Awkward Egg
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Emu to Rod Hull
We will walk to the roof very calmly.
January 26, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Emu to Rod Hull
The only good thing America has ever done is invent the club sandwich, so we should take that and then nuke the place.
January 26, 2026 at 8:01 PM
The only good thing America has ever done is invent the club sandwich, so we should take that and then nuke the place.
Going to join the boycott like I always do - not going (I wasn't going anyway) and watching it on TV (like I always intended).
January 25, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Going to join the boycott like I always do - not going (I wasn't going anyway) and watching it on TV (like I always intended).
When olive oil tells a joke
January 25, 2026 at 3:53 PM
When olive oil tells a joke
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There are only three kinds of people who think AI is great.
1) Scammers
2) People being scammed
3) Paedophiles
1) Scammers
2) People being scammed
3) Paedophiles
cannot put into words how fucking bleak that subreddit is
January 2, 2026 at 9:44 AM
There are only three kinds of people who think AI is great.
1) Scammers
2) People being scammed
3) Paedophiles
1) Scammers
2) People being scammed
3) Paedophiles
Self-employed people in January when they're told they have to pay tax on their income.
January 25, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Self-employed people in January when they're told they have to pay tax on their income.
I'm just glad that Ethel's Little Willy isn't alive to see what's going on with the world right now.
January 24, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I'm just glad that Ethel's Little Willy isn't alive to see what's going on with the world right now.
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I'd buy that for a dollar.
January 24, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I'd buy that for a dollar.
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I suppose the current US administration's vaccine stance shouldn't be so surprising. Vaccines sit awkwardly with their worldview: they rely on collective action, trust in institutions, expertise, and shared responsibility. Accepting an individual inconvenience, for shared benefit.
January 23, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I suppose the current US administration's vaccine stance shouldn't be so surprising. Vaccines sit awkwardly with their worldview: they rely on collective action, trust in institutions, expertise, and shared responsibility. Accepting an individual inconvenience, for shared benefit.
Your boyfriend is calling his willy "the board of peace"
January 23, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Your boyfriend is calling his willy "the board of peace"
You don't hear the word "quim" much anymore do you
January 23, 2026 at 5:37 PM
You don't hear the word "quim" much anymore do you
Very pleased with my first week in charge of America's foreign diplomacy.
January 23, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Very pleased with my first week in charge of America's foreign diplomacy.
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Guy Fawkes' signature before and after hearing Paul Shane's You've lost that loving feeling on Pebble Mill at One
October 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Guy Fawkes' signature before and after hearing Paul Shane's You've lost that loving feeling on Pebble Mill at One
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30 YEARS AGO TODAY: batten down the hatches, tie down any loose valuables, Paul Shane is singing on Pebble Mill, with Mike Holoway from Flintlock - promoting a musical!
Gone Gone Gone Paul Shane Mike Holloway full version 1996
I watched this on the day....unbelievable
www.youtube.com
January 23, 2026 at 12:30 PM
30 YEARS AGO TODAY: batten down the hatches, tie down any loose valuables, Paul Shane is singing on Pebble Mill, with Mike Holoway from Flintlock - promoting a musical!
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January 22, 2026 at 7:46 AM
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Inactive died muted is the new snog marry avoid
January 22, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Inactive died muted is the new snog marry avoid
I have more than 1k followers on twitter, but I reckon less than 100 are genuine - the rest are people who are inactive/died/muted me 12 years ago. Probably the same for many people who don't want to switch from there to here because they'll lose those fake numbers.
January 22, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I have more than 1k followers on twitter, but I reckon less than 100 are genuine - the rest are people who are inactive/died/muted me 12 years ago. Probably the same for many people who don't want to switch from there to here because they'll lose those fake numbers.
Share a photo of mountains that you've taken
January 22, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Share a photo of mountains that you've taken
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ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
January 22, 2026 at 7:00 PM
ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
They'll gently lower the coffin, then pull it back up, turn it the other way so the wider white stripe is above the narrower red stripe, then lower it again.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Bristol man died in ladder fall tying Union flags to lampposts
Paul Lumber was putting up flags in Bristol when he fell and suffered a fatal head injury.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 22, 2026 at 7:04 PM
They'll gently lower the coffin, then pull it back up, turn it the other way so the wider white stripe is above the narrower red stripe, then lower it again.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Can I just shock you? One of my favourite smells is TCP.
January 22, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Can I just shock you? One of my favourite smells is TCP.
Strong correlation between the people who send the emails from my child's school and people with significant brain damage.
January 22, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Strong correlation between the people who send the emails from my child's school and people with significant brain damage.
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Another proud day for America.
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Another proud day for America.
Trump repeatedly referring to Greenland as Iceland is like my dad spending the 90s insisting that Our Price was called Half Price.
January 21, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Trump repeatedly referring to Greenland as Iceland is like my dad spending the 90s insisting that Our Price was called Half Price.