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Shrieking Sports Socialist | Rowdy, But Polite | Official Chumbawamba Liker
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✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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✖️ Men
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✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
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Speed Racer (Wachowskis, 2008) (amazon prime uhd digital)
If you start watching 09:58:10 PM on New Years Eve, that lady will yell "Speed Racer GO" on Midnight as Speed crosses through the explosion at the finish line in the final race.
If you start watching 09:58:10 PM on New Years Eve, that lady will yell "Speed Racer GO" on Midnight as Speed crosses through the explosion at the finish line in the final race.
December 31, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Speed Racer (Wachowskis, 2008) (amazon prime uhd digital)
If you start watching 09:58:10 PM on New Years Eve, that lady will yell "Speed Racer GO" on Midnight as Speed crosses through the explosion at the finish line in the final race.
If you start watching 09:58:10 PM on New Years Eve, that lady will yell "Speed Racer GO" on Midnight as Speed crosses through the explosion at the finish line in the final race.
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if I were elected mayor of a city I too would insist that every ceremony took place in an abandoned tunnel or secret passage of some kind
EXCLUSIVE: Mamdani Will Be Sworn In At Abandoned Original City Hall Subway Station - Streetsblog New York City
Zohran Mamdani will be sworn in as mayor of New York City at midnight on Jan. 1 inside the old abandoned City Hall subway station.
nyc.streetsblog.org
December 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
if I were elected mayor of a city I too would insist that every ceremony took place in an abandoned tunnel or secret passage of some kind
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Holy shit they fucking immediately ran into the wallet inspector. Twice!!!
December 28, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Holy shit they fucking immediately ran into the wallet inspector. Twice!!!
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it took the Tories 15 years of fucking everything up to obliterate their party. Keir Starmer did it in 18 months
so it happened - greens just met labour in the polling average
December 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
it took the Tories 15 years of fucking everything up to obliterate their party. Keir Starmer did it in 18 months
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
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trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
October 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
Pleased to announce that 2025's Album of the Year is 2008's The Chemistry of Common Life by Fucked Up.
December 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Pleased to announce that 2025's Album of the Year is 2008's The Chemistry of Common Life by Fucked Up.
Absolutely completely insane lineup of people on an ice cream flier.
Also since so many are asking, the celebs here are Pete Seeger, Michelle Shocked, Buffy Saint-Marie, Spike Lee, Carlos Santana, Delores Huerta, Bobby Seale, and Daniel Berrigan
December 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Absolutely completely insane lineup of people on an ice cream flier.
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Also since so many are asking, the celebs here are Pete Seeger, Michelle Shocked, Buffy Saint-Marie, Spike Lee, Carlos Santana, Delores Huerta, Bobby Seale, and Daniel Berrigan
May 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Also since so many are asking, the celebs here are Pete Seeger, Michelle Shocked, Buffy Saint-Marie, Spike Lee, Carlos Santana, Delores Huerta, Bobby Seale, and Daniel Berrigan
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In 1994, in an attempt to beat the "too chunky!" allegations, Ben and Jerry's launched a line of more scaled down ice cream flavors as "Ben and Jerry's Smooth", with a celebrity ad campaign. This included classics like Vanilla or White Russian, & new, quickly d/c options like Aztec Harvests Coffee
November 15, 2024 at 3:12 PM
In 1994, in an attempt to beat the "too chunky!" allegations, Ben and Jerry's launched a line of more scaled down ice cream flavors as "Ben and Jerry's Smooth", with a celebrity ad campaign. This included classics like Vanilla or White Russian, & new, quickly d/c options like Aztec Harvests Coffee
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The important thing to understand about Bari is that she’s very stupid and omnidirectionally incompetent.
So Weiss failed to 1) protect her newsroom and reporters 2) understand public perception 3) comprehend the impact of her own actions 4) REALIZE THEY ALREADY SENT THE EPISODE TO CANADA WHERE PEOPLE HAVE THE INTERNET AND CAN BROADCAST IT TO THE REST OF THE WORLD
December 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The important thing to understand about Bari is that she’s very stupid and omnidirectionally incompetent.
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
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Hi I’m Bari Weiss and Welcome To 60 Minutes *Corona by Minutemen starts playing*
December 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Hi I’m Bari Weiss and Welcome To 60 Minutes *Corona by Minutemen starts playing*
I am somehow only now finally reading my first Pynchon novel, and among everything else in here that kicks ass, this man has a true gift for names. I have just been introduced to Jason Velveeta, the non-threatening pimp, and I’m losing my mind.
December 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I am somehow only now finally reading my first Pynchon novel, and among everything else in here that kicks ass, this man has a true gift for names. I have just been introduced to Jason Velveeta, the non-threatening pimp, and I’m losing my mind.
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hey man did you notice that the Westfold fell. yeah everyone was looking for you. i mean it’s not a big deal. no really it’s fine just for next time you should probably be around
December 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
hey man did you notice that the Westfold fell. yeah everyone was looking for you. i mean it’s not a big deal. no really it’s fine just for next time you should probably be around
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This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
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Once in a century political opportunity here, if only there were a party to claim it
"According to the…annual Harris Poll, for the 1st time, a majority of Americans believe billionaires are a threat to democracy. A remarkable 71% believe there should be a wealth tax. A majority believe there should be a cap on how much wealth a person can accumulate." www.nytimes.com/2025/12/14/o...
Opinion | The Billionaires Have Gone Full Louis XV
www.nytimes.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Once in a century political opportunity here, if only there were a party to claim it
Slammed 4 cocktails, housed a dozen oysters and a variety of passed plates and fucking booked it in an hour and a half. Pleased to accept this Gold Medal for Excellence in Spousal Work Holiday Party Attendance.
December 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Slammed 4 cocktails, housed a dozen oysters and a variety of passed plates and fucking booked it in an hour and a half. Pleased to accept this Gold Medal for Excellence in Spousal Work Holiday Party Attendance.
There’s no reason all cars shouldn’t have them, let alone after a DUI
again, ignition interlocks are one of those things where there basically *really is* a technological solution to the problem that greatly mitigates that tradeoffs, and it's a policy failure that they aren't mandatory for five years after your first DUI.
“Drunk and drugged driving is now so common in car-centric California that drivers routinely rack up four, five, six DUIs. One woman in Fresno just got her 16th.”
December 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
There’s no reason all cars shouldn’t have them, let alone after a DUI