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Festive Peg
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Hello pervert.
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I would rather have someone turn up at the Christmas do in an SS uniform.
Fucks sake, Tesco.
November 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Fairwell King, Quentin Wilson x
November 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Outside the local wanky private dentist. Never stop laughing. Never? Until your throat is bleeding and you're in great physical distress? And even then the mirth must continue?
November 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Some #inspirational #artwork I found for any huns that need it today 🫶
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
🎶 It's the most hentai time of the year 🎶
November 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
It's like being in a Dickens novel. World's gone mad, etc.
The year of our lord 2025 and people still insist you have to visit their premises to get things signed, rather than just accepting digital copies.
October 14, 2025 at 11:50 AM
The year of our lord 2025 and people still insist you have to visit their premises to get things signed, rather than just accepting digital copies.
October 14, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Fucking love blasting a bit of Clannad 🤘
September 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I always add a smiley to these emails, to signal that I'm fun and easygoing.
Sending round my little "does anyone need anything added to the stationery order" email, like I'm so important.
September 22, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Sending round my little "does anyone need anything added to the stationery order" email, like I'm so important.
September 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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this exists it is called thinking
September 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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I USED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT HAVING NO SHOES. UNTIL I MET A MAN WITH NO FEET.
September 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Everything's going to shit, but I went to a local hipster florist over lunch and bought a lovely Boston fern.
September 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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imagine getting qt dunked by ed davey. unrecoverable. you’re furious and he is serenely going down a log flume in bognor regis.
September 15, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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When you see it.
September 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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What’s wrong babe? You’ve barely touched your Harry Kane USB-A to Lightning cable.
September 14, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief
September 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I used an Apple computer for the first time since uni today. Pleased to say I still hate them after all these years 🫶
September 12, 2025 at 11:24 AM
A beautiful name for a little girl 💖
Glurpo, the world's only underwater clown, c.1960. 🤡
September 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Sorry to be political, but Caffè Nero really does shit all over Costa Coffee in many regards.
September 11, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Your hot takes are all Really Good obviously, but I'm muting that and going to my bed.
Your boyfriend thinks he was the first one to post that Newsweek screengrab of the Charlie Kirk 2nd Amendment quote.
September 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Your boyfriend thinks he was the first one to post that Newsweek screengrab of the Charlie Kirk 2nd Amendment quote.
September 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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September 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
When you make your email nice and passive aggressive, then forget to add the attachment you said you would.
September 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
My sister has sent me a Cameo from Mark Clattenburg offof Gladiators.
September 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM