Awkward Egg
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never fails to cheer me up when i see this video in the wild, a genuine all-timer
January 25, 2026 at 12:14 PM
never fails to cheer me up when i see this video in the wild, a genuine all-timer
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My theory is that the movie ‘Election’ is ‘Ferris Bueller II’.
January 29, 2026 at 12:27 PM
My theory is that the movie ‘Election’ is ‘Ferris Bueller II’.
Slippery when wet
January 29, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Slippery when wet
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Let's try it the other way about - the wealthy only get AI tutors and the poor only get human ones. We'll see how they get on after a few years.
We want to make sure tutoring isn't the preserve of a lucky few, but accessible to every child who needs it.
AI can help us do that.
Safe, personalised, one-to-one learning support to help every child achieve and thrive.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/01...
AI can help us do that.
Safe, personalised, one-to-one learning support to help every child achieve and thrive.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/01...
Poorest pupils to be given AI tutors
Bridget Phillipson says tuition would no longer be the preserve of ‘the lucky few’
www.telegraph.co.uk
January 28, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Let's try it the other way about - the wealthy only get AI tutors and the poor only get human ones. We'll see how they get on after a few years.
Just threw a football back over the fence for the neighbours.
January 28, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Just threw a football back over the fence for the neighbours.
Pub landlords: "I charge £8 for a pint of cat piss and do not understand why no one comes here anymore."
UK government provides support to pubs to help them survive tax hike reut.rs/45xzaXH
UK government provides support to pubs to help them survive tax hike
The British government on Tuesday announced a support package for pubs and live music venues in England, providing some relief from the property tax rises announced last year, which left the hospitality industry reeling.
reut.rs
January 28, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Pub landlords: "I charge £8 for a pint of cat piss and do not understand why no one comes here anymore."
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Government to offer free training to all adults to help them learn to enjoy the smooth smooth taste of Benson and Hedges
January 28, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Government to offer free training to all adults to help them learn to enjoy the smooth smooth taste of Benson and Hedges
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
January 28, 2026 at 12:57 PM
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
"He's having a stronk. Someone call a bondulance"
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January 27, 2026 at 8:18 PM
"He's having a stronk. Someone call a bondulance"
iykyk
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Hadafall
January 27, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Hadafall
Four Eyes Only
January 27, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Four Eyes Only
Dr No Prostate
January 27, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Dr No Prostate
Oldfinger
January 27, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Oldfinger
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Octogenarianpussy 🐙
January 27, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Octogenarianpussy 🐙
I enjoyed Clarice (2021) but also understand why it was cancelled after one series. It's basically a watered-down Hannibal with social politics shoe-horned in.
January 27, 2026 at 1:06 PM
I enjoyed Clarice (2021) but also understand why it was cancelled after one series. It's basically a watered-down Hannibal with social politics shoe-horned in.
Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform
January 27, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform
It is blowy and wet today, thanks to Storm Your Mum.
January 27, 2026 at 9:58 AM
It is blowy and wet today, thanks to Storm Your Mum.
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January 27, 2026 at 8:18 AM
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Emu to Rod Hull
We will walk to the roof very calmly.
January 26, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Emu to Rod Hull
The only good thing America has ever done is invent the club sandwich, so we should take that and then nuke the place.
January 26, 2026 at 8:01 PM
The only good thing America has ever done is invent the club sandwich, so we should take that and then nuke the place.
Going to join the boycott like I always do - not going (I wasn't going anyway) and watching it on TV (like I always intended).
January 25, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Going to join the boycott like I always do - not going (I wasn't going anyway) and watching it on TV (like I always intended).
When olive oil tells a joke
January 25, 2026 at 3:53 PM
When olive oil tells a joke
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There are only three kinds of people who think AI is great.
1) Scammers
2) People being scammed
3) Paedophiles
1) Scammers
2) People being scammed
3) Paedophiles
cannot put into words how fucking bleak that subreddit is
January 2, 2026 at 9:44 AM
There are only three kinds of people who think AI is great.
1) Scammers
2) People being scammed
3) Paedophiles
1) Scammers
2) People being scammed
3) Paedophiles
Self-employed people in January when they're told they have to pay tax on their income.
January 25, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Self-employed people in January when they're told they have to pay tax on their income.