benoît balls
banner
deadlizardqueen.bsky.social
benoît balls
@deadlizardqueen.bsky.social
i have hidden exactly 37 quualudes in various places across the US over the last 7 years. i am banned from multiple olive gardens in several states
Lord I hope Juno Birch is involved
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Reposted by benoît balls
Hold up
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Reposted by benoît balls
tradcaths are like "why is the pope doing this" as if there aren't very famous examples of jesus christ meeting with people considered to be sinners or societal outcasts (e.g. matthew the tax collector) www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/14/p...
Pope Leo set to dine with trans activists during Sunday's Jubilee for the Poor
Pope Leo XIV will meet and dine with Alessia Nobile and other trans Catholic activists this Sunday, during a special Vatican lunch marking the Church’s
www.thepinknews.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Reposted by benoît balls
What a terrible day to know how to read
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Reposted by benoît balls
Is this anything
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I guess Jay is both a transphobe and supports the normalization of pedophilia. Who would have guessed
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Reposted by benoît balls
They should invent a government that isn’t senile pedophile adolf hitler
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Reposted by benoît balls
The Epstein case against Trump is as if everyone is looking at a 500 piece puzzle with 2 pieces missing and pretending they can't make out the picture for certain.
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Reposted by benoît balls
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Reposted by benoît balls
Thinking about how one of the first Epstein victims was trans and got relentlessly mocked in the media when she spoke up www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/07/when...
When a trans woman first accused Jeffrey Epstein of rape, the media mocked her - LGBTQ Nation
The New York Post called her a "man" and a "gender-bend shocker."
www.lgbtqnation.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Reposted by benoît balls
One of the things that's very difficult to really take to heart about MAGA conservatives is that you can't get them on hypocrisy about their children because they really don't give a fuck about their kids
Everyone who posts this should note that Megyn Kelly has a 14-year-old daughter. Do not let her off the hook on this.
This was always where this was headed.
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Reposted by benoît balls
"American girls have to sell sex to the nominee for attorney general of the United States to get braces" sounds like Soviet propaganda
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Reposted by benoît balls
I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Reposted by benoît balls
Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
They should change the state motto of Virginia to "Virginia is for anal."
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Reposted by benoît balls
having an american pope feels fuckin crazy man this must be how italians and whatnot feel all the time
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Y'all are really expecting a lot of backbone from the party that gleefully funded genocide and commuted the sentences of the fucking Cash4Kids judges
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Reposted by benoît balls
I became an AI skeptic bc the only cogent use cases AI boosters gave were, "a better search engine". but regular search engines already worked fine for 99% of people. the few folks who needed something more were like, me and my colleagues, none of whom found tremendous value in AI search tools
Anthropic is aggressively hitting me with ads on instagram for Claude and it’s all people being like “I use Claude to brainstorm” or asking Claude where they can find two colors together in a city. What a pile of crap, how does anybody still believe this is the future? It’s Search 2 and it sucks
November 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Nice to see the Dems dribble out a tiny fraction of the emails they apparently have access to. That doesn't change the fact that Chuck Schumer belongs in an elderly care facility
November 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Reposted by benoît balls
Catherine my good bitch you guys are the only ones who do not know where the Republicans stand
Steve Inskeep: You think the Republicans voting with you here will not only agree to these measures, but actually try to do something if the administration ignores them?

Sen Cortez Masto: If they go back on their word, then the American public will know where the Republicans stand.
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Reposted by benoît balls
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Reposted by benoît balls
Making racial profiling cool again
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Reposted by benoît balls
i do think we’re at the point where anyone who ever enjoyed Hamilton owes the rest of us an apology
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Reposted by benoît balls
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM