Awkward Egg
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Potatoes are overrated
Got the first question right on University Challenge and then turned it off.
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Got the first question right on University Challenge and then turned it off.
The BBC is suggesting using rolled-up jeans as draft excluders.
November 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The BBC is suggesting using rolled-up jeans as draft excluders.
"Line of Djibouti: A ragtag team of undercover cops investigate crime in the Horn of Africa."
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"Line of Djibouti: A ragtag team of undercover cops investigate crime in the Horn of Africa."
Companies replacing everyone with AI / companies realising no one can afford their products because they are unemployed.
November 19, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Companies replacing everyone with AI / companies realising no one can afford their products because they are unemployed.
Watching the new Frankenstein movie. It's like a very dark Captain Birdseye origin story.
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Watching the new Frankenstein movie. It's like a very dark Captain Birdseye origin story.
They weren't serious about having to serve the full term, they were being sarkozy
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
They weren't serious about having to serve the full term, they were being sarkozy
Who called it Darkest Hour and not Slough Houses of Parliament
November 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Who called it Darkest Hour and not Slough Houses of Parliament
Someone on Facebook is selling a cast iron Christ and now I want to watch Mask (1985).
November 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Someone on Facebook is selling a cast iron Christ and now I want to watch Mask (1985).
{Terminator voice} "I need your clothes, your boots and your dictionary"
November 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
{Terminator voice} "I need your clothes, your boots and your dictionary"
Anyway, sometimes Instagram is actually useful. For example, thanks to a houseplant influencer I now have a sweet potato suspended in a jar of water.
November 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Anyway, sometimes Instagram is actually useful. For example, thanks to a houseplant influencer I now have a sweet potato suspended in a jar of water.
Just saw a "hack" on Instagram that is turning the numbered valve on a radiator to make it hotter or colder.
November 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Just saw a "hack" on Instagram that is turning the numbered valve on a radiator to make it hotter or colder.
A film you've seen more than seven times with a gif.
November 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
A film you've seen more than seven times with a gif.
My dog is so well camouflaged at my parents' grey and white house that we have to keep her collar on so no one steps on her.
October 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
My dog is so well camouflaged at my parents' grey and white house that we have to keep her collar on so no one steps on her.
Bournemouth United are second in the league.
October 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Bournemouth United are second in the league.
This reminds me of the story I was told about a brothel user called "shit in a stocking Colin".
October 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
This reminds me of the story I was told about a brothel user called "shit in a stocking Colin".
We can start a commune
October 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
We can start a commune
I have defrosted my freezer.
October 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I have defrosted my freezer.
Me refusing to put the heating on until 00:00 01.11.25
October 24, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Me refusing to put the heating on until 00:00 01.11.25
Just seen pavers spelt as paviors on Facebook marketplace.
October 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Just seen pavers spelt as paviors on Facebook marketplace.
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
October 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
I am watching a James Bond film
October 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I am watching a James Bond film
Always pleases me that my drill is called the GBH 2000.
October 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Always pleases me that my drill is called the GBH 2000.
"The Great Kevin Bacon. Twelve home bakers take part in a 'bake off', which will test every aspect of their breakfast-making skills. Hosted by Kevin Bacon."
October 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
"The Great Kevin Bacon. Twelve home bakers take part in a 'bake off', which will test every aspect of their breakfast-making skills. Hosted by Kevin Bacon."