cold on a cob
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remember the old simon and garfunkle song “slow down you’re moving too fast” that says a lot about life and about cat massage
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@coldonacob.bsky.social
· Dec 28
I sure hope the guy using my email address to apply for jobs gets a job soon but he probably won’t because he keeps using my email address to apply for jobs
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Bro are you a wizard? Legally you have to tell me, or it's enchantment.
August 21, 2023 at 4:42 AM
Bro are you a wizard? Legally you have to tell me, or it's enchantment.
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2026: the year it happens
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 AM
2026: the year it happens
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
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butlerian jihad now
December 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
butlerian jihad now
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hihi 😀
another 57 year old man thinks he has your two-decade old (first two initials full surname numeral-free) gmail address for some reason 😀
here’s some of his real estate documents for you 😀
this time he’s in plano texas 😀
nobody seems to be able to do anything about this 😃
another 57 year old man thinks he has your two-decade old (first two initials full surname numeral-free) gmail address for some reason 😀
here’s some of his real estate documents for you 😀
this time he’s in plano texas 😀
nobody seems to be able to do anything about this 😃
my favourite is
subject: "hey did you try to sign in?"
me: "oh shit i didn't, i better read this email. i might have to notify them"
body: "just lettin' u know 😃 they weren't able to sign in 😃 if this wasn't you we don't care you don't have to tell us or anything, maybe change your pw idk 😃😃"
subject: "hey did you try to sign in?"
me: "oh shit i didn't, i better read this email. i might have to notify them"
body: "just lettin' u know 😃 they weren't able to sign in 😃 if this wasn't you we don't care you don't have to tell us or anything, maybe change your pw idk 😃😃"
December 31, 2025 at 3:29 PM
hihi 😀
another 57 year old man thinks he has your two-decade old (first two initials full surname numeral-free) gmail address for some reason 😀
here’s some of his real estate documents for you 😀
this time he’s in plano texas 😀
nobody seems to be able to do anything about this 😃
another 57 year old man thinks he has your two-decade old (first two initials full surname numeral-free) gmail address for some reason 😀
here’s some of his real estate documents for you 😀
this time he’s in plano texas 😀
nobody seems to be able to do anything about this 😃
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Not only a perfect denouement, it was the end of an era. Thirty years ago today, this strip was published.
December 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Not only a perfect denouement, it was the end of an era. Thirty years ago today, this strip was published.
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pulling into the spray shop, heat on my tail, when the eraserhead baby suddenly darts in front of my van’s rear panels just before the job is done. i groan. always something with this kid
December 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
pulling into the spray shop, heat on my tail, when the eraserhead baby suddenly darts in front of my van’s rear panels just before the job is done. i groan. always something with this kid
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Nothing comes out of these water jets but lies and insinuations. Why did I buy a j'accuzzi?
December 31, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Nothing comes out of these water jets but lies and insinuations. Why did I buy a j'accuzzi?
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TEX AVERY: (hitting self in head over and over with hammer for getting an erection) Oh! What a great idea for a children's cartoon.
December 31, 2025 at 7:12 AM
TEX AVERY: (hitting self in head over and over with hammer for getting an erection) Oh! What a great idea for a children's cartoon.
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How your email finds me:
December 31, 2025 at 9:28 AM
How your email finds me:
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The fact this still goes around so much
December 31, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The fact this still goes around so much
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If you see items in a black box like this on the Amazon app (presumably similar on desktop), do NOT use Amazon to purchase. Go to the artist's site directly to see what they actually have, buy more easily, and not support this garbage concept that big corps can scrape whatever they want.
December 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
If you see items in a black box like this on the Amazon app (presumably similar on desktop), do NOT use Amazon to purchase. Go to the artist's site directly to see what they actually have, buy more easily, and not support this garbage concept that big corps can scrape whatever they want.
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As if artists don't have enough to deal with, Amazon has a "Buy For Me" program in beta which is scraping indie shops for their items and putting them up on Amazon (often incorrectly), for their "AI agent" to buy from the other site. It is NOT opt in, and there is no opt out.
I just found out that our stuff is being sold on Amazon - WITHOUT our consent or any ability to opt out bc Amazon is just scraping artist’s websites and putting our shit in their search results. Again, without our permission.
December 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
As if artists don't have enough to deal with, Amazon has a "Buy For Me" program in beta which is scraping indie shops for their items and putting them up on Amazon (often incorrectly), for their "AI agent" to buy from the other site. It is NOT opt in, and there is no opt out.
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unsurprising that the final boss of wifeguys (derogatory) is also a wealthy techbro
I am begging everyone on here to read this new post by Bryan Johnson — the super rich tech guy who is now doing the “never die” protocol.
I need to talk about it with you all.
I need to talk about it with you all.
December 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
unsurprising that the final boss of wifeguys (derogatory) is also a wealthy techbro
he left out the best part - sometimes you wake up with new friends, new clothes, even a new car!
December 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
he left out the best part - sometimes you wake up with new friends, new clothes, even a new car!
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truly a vampire novel for 2025
I am begging everyone on here to read this new post by Bryan Johnson — the super rich tech guy who is now doing the “never die” protocol.
I need to talk about it with you all.
I need to talk about it with you all.
December 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
truly a vampire novel for 2025
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one of the funniest things that ever happened online was when Mike posted this beautiful wood bowl for sale on twitter for $25, i bought it, and when it showed up it was two inches tall. absolutely tiny. exquisitely made, but also very small. it still makes me laugh when i see it. rest in peace
you should never keep a baseball bat to defend against home invasions. because what if the guy breaking in has a baseball. you're just going to end up trying to hit that instead
December 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
one of the funniest things that ever happened online was when Mike posted this beautiful wood bowl for sale on twitter for $25, i bought it, and when it showed up it was two inches tall. absolutely tiny. exquisitely made, but also very small. it still makes me laugh when i see it. rest in peace
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Thinking about applying for this job as a Sex Sheriff
July 25, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Thinking about applying for this job as a Sex Sheriff
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