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Shrieking Sports Socialist | Rowdy, But Polite | Official Chumbawamba Liker
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Please enjoy the Pasta Demon.
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If you're trying to ditch NYT Games, which you should be since their games singlehandedly prop up the entire dogshit rag financially, you should switch to Puzzmo. An annual sub is 50% off today for a crazy $19 and as a bonus doesn't enable the genocides of Palestinians and trans people
Puzzmo — The (new) place for thoughtful puzzles.
Re-imagined mainstays like the daily Crossword Puzzle, modern classics like Really Bad Chess and SpellTower, and even a few brand new puzzles.
www.puzzmo.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This record is so so so so good.

music.apple.com/us/album/ico...
Iconoclasts by Anna von Hausswolff on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 12 Songs
music.apple.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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I know it's too easy to grow numb to the constant flood of bigotry that comes out of his mouth but it does seem morally important you don't allow yourself or anyone else to become desensitized to this vile racism as a normal part of our politics
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Extremely funny side by side here in the Apple Music replay as this means I listened to The Epic one time and the Slant record twelve times.
December 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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wake up babe, woke bill kristol is mogging the democratic party again
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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One of the wildest things I ever saw on Twitter was some guy being like “yeah I dropped the depth charges that sunk your dad’s ship. Tell him I say hi”
December 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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i spent a little while going through the AIDS quilt and picked out a few panels that stuck out to me for one reason or another. may the memories of all these beautiful, far too young souls be a blessing.
December 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Every so often you can find Constructive Summer on a karaoke list and it's a fucking rager for you and 5 other people in the room and a complete mystery to everyone else. Strongly recommended, A+ karaoke experience.
December 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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The numbers in here are hilarious.

Do you use AI on the job?
Execs: 87%
Managers: 57%
Workers: 27%

Planned investment by 2030: $5T
"Necessary" annual revenue to justify that spend: $650B
Current annual revenue: $50B
Three years into the generative-AI wave, demand for the technology seems surprisingly flimsy
Investors expect AI use to soar. That’s not happening
Recent surveys point to flatlining business adoption
econ.st
November 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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[The Only Moment We Were Alone starts playing]

Strong floor, no ceiling, can’t win.
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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borrowed time, easter egg, macintosh (1985) 'enter the command 'burger' at any time to get beheaded with an axe. this is part of a long-running inside joke on the part of interplay co-founder rebecca "burger" heineman.' tcrf.net/Borrowed_Tim...
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
They’re gonna find a bunch of these at the bottom of Lake Merritt in a few years.
Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society:

Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Derrick Henry Good.
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
November 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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BUMP
Wrote about arguably my favorite topic in all of sports: Jerry Jones spending $1.2 billion on a stadium built at the exact orientation so the sun shines directly into players eyes during the months when the Cowboys play football:

open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
The Old Man and the Sun
A breakdown of how and why the Cowboys have the only stadium in the league where players regularly get blinded by the sun.
open.substack.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Max Dowman is ridiculous.
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Any stance regarding trans rights that falls short of this is monstrous and inhuman. Good on Zohran here for not being a coward like Gavin Newsom who fears and covets the support of right wing freaks and bigots
Interviewer: “What do you say to trans kids who are starting their transition?”

Zohran Mamdani: "We're gonna make this a city that doesn't just protect trans kids, but also celebrates and cherishes them."
November 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM