Giraffe L. Stein
@giraffelstein.bsky.social
more camel than leopard
so, hopefully by the end of 12 years and two long and disastrous terms in office, we’ll finally get him. great.
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
so, hopefully by the end of 12 years and two long and disastrous terms in office, we’ll finally get him. great.
Oh, great, I became a doctor. I hope nobody gets sick before I retire because I absolutely cannot help them.
November 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Oh, great, I became a doctor. I hope nobody gets sick before I retire because I absolutely cannot help them.
they’re vape clouds, but i can’t tell the flavor from a photograph.
November 12, 2025 at 9:28 AM
they’re vape clouds, but i can’t tell the flavor from a photograph.
here’s my idea:
start with a potato chowder
thicken with Bisquik
add bacon
add a fried egg (any style)
drizzle with maple syrup
top with cheddar cheese, powdered sugar, and Cap’n Crunch cereal
garnish with a grapefruit wedge
the perfect “Good Morning Gumbo”
start with a potato chowder
thicken with Bisquik
add bacon
add a fried egg (any style)
drizzle with maple syrup
top with cheddar cheese, powdered sugar, and Cap’n Crunch cereal
garnish with a grapefruit wedge
the perfect “Good Morning Gumbo”
November 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
here’s my idea:
start with a potato chowder
thicken with Bisquik
add bacon
add a fried egg (any style)
drizzle with maple syrup
top with cheddar cheese, powdered sugar, and Cap’n Crunch cereal
garnish with a grapefruit wedge
the perfect “Good Morning Gumbo”
start with a potato chowder
thicken with Bisquik
add bacon
add a fried egg (any style)
drizzle with maple syrup
top with cheddar cheese, powdered sugar, and Cap’n Crunch cereal
garnish with a grapefruit wedge
the perfect “Good Morning Gumbo”
Kim Wexler should be the Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Kim Wexler should be the Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court
let’s check the track record on Americans voting for women on a presidential ballot, it tells quite a story
November 3, 2025 at 7:22 AM
let’s check the track record on Americans voting for women on a presidential ballot, it tells quite a story
you guys, I’m really sorry, I put the shrouds in with the white laundry. everbody’s socks are lilac now.
October 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
you guys, I’m really sorry, I put the shrouds in with the white laundry. everbody’s socks are lilac now.
“Why is there a f**king injury report in pro football, huh? Nobody else has one. Pro football does. You know why? That's so the gamblers will have a fucking accurate spread!“
-Jimmy Dix
-Jimmy Dix
October 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
“Why is there a f**king injury report in pro football, huh? Nobody else has one. Pro football does. You know why? That's so the gamblers will have a fucking accurate spread!“
-Jimmy Dix
-Jimmy Dix
Nirvana lyrics are all large print quote insets from newsweek articles, Alice In Chains lyrics are all excerpts from Civil War letters
October 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Nirvana lyrics are all large print quote insets from newsweek articles, Alice In Chains lyrics are all excerpts from Civil War letters
i’ve seen this, she grows up and catches jason bourne
October 20, 2025 at 10:35 AM
i’ve seen this, she grows up and catches jason bourne
what a piss baby
October 15, 2025 at 7:47 AM
what a piss baby
“Kids, it’s alright. We’re just about to go on a demon hell ride, but trust me, it’s actually hella tight.”
October 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
“Kids, it’s alright. We’re just about to go on a demon hell ride, but trust me, it’s actually hella tight.”
the US does some pretty fucked up shit too, and there's still comedy here
September 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
the US does some pretty fucked up shit too, and there's still comedy here
do you believe Charlie Kirk was motivated by intellectual honesty in any of his positions?
September 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
do you believe Charlie Kirk was motivated by intellectual honesty in any of his positions?
you’re a disgrace and NYC hates youuuuu!!
September 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
you’re a disgrace and NYC hates youuuuu!!
4.5 on the Littledichter scale
September 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
4.5 on the Littledichter scale
Constantly Dropping
September 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Constantly Dropping
i require only a modest sinkhole
August 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
i require only a modest sinkhole
if you forget to stop in Prosidio, you have to wait until after Lake Evercrest, there’s one in Yren’Tyr
August 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
if you forget to stop in Prosidio, you have to wait until after Lake Evercrest, there’s one in Yren’Tyr
anybody headed down to Cordyr this weekend for the flarpberry festival?
August 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
anybody headed down to Cordyr this weekend for the flarpberry festival?