Awkward Egg
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Got the first question right on University Challenge and then turned it off.
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Got the first question right on University Challenge and then turned it off.
The BBC is suggesting using rolled-up jeans as draft excluders.
November 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The BBC is suggesting using rolled-up jeans as draft excluders.
"Line of Djibouti: A ragtag team of undercover cops investigate crime in the Horn of Africa."
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"Line of Djibouti: A ragtag team of undercover cops investigate crime in the Horn of Africa."
Companies replacing everyone with AI / companies realising no one can afford their products because they are unemployed.
November 19, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Companies replacing everyone with AI / companies realising no one can afford their products because they are unemployed.
I got 10/10 in Quiz of the Day at 4am like some kind of insomniac Stephen Hawking.
November 19, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I got 10/10 in Quiz of the Day at 4am like some kind of insomniac Stephen Hawking.
I've never seen Line of Duty so I might watch it from the start.
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I've never seen Line of Duty so I might watch it from the start.
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Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
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POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
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Watching the new Frankenstein movie. It's like a very dark Captain Birdseye origin story.
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Watching the new Frankenstein movie. It's like a very dark Captain Birdseye origin story.
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The last 2.5 years of Bluesky were a steady build up to "criticism of Jeffrey Epstein's writing ability is ableist." Congrats everyone, we did it.
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The last 2.5 years of Bluesky were a steady build up to "criticism of Jeffrey Epstein's writing ability is ableist." Congrats everyone, we did it.
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Just seen a video of Americans trying to use roundabouts and it's a lovely illustration of how stupid Americans are. Not that we need more illustrations of that, but still.
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Just seen a video of Americans trying to use roundabouts and it's a lovely illustration of how stupid Americans are. Not that we need more illustrations of that, but still.
He survived because somebody called a bondulance.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 11:57 AM
He survived because somebody called a bondulance.
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
They weren't serious about having to serve the full term, they were being sarkozy
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
They weren't serious about having to serve the full term, they were being sarkozy
I reckon a party could get elected by having "ban private use/purchase of fireworks" as a policy.
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I reckon a party could get elected by having "ban private use/purchase of fireworks" as a policy.
"People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did. But they will never forget how you still hadn't put the heating on in November."
- Maya Angelou
- Maya Angelou
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 AM
"People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did. But they will never forget how you still hadn't put the heating on in November."
- Maya Angelou
- Maya Angelou
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England facing drastic measures due to extreme drought next year.
Country surrounded by water has water shortages.
2024: 1trn litre of lost to leaks.
Sewage dumped in rivers for 4m hours.
No new reservoirs.
Investment neglected, £85bn paid in dividend.
Record high water bills.
People fleeced.
Country surrounded by water has water shortages.
2024: 1trn litre of lost to leaks.
Sewage dumped in rivers for 4m hours.
No new reservoirs.
Investment neglected, £85bn paid in dividend.
Record high water bills.
People fleeced.
England facing drastic measures due to extreme drought next year
Government and water companies are devising emergency plans for worst water shortage in decades
www.theguardian.com
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 AM
England facing drastic measures due to extreme drought next year.
Country surrounded by water has water shortages.
2024: 1trn litre of lost to leaks.
Sewage dumped in rivers for 4m hours.
No new reservoirs.
Investment neglected, £85bn paid in dividend.
Record high water bills.
People fleeced.
Country surrounded by water has water shortages.
2024: 1trn litre of lost to leaks.
Sewage dumped in rivers for 4m hours.
No new reservoirs.
Investment neglected, £85bn paid in dividend.
Record high water bills.
People fleeced.
A Greek will. i. am impersonator called il. i. ad
November 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
A Greek will. i. am impersonator called il. i. ad
When somebody's personal wealth reaches a billion dollars, they should be forced to choose between giving half of it to charity or visiting the Titanic in an OceanGate submarine.
Elon Musk is over on Twitter posting his sad/pathetic Ai prompts.
November 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
When somebody's personal wealth reaches a billion dollars, they should be forced to choose between giving half of it to charity or visiting the Titanic in an OceanGate submarine.
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do you know how horrid and evil you have to be to be in this much pain in public and everyone still hates you
Elon Musk is over on Twitter posting his sad/pathetic Ai prompts.
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
do you know how horrid and evil you have to be to be in this much pain in public and everyone still hates you
Who called it Darkest Hour and not Slough Houses of Parliament
November 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Who called it Darkest Hour and not Slough Houses of Parliament
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If you are a paedophile, alert your neighbours by setting off fireworks from your garden.
November 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
If you are a paedophile, alert your neighbours by setting off fireworks from your garden.