Todd Mitchell
@toddnotmitchell.com
Valedictorian: North Junior High 8th Grade Summer School Social Studies, 1999
I don’t have the temperament to keep trying strategy games in Early Access. 😅
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I don’t have the temperament to keep trying strategy games in Early Access. 😅
Imagine not wanting to spend this part of life farting up someone else’s recliner and watching the grandkids play between naps. He would have even been forgiven for being absolutely incorrect every time he opens his mouth like this. It wouldn’t have mattered at all.
November 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Imagine not wanting to spend this part of life farting up someone else’s recliner and watching the grandkids play between naps. He would have even been forgiven for being absolutely incorrect every time he opens his mouth like this. It wouldn’t have mattered at all.
Hung with old buddies today including one I hadn't seen in probably 20 years. Wasn't sure he'd remember me. He said that my indie game helped teach his son numbers and the alphabet and his kid kind of grew up with my voice as a result. I can't tell you how hard that hit me.
November 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Hung with old buddies today including one I hadn't seen in probably 20 years. Wasn't sure he'd remember me. He said that my indie game helped teach his son numbers and the alphabet and his kid kind of grew up with my voice as a result. I can't tell you how hard that hit me.
Act 3 of a Scrubs episode while Jimmy Eat World plays
November 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Act 3 of a Scrubs episode while Jimmy Eat World plays
Had my semi-annual McDonald’s lunch today and my body shut down on me like an old computer for about 90 minutes.
November 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Had my semi-annual McDonald’s lunch today and my body shut down on me like an old computer for about 90 minutes.
Here’s what I can tell you for sure about Zohran:
Excellent taste in venues.
Excellent taste in venues.
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Here’s what I can tell you for sure about Zohran:
Excellent taste in venues.
Excellent taste in venues.
November 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
It's a bummer to know many VO artists dying to get into games and then play major games with voices I've heard in 15 other titles misdelivering lines like they're sightreading.
November 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It's a bummer to know many VO artists dying to get into games and then play major games with voices I've heard in 15 other titles misdelivering lines like they're sightreading.
As a family of God-fearing patriots, we’ll be fast forwarding this year when Clark Griswold uses a swear and asks for Tylenol.
October 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
As a family of God-fearing patriots, we’ll be fast forwarding this year when Clark Griswold uses a swear and asks for Tylenol.
Going to dive into geometry nodes in Blender before starting my next scene. How screwed am I?
I've been using Blender without them since something like 1998.
I've been using Blender without them since something like 1998.
October 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Going to dive into geometry nodes in Blender before starting my next scene. How screwed am I?
I've been using Blender without them since something like 1998.
I've been using Blender without them since something like 1998.
Did a little art project and restored my childhood Toys R Us where I shopped as a kid, worked as a young man, and shopped with my own kid once I was a parent. Now it's a stupid dumb Planet Fitness. 😅
Used Blender and Godot, for you fellow #gamedev geeks
Used Blender and Godot, for you fellow #gamedev geeks
October 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Did a little art project and restored my childhood Toys R Us where I shopped as a kid, worked as a young man, and shopped with my own kid once I was a parent. Now it's a stupid dumb Planet Fitness. 😅
Used Blender and Godot, for you fellow #gamedev geeks
Used Blender and Godot, for you fellow #gamedev geeks
Lady stops cutting my hair for the tenth time, “Sorry, I’m handling animals all alone today.”
I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
October 26, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Lady stops cutting my hair for the tenth time, “Sorry, I’m handling animals all alone today.”
You know those martial arts movie scenes where two guys take a knee and have a battle in their minds and just kind of accept the results?
Yeah that’s how men stop being friends. We see it coming and we just kind of save the energy for lawn work.
Yeah that’s how men stop being friends. We see it coming and we just kind of save the energy for lawn work.
October 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
You know those martial arts movie scenes where two guys take a knee and have a battle in their minds and just kind of accept the results?
Yeah that’s how men stop being friends. We see it coming and we just kind of save the energy for lawn work.
Yeah that’s how men stop being friends. We see it coming and we just kind of save the energy for lawn work.
“Building in public” sounds like some kind of misdemeanor
October 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
“Building in public” sounds like some kind of misdemeanor
Smoke detector batteries come from the same package and go bad months apart. Explain.
October 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Smoke detector batteries come from the same package and go bad months apart. Explain.
My WoW gnome has tetanus.
October 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
My WoW gnome has tetanus.
“It says here you’ve had some racist tweets from 2022 resurface recently.”
“That’s right.”
So that would leave about a three-year gap in racist tweets. Could you address that for us?”
“That’s right.”
So that would leave about a three-year gap in racist tweets. Could you address that for us?”
October 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
“It says here you’ve had some racist tweets from 2022 resurface recently.”
“That’s right.”
So that would leave about a three-year gap in racist tweets. Could you address that for us?”
“That’s right.”
So that would leave about a three-year gap in racist tweets. Could you address that for us?”
Sarah Silverman quoted someone else and it always stayed with me.
Paraphrasing:
“You can confront LeBron James with a photo of him and say “Isn’t it true that this was you and you were only 5’3”?”
He’s going to tell you “Yeah. That was me a long time ago. I grew.”
Paraphrasing:
“You can confront LeBron James with a photo of him and say “Isn’t it true that this was you and you were only 5’3”?”
He’s going to tell you “Yeah. That was me a long time ago. I grew.”
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
October 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Sarah Silverman quoted someone else and it always stayed with me.
Paraphrasing:
“You can confront LeBron James with a photo of him and say “Isn’t it true that this was you and you were only 5’3”?”
He’s going to tell you “Yeah. That was me a long time ago. I grew.”
Paraphrasing:
“You can confront LeBron James with a photo of him and say “Isn’t it true that this was you and you were only 5’3”?”
He’s going to tell you “Yeah. That was me a long time ago. I grew.”
After about 15 Cheetos you start to taste regret itself
October 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
After about 15 Cheetos you start to taste regret itself
We’re living the bad ending from Rocket Ranger on NES
October 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
We’re living the bad ending from Rocket Ranger on NES
Christ Bros. Asphalt is here. Nobody lays down the first stone like Christ. Proudly paving the road of the righteous in the Metro East for over 2,000 years. Feel like a camel passing through the eye of a needle? You’ve Gotta Call Christ.*
* Family owned and operated
* Family owned and operated
October 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Christ Bros. Asphalt is here. Nobody lays down the first stone like Christ. Proudly paving the road of the righteous in the Metro East for over 2,000 years. Feel like a camel passing through the eye of a needle? You’ve Gotta Call Christ.*
* Family owned and operated
* Family owned and operated
Our curriculum is starting to work in nice cozy stories about Thanksgiving and winter and we had to stop to do an early dog walk because it’s going to be 83 degrees later.
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Our curriculum is starting to work in nice cozy stories about Thanksgiving and winter and we had to stop to do an early dog walk because it’s going to be 83 degrees later.
Very Good Joke Requires Finding Facebook Photo from 15 Years Ago
October 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Very Good Joke Requires Finding Facebook Photo from 15 Years Ago
Credits for a game jam entry done in my forties
October 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Credits for a game jam entry done in my forties