymore do you
Very pleased with my first week in charge of America's foreign diplomacy.
January 23, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Very pleased with my first week in charge of America's foreign diplomacy.
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Guy Fawkes' signature before and after hearing Paul Shane's You've lost that loving feeling on Pebble Mill at One
October 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Guy Fawkes' signature before and after hearing Paul Shane's You've lost that loving feeling on Pebble Mill at One
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30 YEARS AGO TODAY: batten down the hatches, tie down any loose valuables, Paul Shane is singing on Pebble Mill, with Mike Holoway from Flintlock - promoting a musical!
Gone Gone Gone Paul Shane Mike Holloway full version 1996
I watched this on the day....unbelievable
www.youtube.com
January 23, 2026 at 12:30 PM
30 YEARS AGO TODAY: batten down the hatches, tie down any loose valuables, Paul Shane is singing on Pebble Mill, with Mike Holoway from Flintlock - promoting a musical!