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@classicmax.bsky.social
it's possible because time is possible
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
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Tine Magazine at the grocery store today
December 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Tine Magazine at the grocery store today
made yogurt
December 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
made yogurt
"empowering" is a conveniently nebulous word for when there's nothing actually substantive you could refer to instead
December 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
"empowering" is a conveniently nebulous word for when there's nothing actually substantive you could refer to instead
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Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
December 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
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timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning
September 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning
can't remember where i left off in one piece, chapter 1156 or 1157, so i think i'll just start reading from chapter 1
December 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
can't remember where i left off in one piece, chapter 1156 or 1157, so i think i'll just start reading from chapter 1
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What do you do with a culture where a news organization can exploit people like this for clicks other than legalize punching
December 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
What do you do with a culture where a news organization can exploit people like this for clicks other than legalize punching
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i think "lyrical complexity" measured by compressing the lyrics means that completely random lyrics would be considered complex, while a song with a lot of subtext and lines that have many different intended meanings would be considered simple if the chorus is repeated enough
A new study of the last 50 years of US pop music shows “a significant increase in stress-related language, alongside declines in positive sentiment and lyrical complexity.”
Societal crises disrupt long-term increases in stress, negativity, and simplicity in US Billboard song lyrics from 1973 to 2023 - Scientific Reports
Scientific Reports - Societal crises disrupt long-term increases in stress, negativity, and simplicity in US Billboard song lyrics from 1973 to 2023
www.nature.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:54 AM
i think "lyrical complexity" measured by compressing the lyrics means that completely random lyrics would be considered complex, while a song with a lot of subtext and lines that have many different intended meanings would be considered simple if the chorus is repeated enough
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December 12, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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that's right
December 6, 2025 at 5:57 AM
that's right
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For anyone who knows anything about genocides and the incitement of genocidal violence, this is the kind of hair-raising stuff you find in transcripts of testimony before special tribunals.
Tom Emmer pushes racist lies on Fox: "80% of the crimes being committed in the Twin Cities and Minnesota are being committed by Somalis"
December 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
For anyone who knows anything about genocides and the incitement of genocidal violence, this is the kind of hair-raising stuff you find in transcripts of testimony before special tribunals.
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
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“Regretting my third wish”
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
“Regretting my third wish”
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ET... phone friend 👈 imagine what if they had ET on Celebrity Who Wants A Millionaire and he phone home and can you believe his damn dad pick up 📺😮 and guess what, ET dad so fast to say my dear son ET do answer C) Errol Flynn and got it RIGHT 📺🤯 probably be a famous clip of tv on line RIP Regis🪦
February 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
ET... phone friend 👈 imagine what if they had ET on Celebrity Who Wants A Millionaire and he phone home and can you believe his damn dad pick up 📺😮 and guess what, ET dad so fast to say my dear son ET do answer C) Errol Flynn and got it RIGHT 📺🤯 probably be a famous clip of tv on line RIP Regis🪦
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In a way, aren’t we all traveling to turkey today?
Pope Leo XIV embarked on his first international trip as pontiff on Thursday, traveling to Turkey to start a six-day tour that will also include Lebanon. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/w...
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
In a way, aren’t we all traveling to turkey today?
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
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And did absolutely nothing to stop them.
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
And did absolutely nothing to stop them.
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If i was in the theater audience when everyone thought the train was speeding towards them, instead of screaming, i'd have been coming up with a plan
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
If i was in the theater audience when everyone thought the train was speeding towards them, instead of screaming, i'd have been coming up with a plan
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Reading about the bolsheviks and if podcasts had existed back then all these guys would've done that instead
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Reading about the bolsheviks and if podcasts had existed back then all these guys would've done that instead
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Speaking of mismatched phenology, the predators are turning white, too. These little sh*ts are impossible to track with a cellphone camera, they are like mammal electrons. Bring on some snow! 🦊 #wx
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Speaking of mismatched phenology, the predators are turning white, too. These little sh*ts are impossible to track with a cellphone camera, they are like mammal electrons. Bring on some snow! 🦊 #wx