Outside the local wanky private dentist. Never stop laughing. Never? Until your throat is bleeding and you're in great physical distress? And even then the mirth must continue?
November 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Outside the local wanky private dentist. Never stop laughing. Never? Until your throat is bleeding and you're in great physical distress? And even then the mirth must continue?
Some #inspirational #artwork I found for any huns that need it today 🫶
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Some #inspirational #artwork I found for any huns that need it today 🫶
🎶 It's the most hentai time of the year 🎶
November 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
🎶 It's the most hentai time of the year 🎶
Sending round my little "does anyone need anything added to the stationery order" email, like I'm so important.
September 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Sending round my little "does anyone need anything added to the stationery order" email, like I'm so important.
Everything's going to shit, but I went to a local hipster florist over lunch and bought a lovely Boston fern.
September 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Everything's going to shit, but I went to a local hipster florist over lunch and bought a lovely Boston fern.
When you make your email nice and passive aggressive, then forget to add the attachment you said you would.
September 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
When you make your email nice and passive aggressive, then forget to add the attachment you said you would.
My sister kindly sent me some CBD gummies, and I'm a bit frightened of them tbh.
September 2, 2025 at 1:29 PM
My sister kindly sent me some CBD gummies, and I'm a bit frightened of them tbh.
Nice interruptions.
August 16, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Nice interruptions.
I have planned my life admin all for today, and I am not pleased to announce it will involve seven separate bus journeys.
August 16, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I have planned my life admin all for today, and I am not pleased to announce it will involve seven separate bus journeys.
I just think it's neat.
August 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I just think it's neat.
I have been harassing this beautiful tripod near work. Look how sick of my shit she is 🫶
August 7, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I have been harassing this beautiful tripod near work. Look how sick of my shit she is 🫶
No, it's cruel to laugh at the stupidity of others. We mustn't do that.
August 6, 2025 at 7:15 AM
No, it's cruel to laugh at the stupidity of others. We mustn't do that.
Always the Small Dick Energy cars blocking the footpath innit 👍
August 4, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Always the Small Dick Energy cars blocking the footpath innit 👍
They've done humorous parody songs in work. This one originally by y'know the troubled 80's singer Bob George.
June 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
They've done humorous parody songs in work. This one originally by y'know the troubled 80's singer Bob George.
This has a very different meaning in some circles.
June 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
This has a very different meaning in some circles.
Please enjoy this Planet Earth quality nature documentary of a squirrel by the bins I recorded today. If anyone has a contact for Attenborough etc, feel free to hmu.
June 18, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Please enjoy this Planet Earth quality nature documentary of a squirrel by the bins I recorded today. If anyone has a contact for Attenborough etc, feel free to hmu.
In the work group chat they're all congratulating each other about how well our event went today and how they gonna have a cheeky glass of wine tonight (🤪🤪🤪), but one girl has put the wrong emoji in and it's absolutely sending me.
June 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
In the work group chat they're all congratulating each other about how well our event went today and how they gonna have a cheeky glass of wine tonight (🤪🤪🤪), but one girl has put the wrong emoji in and it's absolutely sending me.
Not for me, but so pretty 💐
June 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Not for me, but so pretty 💐
My culture is not your costume 😔
June 10, 2025 at 8:33 AM
My culture is not your costume 😔
I know they have to say these things, but this made me do a sick all down myself.
May 31, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I know they have to say these things, but this made me do a sick all down myself.