Giraffe L. Stein
@giraffelstein.bsky.social
more camel than leopard
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replace the Supreme Court with the remaining members of the Wu-Tang Clan
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
replace the Supreme Court with the remaining members of the Wu-Tang Clan
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I'm against pardoning turkeys because it implies that we are eating them as a punishment for their crimes instead of our own
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I'm against pardoning turkeys because it implies that we are eating them as a punishment for their crimes instead of our own
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Life doesnt give you lemons anymore, that shit is now subscription based
August 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Life doesnt give you lemons anymore, that shit is now subscription based
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would a vampire prefer nectarines or blood oranges
August 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
would a vampire prefer nectarines or blood oranges
4 blondes
slightly diminish a band:
blink91
blink91
slightly diminish a band:
half naked ladies
half naked ladies
August 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
4 blondes
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medusa be like "i showed you my hair please respond"
August 3, 2025 at 9:55 AM
medusa be like "i showed you my hair please respond"
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“Fossil Fuel” is the name of my new catering service for nursing homes.
August 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
“Fossil Fuel” is the name of my new catering service for nursing homes.
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i’ll bet hummingbirds would love mountain dew
August 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
i’ll bet hummingbirds would love mountain dew
Jay Leno can just fuck off forever
July 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Jay Leno can just fuck off forever
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inventing a robot that suffers from ennui call that a sighborg
July 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
inventing a robot that suffers from ennui call that a sighborg
i guess people call tweets on bluesky “skeets”, but to me they’re “bskyts” (and yes, I’m pronouncing this “biscuits”)
June 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
i guess people call tweets on bluesky “skeets”, but to me they’re “bskyts” (and yes, I’m pronouncing this “biscuits”)
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Car Theft Up 28 Percent Across St. Louis, Here's How the Thieves Stay Organized with Salesforce for Small Business (Sponsored)
June 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Car Theft Up 28 Percent Across St. Louis, Here's How the Thieves Stay Organized with Salesforce for Small Business (Sponsored)
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just unlocked your phone's face ID with this corncob
June 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
just unlocked your phone's face ID with this corncob
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every bug you've ever killed is waiting for you in hell
June 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
every bug you've ever killed is waiting for you in hell
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I shot a man in Reno just to watch him dry
(I used a water pistol)
(I used a water pistol)
May 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him dry
(I used a water pistol)
(I used a water pistol)
No shirt, no shoes, no diggity i gotta bag it up
No shirt, no shoes, no sleep ‘til Brooklyn
No shirt, no shoes, no sunshine when she’s gone
May 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
No shirt, no shoes, no diggity i gotta bag it up
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I hope this pope is cool and lets us do some sins
May 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I hope this pope is cool and lets us do some sins
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in Australia, the ceiling is lava
March 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
in Australia, the ceiling is lava
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never feel more like myself than when the flight attendant looks directly into my eyes and says, "trash"
April 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
never feel more like myself than when the flight attendant looks directly into my eyes and says, "trash"
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If you see this post your favorite Lucifer
April 6, 2025 at 10:08 AM
If you see this post your favorite Lucifer
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Someone who does a good Putin impersonation, call up the White House and tell him to stop with all the tariffs
April 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Someone who does a good Putin impersonation, call up the White House and tell him to stop with all the tariffs