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ontologically evil, but nice
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Screenshot of following text: CURTIS SILWA ON ZOHRAN: we will hold his feet to the fire to ensure that he maintains his promise to uphold public safety. CURTIS SILWA ON CUOMO: (banging shoe on podium) I WILL BURY YOU. I WILL BURY YOUR CHILDREN, AND YOUR CHILDREN'S CHILDREN. Angels will sing in heaven as your name is wiped from the collective memory of New Yorkers everywhere. I will not rest until I have found the source of your evil and strangled it to death with my bare hands
November 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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making r-word jokes in my Jesus hat 👍
A Facebook post from TMZ shows a headline that reads, “Kid Rock Dressing up for Halloween as Masked 'R'-Word.” The post includes two side-by-side photos: on the left, a man in a suit and yellow-striped tie is laughing heartily; on the right, Kid Rock appears on camera wearing a baseball cap, sunglasses, and a medical mask pulled over his face. The post’s layout shows it was shared on TMZ’s verified Facebook page.
October 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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tech guys when they see a bunch of toilets without cameras inside them
Two men sit in a parked car at night, illuminated by streetlights outside. The man in the passenger seat looks ahead intently while saying, “I gotta figure out how to make money on this thing. It’s simply too good.” The scene is from the “Driving Crooner” sketch in the comedy series I Think You Should Leave.
October 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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October 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Study: Death by lightning reaches 50-year high
A screenshot of a Twiter post by U.S. Senator John Fetterman. His profile photo and handle (@SenFettermanPA) are visible. The post reads: “Unchecked extreme rhetoric, like labels as Hitler or fascist, will foment more extreme outcomes. Political violence is always wrong—no exceptions. We must all turn the temperature down.” Below his post is an Axios headline that says: “Study: Left-wing terrorism climbs to 30-year high.” Next to the headline is a small chart titled “Left- and right-wing U.S. domestic terrorism attacks, annually 1994–2025.” The chart shows gray and (tiny) orange bars, with the orange labeled “left-wing.”
October 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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A two-panel Simpsons meme. Top panel shows bus driver Otto looking annoyed while driving, with caption text: “DON’T MAKE ME TAP THE SIGN.” Bottom panel shows a yellow cartoon hand pointing at a posted sign that reads: “DO NOT OBEY IN ADVANCE.” A two-panel Simpsons meme. Top panel shows bus driver Otto looking annoyed while driving, with caption text: “DON’T MAKE ME TAP THE SIGN.” Bottom panel shows a yellow cartoon hand pointing at a posted sign that reads: “DO NOT OBEY IN ADVANCE.”
September 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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when the 100mg hits at the grocery store
Donald Trump, in a tuxedo, with a strangely agape mouth that only reveals his lower teeth. He does not look well. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
September 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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hey remember when the most consultingest consultants to ever consultant thought calling these fucking freaks "weird" was a losing strategy?
A close-up render of Indiana Jones wearing his signature brown fedora, looking sternly to the side against a blurred jungle background. Below him, an orange banner with white text reads: “Bethesda deletes Indiana Jones clip after accusations that it mocks Charlie Kirk” Logo in the bottom right corner: “PCGamesN.” “Following the launch of Indiana Jones and the Great Circle's new DLC, Order of Giants, Bethesda appears to have deleted an X post from September 14 featuring a clip of Indy petting a cat and saying 'you don't care much about those fascists, do you?' Given the post's proximity to the fatal shooting of conservative influencer Charlie Kirk on September 10, some online took it to be a reference to the Turning Point USA founder, and a backlash has ensued.” “The now-deleted clip, captioned 'good kitty,' was seemingly released as part of the DLC's post-launch social rollout. Crucially, Bethesda's official X account has been consistently uploading seven to 15-second posts and images of the action-adventure game's DLC since its release, so the clip is likely part of that wider push. Indiana Jones and the Great Circle also takes place in 1937, when Hitler and Mussolini's fascist regimes were in power.”
September 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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September 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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exactly how Rudy sounds rn
Screenshot of the Simpsons, from the scene where Burns is giving his testimony about hitting bar with his car. The dialogue has been changed to read " Regardless of what *you* think, we will summon help and comfort the hot chick I definitely didn't bang until an ambulance arrives."
August 31, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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me: (extremely stupid) well that seems plausible
Screen shot of press statement, reads as follows: Official Statement For Immediate Release On the evening of August 30, 2025, in New Hampshire, Mayor Giuliani was involved in a motor vehicle accident. Prior to the incident, he was flagged down by a woman who was the victim of a domestic violence incident. Mayor Giuliani immediately rendered assistance and contacted 911. He remained on scene until responding officers arrived to ensure her safety. Following this, while traveling on the highway, Mayor Giuliani’s vehicle was struck from behind at high speed. He was transported to a nearby trauma center, where he was diagnosed with a fractured thoracic vertebrae, multiple lacerations and contusions, as well as injuries to his left arm and lower leg. His business partner and medical provider were promptly contacted and arrived at the hospital to oversee his care. At this time, no further updates are available. This is the only statement authorized by Mayor Giuliani. Signed, Michael Ragusa Head of Mayor Giuliani’s Security
August 31, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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hmmm have you checked in on him lately tho
Jeanine Pirro tweet: Assault a law enforcement officer, and you’ll be prosecuted. This guy thought it was funny—well, he doesn’t think it’s funny today, because we charged him with a felony.
August 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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many aren't ready to admit it, but museums **have** traditionally portrayed slavery as very bad. glad the president of the united states is on top of it
August 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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the president of the united states is NOT mad that a cartoon said he had a small dick. do not put that in the newspaper
“The Left’s hypocrisy truly has no end — for years they have come after South Park for what they labeled as ‘offense’ [sic] content, but suddenly they are praising the show,” Trump White House spokesperson Taylor Rogers told Rolling Stone in a statement Thursday morning. “Just like the creators of South Park, the Left has no authentic or original content, which is why their popularity continues to hit record lows. This show hasn’t been relevant for over 20 years and is hanging on by a thread with uninspired ideas in a desperate attempt for attention. President Trump has delivered on more promises in just six months than any other president in our country’s history — and no fourth-rate show can derail President Trump’s hot streak.”
July 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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me: (in my first meeting after getting hired to do optics for Trump, but I lied about my experience and background) ummm, is this good
July 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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I am crying also
July 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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me awkwardly trying to hit at the bisexual meetup
A social media post from Donald J. Trump’s account reads: “What’s going on with my ‘boys’ and, in some cases, ‘gals?’”
July 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Pull quote from political scientist and author Norman Finkelstein in 2008, criticizing Israel’s foreign policy during a period of heightened tensions with Iran. In response to a question comparing Israel to US-labeled “rogue states” like Iran and North Korea, he says: “George Bush, the US president, has called Iran and North Korea ‘rogue states’. Do you consider Israel a ‘rogue state’? It is more than a rogue state. It is a lunatic state. The only country in the world where the population overwhelmingly supports an attack on Iran is Israel – 78 per cent want to attack Iran. The state has gone berserk. The whole world is yearning for peace, and Israel is constantly yearning for war.”
June 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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(NBA Jam voice) ka-BOOM!!
June 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Schumer rn:
A meme featuring a screenshot from the TV show Glee, with the character Sue Sylvester (played by Jane Lynch) looking serious while wearing a pink tracksuit. The original caption reads “I am going to create a [blank] that is so [blank] stupid.” In this version, the meme has been edited to say: “I am going to create a taco party that is so fucking stupid.”
June 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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like what is this. ??????? "take all of my money and make my day, g-man". god-tier dril shit honestly. he should absolutely keep posting like this. (nodding very slowly) these posts are very good, Elon
Screenshot of a post on X (formerly Twitter) by Elon Musk replying to a tweet from Eric Berger. Elon Musk's tweet reads: "This just gets better and better 🤣🤣 Go ahead, make my day ..." He is quoting a tweet by Eric Berger (@SciGuySpace), which says: "This would both end the International Space Station and simultaneously provide no way to safely deorbit it."
June 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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cool. thank you so much, the new york times. I hope you reflect on how delicious Donald Trump's cock tastes as you die withering in the rice fields
June 2, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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im good
May 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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hm. not sure I understand this ad
A vintage-style advertisement with a deep blue background shows the SEIKO logo in large white letters at the top. Below it, a circular frame contains a silhouetted figure of a man in a suit, mimicking the classic James Bond gun barrel pose. At the bottom, white text reads: “The future never looked so good.”
May 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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EXCLUSIVE leaked image from one of the 26 "liberal Joe Rogan" proposals
Poochie from the Simpsons with a surf board in hand.
May 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM