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i have hidden exactly 37 quualudes in various places across the US over the last 7 years. i am banned from multiple olive gardens in several states
Ohhh they were just distributing plastic I guess?
November 3, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Lord I did not know how badly I needed to be back in the PNW or how badly I needed some Indian tacos
October 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
That Polish deli NEVER does me dirty
October 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Uhhh. Sure, Jan. I'm sure that isn't entirely made up bullshit.
October 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I hope I made my ancestors proud
September 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
August 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Imma be real, I'm pretty sure your opinion can be safely disregarded and the toilet paper you write for doesn't deserve the ad revenue.
August 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Oh, and don't forget: this dude is actively colluding with the Trump administration to target children. Illegally, even. Jared Polis wastes money and hands children over to ICE. He's a weird little fascist nazi loser.
July 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
In Colorado, our governor actively colludes with the Trump administration to hand over children to the gestapo DESPITE laws barring him from doing such heinous nazi shit. This weird little loser, Jared Polis, deserves to be in prison.
July 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
We see you. You're a nazi collaborating fucking bastard Jared Polis, and your own actions show how quick you'd deport him and people like him.
July 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Are you going to sell out these people too you Trump supporting piece of shit
July 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
July 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Jfc @schumer.senate.gov is such a weird little loser
July 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Really? You seem to love doing republican shit like vetoing a ban on surprise ambulance billing and turning over children to ICE.

Fuck outta here you nazi piece of shit. Colorado deserves better than your skid marks
July 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
You should release a statement about this, you nazi collaborating piece of shit
July 1, 2025 at 12:07 PM
How about the kids you're selling out to the gestapo?
July 1, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Define "for all," you nazi collaborating piece of shit
June 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
So like, the lead writer on SEED and creator of the Cosmic Era setting, Morosawa Chiaki, had health issues and only completed an outline for SEED Destiny before production began.
June 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
June 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
June 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
No child left behind
June 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I mean, it could work
June 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Actually a pretty good idea
June 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Oh god oh no--
June 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
He really done did it
June 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM