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cold on a cob
@coldonacob.bsky.social
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remember the old simon and garfunkle song “slow down you’re moving too fast” that says a lot about life and about cat massage
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rip
October 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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kudos to the posts on the imdb parents guide page for that marvel zombies show that are obviously by kids attempting to downplay how violent the show is. i absolutely would have done this before asking my Mom if I could watch it. good luck!
Screenshot of the contributions mentioned in my post. The ones I found funniest: "Violence isnt too bad." "Violence is not like tv MA violence it's more like 16 violence. It's also animated so it's not as graphic." "The violence feels more like a TV-14 most of the time. I'm very sensitive to gore, but Season 1 is definitely a slightly more brutal TV-14."
October 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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yes
A comic by Rory Blank Panel 1: The panel shows two round humanoid creatures partially chewing on something organic. The text at the top reads, "SOMEWHERE DEEP INSIDE A HUMAN BODY..." Panel 2: A jagged creature approaches them from the right. It has a speech bubble that says, "YOU MICROPLASTIC PUNKS BETTER BACK THE FUCK OFF - THIS IS LEAD TURF." Panel 3: Several round and jagged creatures are locked in violent battle. Panel 4: We zoom out and we see that this is actually a human brain, being destroyed. Panel 5: This panel shows a headshot of a person saying, "I CAN LEGALLY OPERATE A FORKLIFT."
October 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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oh shit it's Tyres O'Flaherty in his early 50s
Tyres O'Flaherty, a character from the tv series Spaced
September 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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I say Repo Men is underrated. It’s a neat premise, the acting is good, and I think it was just too dark and gory for most people to handle. It’s no 10/10 but I enjoyed it. I can imagine a better executed version would have been a critical hit but probably would have been toned down to pull that off.
A screenshot of Repo Men from rotten tomatoes. It has a 22% tomatometer and 42% popcornmeter.
September 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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just stumbled across an image edit from late 2024 i made labeled "it's me lol.pxm"

fucking owned myself when i was in an ambien haze i guess
a comic panel of a young man viewed from underneath, very dramatically. the building he is in is labeled "ivory". he is speaking and he says "how much more shit will the people take! if only they would read by POSTS they would be free" where the word POSTS was photoshopped in. He is also labeled with "note how POSTER uses HYPERBOLE (heightens tension)" where POSTER and HYPERBOLE were photoshopped in as well.
August 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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First five Steam purchases with a bonus of my last purchase - neat coincidence. The second Prey game was a lot of fun and it's amusing to me how they had the IP rights and just didn't use them in the end, but kept the name.
27 Sep, 2008 - Rockstar Retro Collection 27 Jul, 2008 - Bioshock 27 Apr, 2008 - Sid Meier's Civilization IV: Beyond the Sword 30 Mar, 2008 - The Orange Box 30 Mar, 2008 - Prey 27 Dec, 2018 - Prey (sent as a gift)
August 15, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Awesome, thanks for the unsolicited help finding a new job, work-sanctioned chatbot!
Copilot on my work laptop randomly sent me this notification: "Ready for a career move? I'll help you find roles that fit your location and career goals."
August 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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never forget 🫡
the funk pop "Pop-tract", a contract between a man ("Addicted Popper") and his wife ("Concerned Wife") laying out the exact spending rules he is to follow to buy funkos, i ain't gonna retype it all here. Possibly a joke, possibly a dom/sub thing, or possibly real but funny in any case.
August 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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I had an automation that did a "nice" alert on my phone for awhile but I retired it after i took these. dorky af but it made the yosprof made so extremely worth it.
A screenshot of some very nice battery levels for all of my devices 69% battery on my watch displayed 8 times (excessive)
July 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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An old tweet by @Pinboard that reads "The Programmer's Credo: we do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they were going to be easy"
June 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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my explanation: jeff the killer is apparently real and she's maga
Jeff the Killer, a creepypasta image of someone who allegedly had their face and eyelids "burned off" but is somehow very, very white (as in WHITE not skin-tone "white") with eyes that look like a literal cartoon. seriously, it looks absolutely ridiculous and not scary at all. anyhow the maga woman kinda looks like him.
April 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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A gun mug mug ie A mug with a picture of a gun mug on it.
March 30, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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i've definitely had it a few times lol
The "You are not immune to Propaganda" meme with the word 'propaganda' struck out and Poster's Madness added below that
March 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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[DESIRE TO KNOW MORE INTENSIFIES] meme from Starship Troopers (I am not literally asking to know more this is a joke)
March 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Repo Men (2010)
By no means is it a 10/10 but I genuinely like it and it's not a "so bad it's good" it's just a good film.
Screenshot of Repo Men poster with Tomatometer showing 22% with 153 reviews. Description of film is: "In the future, medical technology has advanced to the point where people can buy artificial organs to extend their lives. But if they default on payments, an organization known as the Union sends agents to repossess the organs. Remy (Jude Law) is one of the best agents in the business, but when he becomes the recipient of an artificial heart, he finds himself in the same dire straits as his many victims. With his former partner (Forest Whitaker) in hot pursuit, Remy runs for his life."
February 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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no, my son is also named jizzbort
February 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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😱
A 3d image of a shocked Dragon Quest slime
December 30, 2024 at 8:23 PM
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buy a condo, like this dude did one year after the Beaverton predicted it
A Canadian news site post with the headline "Ontario Lottery winner who scored big for the second time this year plans on buying condo" Tweet: Lotto 649 commercial features the dream of owning a 1 bedroom condo in Toronto
December 27, 2024 at 8:56 PM
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hell yeah
Scene from The Simpsons S04E20 "Whacking Day" episode where Miss Springfield is in front of a crowd of Springfield residents with various sticks and blunt objects. She is saying "Gentlemen, start your whacking."
December 27, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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bunghole power!
THe words "I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE" stylized as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo
December 18, 2024 at 2:41 AM
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aliens be like "ceej scandal update: ceej sleeps nude in an oxygen tent"
Homer Simpson nude on the bathroom floor with a bath curtain draped over him, as video graphed from his window by a news chopper from season 6 episode 9.
December 17, 2024 at 11:00 PM
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Big "No Name" vibes, love it
the no name® gang tag from something awful
December 17, 2024 at 10:09 PM
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🫥
Poster for movie named “Hot Frosty” with a shot from the film of the titular Frosty in human form showing off his rock (ice?) hard abs
December 16, 2024 at 9:45 PM
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👀 too much nerve tonic
A screenshot of Ken Griffey Jr with an enlarged head due to gigantism from excessive consumption of "nerve tonic" from The Simpsons episode "Homer at the Bat"
December 15, 2024 at 10:49 PM