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@chriscaesar.bsky.social
Just happy to be here.
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it’s incredibly important to note that on the new footage that came out from the ICE agent himself, halfway through the video he switches his phone between his hands, opening up to grab his gun way before renee good even starts driving
January 9, 2026 at 8:05 PM
it’s incredibly important to note that on the new footage that came out from the ICE agent himself, halfway through the video he switches his phone between his hands, opening up to grab his gun way before renee good even starts driving
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Holy fuck they actually did it
January 8, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Holy fuck they actually did it
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A touching tribute to Mike F
![Classic Mike F tweet:
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g62tajye723r3fa4gqw7l7ql/bafkreiacssf7vnpkyqovhna4mfme3qexnhqifch625ta46ibfzgpswz6ue@jpeg)
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
A touching tribute to Mike F
ngl, was pretty confused for a while there because I thought all those joke tweets were about Lorena Bobbitt
January 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
ngl, was pretty confused for a while there because I thought all those joke tweets were about Lorena Bobbitt
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Scott Adams (dying): please... when i'm gone... don't forget..... the less fortunate.... deserve nothing......
December 30, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Scott Adams (dying): please... when i'm gone... don't forget..... the less fortunate.... deserve nothing......
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Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.
Michael F. Fossey Obituary December 22, 2025 - Westford Healy Funeral Home
View Michael F. Fossey's obituary, find service dates, and sign the guestbook.
www.healyfuneralhome.com
December 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.
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If Taibbi's defamation theory is correct, Goldman could have sued Taibbi because Goldman Sachs is not literally a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity.
Reading the lede of Taibbi's famous financial crisis take; it's full of memorable hyperbole that you could prove is not 100% true. That's legal, actually
December 29, 2025 at 3:32 AM
If Taibbi's defamation theory is correct, Goldman could have sued Taibbi because Goldman Sachs is not literally a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity.
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[Trump]: You boy — what day is it?
[Boy]: Why, it’s Christmas sir!
[Trump]: Then I haven’t missed it!
[Boy]: Missed what sir?
[Trump]: The Lolita Express to Little Saint James!
[Boy]: Why, it’s Christmas sir!
[Trump]: Then I haven’t missed it!
[Boy]: Missed what sir?
[Trump]: The Lolita Express to Little Saint James!
December 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
[Trump]: You boy — what day is it?
[Boy]: Why, it’s Christmas sir!
[Trump]: Then I haven’t missed it!
[Boy]: Missed what sir?
[Trump]: The Lolita Express to Little Saint James!
[Boy]: Why, it’s Christmas sir!
[Trump]: Then I haven’t missed it!
[Boy]: Missed what sir?
[Trump]: The Lolita Express to Little Saint James!
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lol yeah that’s fuckin airtight wrap it up everybody no one’s ever been stupid and evil at the same time
December 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
lol yeah that’s fuckin airtight wrap it up everybody no one’s ever been stupid and evil at the same time
it's always 2 dumb bitches telling each other "exactlyyyy"
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 1:40 PM
it's always 2 dumb bitches telling each other "exactlyyyy"
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MEDIA HANDLER: ok. last bit of advice: try to keep your eyes as normal as possible
ERIKA KIRK: got it. no problem
ERIKA KIRK: got it. no problem
December 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
MEDIA HANDLER: ok. last bit of advice: try to keep your eyes as normal as possible
ERIKA KIRK: got it. no problem
ERIKA KIRK: got it. no problem
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normalize taking an hour-long shit as soon as you clock in
How to make yourself poop regularly in the morning before going to work
How to make yourself poop regularly in the morning before going to work
Surveys show that a third of employees are scared to poop on the job, and nearly one in five "refuse" to entirely — citing everything from privacy issues and embarrassment over smells to concerns about noise.
nypost.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
normalize taking an hour-long shit as soon as you clock in
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
remember "Mr. Autumn Guy" from The Onion? well, that's me downtown with a weed pen now. not so funny anymore, is it?
November 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
remember "Mr. Autumn Guy" from The Onion? well, that's me downtown with a weed pen now. not so funny anymore, is it?
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my main issue with so many people In The News is why so many of them just wanted to be Famous. the how never really comes into it. writing should be one of those things you do because you have a mental illness only
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
my main issue with so many people In The News is why so many of them just wanted to be Famous. the how never really comes into it. writing should be one of those things you do because you have a mental illness only
lmao?? hell yeah dude
Very disappointing to see @bostonglobe.com running a piece from Richard Hanania today.
November 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
lmao?? hell yeah dude
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It's amazing how nonchalant police are about beating the shit out of people on camera.
As he was being arrested, Rev. Woolf asked police to loosen the restraints on his hands, as one of his hands was going numb.
According to Woolf, an officer replied to the pastor: “Nobody wants to talk to you — shut the f–k up.” religionnews.com/2025/11/15/a...
According to Woolf, an officer replied to the pastor: “Nobody wants to talk to you — shut the f–k up.” religionnews.com/2025/11/15/a...
At least seven faith leaders arrested at Broadview ICE facility protest
(RNS) — 'I've got bruises all over my body,' the Rev. Michael Woolf, who was thrown to the ground and arrested by police, told RNS.
religionnews.com
November 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
It's amazing how nonchalant police are about beating the shit out of people on camera.
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made a similar point on the opinions podcast this week in response to the idea that epstein is a dead end. not only are actual voters interested in this but it divides the gop and puts pressure on the president. it would be political malpractice to treat it as a sideshow
The usual suspects are telling Dems that Epstein won’t win elections, get back to “affordability” and I think my head might explode. www.offmessage.net/p/force-a-re...
Force A Referendum On The Epstein Coverup
It divides Republicans much more than "affordability" or any other economic issue.
www.offmessage.net
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
made a similar point on the opinions podcast this week in response to the idea that epstein is a dead end. not only are actual voters interested in this but it divides the gop and puts pressure on the president. it would be political malpractice to treat it as a sideshow