Michael J. Taylor
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Michael J. Taylor
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Associate Professor, University at Albany SUNY
Greek and Roman History
PhD UC Berkeley

Economics 30%
History 25%

371 BC:
Spartans: You'll never beat us Spartan wArRioRS. There are dozens of us! Dozens of us!

Aristotle: True. There are fewer than 1000 Spartans total (Pol. 1270a).

Theban Sacred Band (staring into each others' eyes tenderly) GET SOME GET SOME.

Aristotle: Update, fewer than 600 Spartans total.

480 BC:
The Coalition: We're going all in boys. Hoplites block the warm gates. The Athenian fleet in the straights....wait, where are the Spartans?

Spartans: Whoopsie, Carneia...

The Coalition: Are you fucking kidding me? Again!?

Spartans: Its cool, slight loophole, we brought 300 guys.

490 BC:
Athens: HELP! The Persians just landed at Marathon. We need reinforcements!

Sparta: Sorry, can't. Religious taboo.

Athens: You have a taboo against warfare in late summer? At the height of the war season?

Sparta: Respect the Carneia.

Athens: FUCK IT *runs a mile* GET SOME GET SOME

499 BC:
Ionians: Hey Sparta, we hear you guys are wArRiOrs. Wanna help us with a war?

Sparta: Maybe. Is is close by? Like three day march?

Ionians: Across the sea. Here's a map.

Sparta: WHOA! Sorry, we're not really into *expeditionary warfare.*

Athens: FUCK YEAH. GET SOME GET SOME.

A good excuse to bust out the meme.

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No way I'm ever posting on Twitter again but I'll just say that Alexander the Great was only concerned about the allegiance of one of these states and it was the one with 400+ modern warship hulls in its docks.

Diversity is strength, true for the USA, and true for the Middle Roman Republic.....

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Just pure evil.

Yes. That would be very cool

Ancient and pre-modern military historians, ecstatic to see each other at SMH 2026 (decolorized).

That said (and I have been accused of having an eye of faith), I do not think it is a Montefortino.

To this day I have no idea….but helmets are hard to draw for a lot of artists. So it may just be an idiosyncratically bungled depiction of a common helmet.

Has this staffer been identified and fired?

What did the dinosaurs do with those water molecules after they drank them…..?

I noticed it today trying to embed a Preview into a BMCR review I was writing---a guideline that assumes Google books was a stable thing!

I served alongside the Danish army in Kosovo. As an American veteran, I am personally outraged by this affront to our brave allies.
In Copenhagen, over 10,000 Danes led by veterans assemble to protest against the disrespect of fallen Danes by Trump and his hand-picked ambassador. They stared at the embassy in silence. “We are not losing anything. It is the Americans who are losing something. They are losing us.”
Tusinder stirrede på ambassaden i stilhed. »Vi er ikke ved at miste noget. Det er amerikanerne, som er ved at miste noget. De er ved at miste os«
Lørdag holdt danske veteraner og tusindvis af demonstranter fem minutters stilhed foran den amerikanske ambassade i København. I en verden af larm brugte de deres tungeste våben.
www.berlingske.dk
Alex Pretti was an ICU nurse serving veterans. He died trying to protect protestors being assaulted. A group of anonymous & masked men fired chemicals into his face, beat him, disarmed him, and shot him in broad daylight in front of witnesses. Then his government smeared him & defended his murder.
Alex Jeffrey Pretti was an ICU nurse at a VA hospital. His life, through his profession, was dedicated to serving his community and our country.

As so many have now seen on video, his final act before he was killed by federal agents was doing everything in his power to protect his community.
Also, may I say that I don’t agree with people saying ICE and CBP need “more training.” They’re doing exactly what this administration has trained them to—impose a reign of fear in blue cities. They don’t need more training. They need to be ripped up root and branch.
They shot Renee Good in the face.
They kidnapped Liam Ramos.
They just executed a man on the street.

Unmask them. Prosecute them. No more secret police.
This looks like an execution. There must be an investigation. There must be accountability.

Joining ICE does not give you license to murder.

The President is escalating the situation—and I have no faith he will stop. The Republican Congress must join us to end this. Enough.
Live: Man shot and killed by federal agents in Minneapolis this morning, police chief says
A video appears to shows federal agents wrestling a man to the ground then shooting him. The Department of Homeland Security said the man was armed with a gun.
www.startribune.com

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Oh my God, there is video.

They had the man down on the ground, with half a dozen agents holding him down, beating him, when they shot him, multiple times. They were *holding him down and beating him.*

All the charges. Everyone of those agents should be in prison.

www.reddit.com/r/Minneapoli...
From the Minneapolis community on Reddit: Another ICE murder in front of Glam Doll Donuts
Explore this post and more from the Minneapolis community
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ICE has now carried out two summary executions of innocent people in the streets of an American city.

If you work for ICE, there's no denying that's the mission you're supporting now. You don't get to claim in one year or ten or twenty that you didn't know what ICE was doing. You're complicit.

Root and branch. Must be destroyed.

Not bad for a vehicle that's only designed to launder a bribe.

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This week on the blog: training hoplites!

It strikes a lot of folks as unbelievable, but the evidence really does suggest that, apart from physical fitness (and even then) hoplites don't seem to have trained much at all!

acoup.blog/2026/01/16/c...
Collections: Hoplite Wars, Part IVb: Training Hoplites?
This is, at long last, the last part of our four-part series (I, II, IIIa, IIIb, Intermission, IVa). last time we looked at the social status of hoplites and the implications that had for the polit…
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GIFT article

Trump's Letter To Norway Should Be The Last Straw

Will Republicans in Congress Ever Step In?

by Anne Applebaum

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
Trump’s Letter to Norway Should Be the Last Straw
Will Republicans in Congress ever step in?
www.theatlantic.com
A joke for the history buffs:

Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“