That's the same shit excuse people were making for the Young Republicans group chat. They were about the same age too. It's so fucking ridiculous.

I can sew the crotch back on

Shit, that sounds fun. Can I join? I've got a priest outfit somewhere

I'm outlawing bank holidays, making it legal to challenge your elected representatives to a bare knuckle brawl (they have to accept or resign), and mandating no less than 16 hours of time management classes twice a year for anyone even tangentially associated to the healthcare industry. Vote for me.

You're expecting a lot from the same media that gleefully tried to sell the public a live streamed genocide

That's happened to me with Tila Tequila's butthole

I always readjust my rear view mirror to reflect their highbeams back in their fucking eyes

Jay really giving off the ick

Probably because the Dems aren't the opposition - they're complicit.

My bad, I'm dealing with a racist fascist pedophile takeover sponsored by Israel in my country. It's kind of a lot

We both know that's not what he was talking about and it would be dishonest to pretend otherwise. Also the parenthesis thing is really fucking weird

I mean, "deeply dishonest" describes pretty much everyone involved in academia administration.

And maybe it'll only burn down a small section of the Amazon when you use it