Problems Clown, Esq.
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This whole piece is all the actual horribles on parade, and this one is just infuriating
November 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
This whole piece is all the actual horribles on parade, and this one is just infuriating
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relatedly, ralph nader deserves to be remembered for the rest of time as someone who voluntarily assisted in a critical attack on american democracy, the importance of which far outweighs any of his consumer advocacy
bush v gore is the hinge upon which basically everything awful from the last quarter century swings on
i don't think that bush v. gore is the *worst* ruling in the history of the supreme court, but i do think it is the most openly *corrupt* ruling in its history. a real disgrace.
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
relatedly, ralph nader deserves to be remembered for the rest of time as someone who voluntarily assisted in a critical attack on american democracy, the importance of which far outweighs any of his consumer advocacy
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One of the big sorting moments in the GOP post-Trump (...and maybe not just "post-"?) is going to be "Crank, Opportunistically Held Beliefs" and "Crank, Genuinely Held Beliefs"
And considering a lot of the worst hypocrisies of the GOP *involve* those beliefs...that's a huge potential fracture point.
And considering a lot of the worst hypocrisies of the GOP *involve* those beliefs...that's a huge potential fracture point.
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
One of the big sorting moments in the GOP post-Trump (...and maybe not just "post-"?) is going to be "Crank, Opportunistically Held Beliefs" and "Crank, Genuinely Held Beliefs"
And considering a lot of the worst hypocrisies of the GOP *involve* those beliefs...that's a huge potential fracture point.
And considering a lot of the worst hypocrisies of the GOP *involve* those beliefs...that's a huge potential fracture point.
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A sundowning old man in Washington DC is blasting show tunes and typing unintelligible garbage on the internet. Make of that what you will.
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
A sundowning old man in Washington DC is blasting show tunes and typing unintelligible garbage on the internet. Make of that what you will.
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What did Ben Folds know?
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
What did Ben Folds know?
Unrelated to bill clinton I am actually a casual believer in the theory that jfk was bisexual
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Unrelated to bill clinton I am actually a casual believer in the theory that jfk was bisexual
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“possible Bill Clinton Donald Trump blowjob revealed by Jeffrey Epstein email”
Sure. Why not. Listen, I wouldn’t even care if you shot me with a gun at this point
Sure. Why not. Listen, I wouldn’t even care if you shot me with a gun at this point
I regret to inform you that this is a real exchange in the Epstein emails that Congress released. Did Trump give Bill Clinton a blowjob? Or was it meant as a joke? 🤔
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
“possible Bill Clinton Donald Trump blowjob revealed by Jeffrey Epstein email”
Sure. Why not. Listen, I wouldn’t even care if you shot me with a gun at this point
Sure. Why not. Listen, I wouldn’t even care if you shot me with a gun at this point
Dick giveth (LBJ sexually harassing half of Congress in order to get them to vote for good things) and dick taketh away (Bill Clinton)
Bill Clinton's dick is the lament configuration that has cursed american politics for the entirety of my lifetime
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Dick giveth (LBJ sexually harassing half of Congress in order to get them to vote for good things) and dick taketh away (Bill Clinton)
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there was potentially a path for a treatlerite mostly popular regime and it was thrown directly in the dumpster by Trump's obsession with tariffs and Miller's psychotic inability to *slowly* boil the frog on immigration
I am well aware that they are and will continue to do massive damage to this country
but does it feel like they’re on a glide path to successful authoritarian consolidation anymore? I submit that it does not
but does it feel like they’re on a glide path to successful authoritarian consolidation anymore? I submit that it does not
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
there was potentially a path for a treatlerite mostly popular regime and it was thrown directly in the dumpster by Trump's obsession with tariffs and Miller's psychotic inability to *slowly* boil the frog on immigration
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How much do those fucking bears shit
November 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
How much do those fucking bears shit
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Bill Clinton should take one for the team and say it's real, especially if it isn't
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Bill Clinton should take one for the team and say it's real, especially if it isn't
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We need a complete and total shutdown of the New York Times until we figure out what the hell is going on
I am sentencing the author to 10 years in horny jail
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
We need a complete and total shutdown of the New York Times until we figure out what the hell is going on
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Everyone involved in the publication of this kind of navel-gazing, apologist drivel should be drummed out of the Times and the fact that they won't be is more damning than anything the Times' critics could write about the paper
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Everyone involved in the publication of this kind of navel-gazing, apologist drivel should be drummed out of the Times and the fact that they won't be is more damning than anything the Times' critics could write about the paper
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Any group chat including Olivia Nuzzi is automatically an SCP.
It rocks that all 20 people who genuinely think the Olivia Nuzzi stuff is interesting have editorial discretion at major media outlets. Just publish your group chats
November 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Any group chat including Olivia Nuzzi is automatically an SCP.
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the extent to which journalists will circle the wagons around even members of the profession who have serially violated every professional ethical standard possible is astounding
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
the extent to which journalists will circle the wagons around even members of the profession who have serially violated every professional ethical standard possible is astounding
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the idea of changing the law is so dead in america that the idea that something might be banned by statute rather than by arguing that it is already banned (in terms of water use, in terms of copyright) seems completely alien
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
the idea of changing the law is so dead in america that the idea that something might be banned by statute rather than by arguing that it is already banned (in terms of water use, in terms of copyright) seems completely alien
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
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Someone handed this to my grandpa in an Inwood bar, c. 1946
January 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Someone handed this to my grandpa in an Inwood bar, c. 1946
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