dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
@dollypilled.bsky.social
I’m normal I promise :) yes I am a real CPA
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Made a gyaru feed that shouldn’t have a bunch of random shit in it! I will be continually curating and updating this as well. If you think you should be part of the allowed users, let me know I’ll review your account
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Mangione getting off on police incompetence every step of the way so so funny esp bc we all knew it was planted evidence anyways. Can’t even plan evidence right!!
December 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Mangione getting off on police incompetence every step of the way so so funny esp bc we all knew it was planted evidence anyways. Can’t even plan evidence right!!
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[Guy who has had every advantage imaginable thrown his way] this shit's too easy to me.
December 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
[Guy who has had every advantage imaginable thrown his way] this shit's too easy to me.
Self insert made me laugh out loud
December 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Self insert made me laugh out loud
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changed the air filter in my car yesterday 🤙😮💨🤙
December 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
changed the air filter in my car yesterday 🤙😮💨🤙
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order from dashare.zone by end of day tomorrow (dec 16) and you can still get your mugs/shirts by christmas. just select "rush shipping". or get the cheap shipping if it's for yourself. either is fine with me
ORDER ASAP FOR XMAS DELIVERY: dashare.zone GOT HOODYS OF IT TOO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
December 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
order from dashare.zone by end of day tomorrow (dec 16) and you can still get your mugs/shirts by christmas. just select "rush shipping". or get the cheap shipping if it's for yourself. either is fine with me
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We don't say interesting person anymore. It's person of interest.
December 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
We don't say interesting person anymore. It's person of interest.
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You can't do it. I can do it but choose not to.
He really doesn’t understand any of the most basic biology concepts at all, huh
December 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
You can't do it. I can do it but choose not to.
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i hate when i go to a new website and it does one of those "verifying that you are a human" pages on me. like, fuck you man. how dare you make assumptions about me. YOU aren't even a human.
December 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
i hate when i go to a new website and it does one of those "verifying that you are a human" pages on me. like, fuck you man. how dare you make assumptions about me. YOU aren't even a human.
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Gonna start posting "What I Eat in a Day" threads, just because I think it would be funny to record in real time like "Breakfast - oats, berries, flaxseeds!, Lunch - chickpea salad on whole grain bread!, Dinner - Tofu w/ kale + broccoli!
11:30pm - whole bag of chip and 8 vegan taquitos ouughh oops"
11:30pm - whole bag of chip and 8 vegan taquitos ouughh oops"
December 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Gonna start posting "What I Eat in a Day" threads, just because I think it would be funny to record in real time like "Breakfast - oats, berries, flaxseeds!, Lunch - chickpea salad on whole grain bread!, Dinner - Tofu w/ kale + broccoli!
11:30pm - whole bag of chip and 8 vegan taquitos ouughh oops"
11:30pm - whole bag of chip and 8 vegan taquitos ouughh oops"
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hungry for breakfast but in a jam? try eating 72 cheez its
December 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
hungry for breakfast but in a jam? try eating 72 cheez its
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NASA Scientists Make Life-Changing Discovery But You Kind Of Had To Be There https://theonion.com/nasa-scientists-make-life-changing-discovery-but-you-ki-1828387779/
December 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
NASA Scientists Make Life-Changing Discovery But You Kind Of Had To Be There https://theonion.com/nasa-scientists-make-life-changing-discovery-but-you-ki-1828387779/
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Refreshing your notifcations tab on Sunday morning after posting 3 bangers
December 14, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Refreshing your notifcations tab on Sunday morning after posting 3 bangers
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I've been laughing at this all day. All three of these people nailed it. 10/10, no notes.
December 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I've been laughing at this all day. All three of these people nailed it. 10/10, no notes.
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Erik Kirk stabbed me in the leg
December 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Erik Kirk stabbed me in the leg
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Sharing this because it's funny.
December 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Sharing this because it's funny.
🎶 I’m a cowboyyyy
On a steal horse I rideeee
Cuz I’m wanted (wanteeeed)
Dead or aliiiive 🎶
On a steal horse I rideeee
Cuz I’m wanted (wanteeeed)
Dead or aliiiive 🎶
December 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
🎶 I’m a cowboyyyy
On a steal horse I rideeee
Cuz I’m wanted (wanteeeed)
Dead or aliiiive 🎶
On a steal horse I rideeee
Cuz I’m wanted (wanteeeed)
Dead or aliiiive 🎶
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An Advent calendar where every day is another photo of someone famous laughing with Jeffrey Epstein.
December 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
An Advent calendar where every day is another photo of someone famous laughing with Jeffrey Epstein.