Todd Mitchell
@toddnotmitchell.com
Valedictorian: North Junior High 8th Grade Summer School Social Studies, 1999
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Hey so my short fiction debut hits Monday! Deathbed is a collection of horror stories written by comedy writers. The lineup is unreal. Last week’s writer was a former DC Comics guy with an Emmy. I have no business in this company, so I need everybody’s support. 😅
Neat stuff that happened in 2025. Let's get into it:
I started the year by taking @downieseb.bsky.social's green screen photos and making a whole video game out of them for reasons I still can't fully explain. mechatodzilla.itch.io/seb-simulato...
I started the year by taking @downieseb.bsky.social's green screen photos and making a whole video game out of them for reasons I still can't fully explain. mechatodzilla.itch.io/seb-simulato...
Seb Simulator '25 by Todd Mitchell
Become the Seb
mechatodzilla.itch.io
December 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Neat stuff that happened in 2025. Let's get into it:
I started the year by taking @downieseb.bsky.social's green screen photos and making a whole video game out of them for reasons I still can't fully explain. mechatodzilla.itch.io/seb-simulato...
I started the year by taking @downieseb.bsky.social's green screen photos and making a whole video game out of them for reasons I still can't fully explain. mechatodzilla.itch.io/seb-simulato...
Hey so my short fiction debut hits Monday! Deathbed is a collection of horror stories written by comedy writers. The lineup is unreal. Last week’s writer was a former DC Comics guy with an Emmy. I have no business in this company, so I need everybody’s support. 😅
December 31, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Hey so my short fiction debut hits Monday! Deathbed is a collection of horror stories written by comedy writers. The lineup is unreal. Last week’s writer was a former DC Comics guy with an Emmy. I have no business in this company, so I need everybody’s support. 😅
Me bailing on a tweet at the last moment
December 31, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Me bailing on a tweet at the last moment
That moment auto-complete doesn't kick in with "zon dot com" and you just Google "ama" like some kind of idiot.
December 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
That moment auto-complete doesn't kick in with "zon dot com" and you just Google "ama" like some kind of idiot.
Most VR fitness games boil down to Let’s Abuse Your Knees Simulator
December 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Most VR fitness games boil down to Let’s Abuse Your Knees Simulator
Currently printing 3D brackets to bring together the house’s variety of fancy keyboards.
December 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Currently printing 3D brackets to bring together the house’s variety of fancy keyboards.
Cleaning out the office and came across what turned into an odd little footnote in my story. Onward and upward.
December 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Cleaning out the office and came across what turned into an odd little footnote in my story. Onward and upward.
Why is the peak social media influencer fantasy to get kicked out of Topgolf?
December 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Why is the peak social media influencer fantasy to get kicked out of Topgolf?
10yo got these kickass dice for Christmas
December 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
10yo got these kickass dice for Christmas
I'm very quickly becoming Will Smith in I, Robot
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I'm very quickly becoming Will Smith in I, Robot
I never heard the name Carissa in my life. Now they’re everywhere and they’re my age. I don’t think the devs working on the simulation are as slick as they think.
December 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I never heard the name Carissa in my life. Now they’re everywhere and they’re my age. I don’t think the devs working on the simulation are as slick as they think.
Wendy’s XP Home Edition
Is this anything?
Is this anything?
December 26, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Wendy’s XP Home Edition
Is this anything?
Is this anything?
Tis the season for this old bit
December 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Tis the season for this old bit
Once in a while a totally miserable human being is going to eff up your holiday. You can’t fully doucheproof a day. But remember that person has also given themselves an entire miserable life and legacy. You’re going to enjoy next Tuesday more than they’re going to enjoy today.
December 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Once in a while a totally miserable human being is going to eff up your holiday. You can’t fully doucheproof a day. But remember that person has also given themselves an entire miserable life and legacy. You’re going to enjoy next Tuesday more than they’re going to enjoy today.
Now you offer him immunity in exchange for his cooperation and set up a sting operation to catch his boss.
I just got a DM from someone that pirated my game.
They said (paraphrasing) that with hindsight the game was absolutely worth the price, and were asking my preferred avenue for them to buy it (Steam vs Itch).
I've gotten a lot of great DMs from players, but this one is probably my favorite.
They said (paraphrasing) that with hindsight the game was absolutely worth the price, and were asking my preferred avenue for them to buy it (Steam vs Itch).
I've gotten a lot of great DMs from players, but this one is probably my favorite.
December 25, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Now you offer him immunity in exchange for his cooperation and set up a sting operation to catch his boss.
Me and 10yo just got into our first TCG together and I l’ve learned that deck boxes come in boxes that are already pretty good deck boxes.
December 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Me and 10yo just got into our first TCG together and I l’ve learned that deck boxes come in boxes that are already pretty good deck boxes.
Fun twist in this story: I absolutely could not get this browser prototype to run but discovered that apparently like three years ago I rewrote it in Lua and it's pretty fun (?!)
Wish me luck I'm going to try to reconstruct a PhaserJS prototype I made like 11 years ago to see if it was any good.
Yes, I know what the answer is going to be.
Yes, I know what the answer is going to be.
December 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Fun twist in this story: I absolutely could not get this browser prototype to run but discovered that apparently like three years ago I rewrote it in Lua and it's pretty fun (?!)
Wish me luck I'm going to try to reconstruct a PhaserJS prototype I made like 11 years ago to see if it was any good.
Yes, I know what the answer is going to be.
Yes, I know what the answer is going to be.
December 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Wish me luck I'm going to try to reconstruct a PhaserJS prototype I made like 11 years ago to see if it was any good.
Yes, I know what the answer is going to be.
Yes, I know what the answer is going to be.
Reposted by Todd Mitchell
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
Everybody repeat after me:
"I accept your disapproval."
This shit will change your life.
"I accept your disapproval."
This shit will change your life.
December 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Everybody repeat after me:
"I accept your disapproval."
This shit will change your life.
"I accept your disapproval."
This shit will change your life.
I’m no snob, but Airbnb should disclose if the house is in Roku City.
December 17, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I’m no snob, but Airbnb should disclose if the house is in Roku City.
I try to pack a little extra for vacations so nobody sees how easy it would be to throw me out completely.
December 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I try to pack a little extra for vacations so nobody sees how easy it would be to throw me out completely.
The elder millennial disease where your brain occasionally goes, “Yes, that’s French they’re speaking. And these children aren’t French—they’re American.”
December 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The elder millennial disease where your brain occasionally goes, “Yes, that’s French they’re speaking. And these children aren’t French—they’re American.”
Not the SQUAT team...
This is the Texas state Capitol. They still let in trans women with ids that matches their gender identity. So this isn't even keeping trans women out. These things are completely unenforceable except through fear.
www.texastribune.org/2025/12/12/t...
www.texastribune.org/2025/12/12/t...
Enforcement of Texas’ bathroom bill draws challenges
In its first week, one group’s test of the new restrictions was met with ID checks at women’s restrooms at the Capitol while the Austin City Council moved to circumvent the law's intent.
www.texastribune.org
December 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Not the SQUAT team...
This was the only Atari game I ever bought new in a store, well into the '90s at a Big Lots, and it was fun as could be.
We don't talk about Bentley Bear and his cute wizard hat nearly enough
December 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This was the only Atari game I ever bought new in a store, well into the '90s at a Big Lots, and it was fun as could be.