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dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
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I’m normal I promise :) yes I am a real CPA
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Made a gyaru feed that shouldn’t have a bunch of random shit in it! I will be continually curating and updating this as well. If you think you should be part of the allowed users, let me know I’ll review your account

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It's your birthday, Duane.
December 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will
December 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Remember when an artist was complaining that usps going down would ruin their business and I told them we’d all happily pay a little more for shipping if it came down to it and they wrote a 5 paragraph essay to their thousands of followers calling me a horrible monster and corporate shill
December 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Started the fallout show and it’s pretty good but also the gore is a bit much. I know, I know, very ladylike of me, but having played all of the games I just don’t see this many head explosions idk
December 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Sorry if this is a bit personal but does this shit make anyone else feel completely fucking insane
December 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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feels like i caught this spindrift ingredients list in a lie and now it’s scrambling to double down
December 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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trans people: i'm trans

society: ok

your bi friend you're trying to ignore: fallout tactics is actually pretty underrated
December 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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People really take it for granted that we are living in the golden age of moderate-to-severe plaque psoriasis treatment options.
December 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Suck my dick, Low Carbon Dave
December 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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typical politician
the noumena which moves all Things, that underlying Force which whether by physical law or divine intervention determines the course of our every step
December 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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The Department of Health and Human Services can lick my crusty ringmeat and that goes double for the worm riddled slack jawed zombie leading it. Individually and as a group, they can go to hell.
NEW: The Department of Health and Human Services announced Thursday that it would begin to take steps aimed at ending transition-related care for minors nationwide.

with Erika Edwards for @nbcnews.com:
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
HHS moves to slash funding and access to care for transgender minors
The proposals announced Thursday would bar hospitals that receive federal funding from providing transition-related care to minors.
www.nbcnews.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Please tune in Sundays at 8/7c for my new interview series "Important Things for Serious People," starting in early 2026, with Mr. Beast, Trisha Paytas, and others
CBS News and The Free Press announce Things That Matter, a series of town halls and debates, starting in early 2026, with Sam Altman, J.D. Vance, and others (Alex Weprin/The Hollywood Reporter)

Main Link | Mediagazer Permalink
December 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Fun fact with the right usb stick most laptops can just be irreparably erased and even if it was tracked down after that it’s not worth it to most corps to bother
Just start swiping laptops and pens and don't stop until you hit the door
December 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
This is so insanely funny oh my god these people need to be walled ASAP
December 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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For real everyone talking about how the president can’t declare war as if I haven’t been alive for 50 years and all that ever did was mildly inconvenience Clinton.
Every time they talk about something being unconstitutional all I can think about is this scene
December 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This is pretty expensive for a medium pizza, any 22.99 today!
Pizza Hut Holiday Stuffer (1992-1992): A pizza featuring TEN toppings: pepperoni, mushrooms, olives, sausage, ham, bacon, beef, pork, onions, and green peppers. Released during the holiday season and marketed as a way to provide sustenance to beleaguered shoppers
December 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Mangione getting off on police incompetence every step of the way so so funny esp bc we all knew it was planted evidence anyways. Can’t even plan evidence right!!
December 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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[Guy who has had every advantage imaginable thrown his way] this shit's too easy to me.
December 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Self insert made me laugh out loud
December 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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changed the air filter in my car yesterday 🤙😮‍💨🤙
December 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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order from dashare.zone by end of day tomorrow (dec 16) and you can still get your mugs/shirts by christmas. just select "rush shipping". or get the cheap shipping if it's for yourself. either is fine with me
ORDER ASAP FOR XMAS DELIVERY: dashare.zone GOT HOODYS OF IT TOO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
December 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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We don't say interesting person anymore. It's person of interest.
December 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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You can't do it. I can do it but choose not to.
He really doesn’t understand any of the most basic biology concepts at all, huh
December 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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i hate when i go to a new website and it does one of those "verifying that you are a human" pages on me. like, fuck you man. how dare you make assumptions about me. YOU aren't even a human.
December 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM