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Chr0n0
@chr0n0.bsky.social
· Dec 3
Found my groove blocking 2-3 political trolls each day while engaging non-political content. The lists are helpful too.
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The secret to happiness in life is to do laundry twice a week in a manageable load
May 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The secret to happiness in life is to do laundry twice a week in a manageable load
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Doctor's Office: Please be on time for your appointment. That way one of us will be
June 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Doctor's Office: Please be on time for your appointment. That way one of us will be
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He's no fan of music
Not even the bluesiest
He cares not for museums
He thinks they're the snooziest
He can't make smalltalk
He's just not the shmooziest
He’s awful with women
Even the flooziest
He loves only one thing
And of that he's the choosiest
He's
Not even the bluesiest
He cares not for museums
He thinks they're the snooziest
He can't make smalltalk
He's just not the shmooziest
He’s awful with women
Even the flooziest
He loves only one thing
And of that he's the choosiest
He's
May 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
He's no fan of music
Not even the bluesiest
He cares not for museums
He thinks they're the snooziest
He can't make smalltalk
He's just not the shmooziest
He’s awful with women
Even the flooziest
He loves only one thing
And of that he's the choosiest
He's
Not even the bluesiest
He cares not for museums
He thinks they're the snooziest
He can't make smalltalk
He's just not the shmooziest
He’s awful with women
Even the flooziest
He loves only one thing
And of that he's the choosiest
He's
I see talk of a Chrono Trigger remake. For obvious reasons, this is wonderful news if true.
May 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I see talk of a Chrono Trigger remake. For obvious reasons, this is wonderful news if true.
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Today was my first day writing full-time for FanGraphs. I tried to make it count.
I Know What You Did Last Summer: When Ballplayers Make Babies blogs.fangraphs.com/i-know-what-...
I Know What You Did Last Summer: When Ballplayers Make Babies
During the season, MLB players get one three-day weekend. The numbers indicate that even though they’re on vacation, they’re getting right down to business.
blogs.fangraphs.com
April 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Today was my first day writing full-time for FanGraphs. I tried to make it count.
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Your 40s are for thinking that drinking more water will solve all your problems
April 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Your 40s are for thinking that drinking more water will solve all your problems
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He’s a ten but he has tots in the pocket of his cargo pants so he’s a 12
March 31, 2025 at 7:39 AM
He’s a ten but he has tots in the pocket of his cargo pants so he’s a 12
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I threw a boomerang fifteen years ago and have lived every day since in fear
March 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I threw a boomerang fifteen years ago and have lived every day since in fear
Watching the Ducks crush Liberty in any sport never gets old.
March 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Watching the Ducks crush Liberty in any sport never gets old.
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THAT NEW CHESAPEAKE OYSTER CATCHERS LOGO MY GOODNESS
March 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
THAT NEW CHESAPEAKE OYSTER CATCHERS LOGO MY GOODNESS
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Alignment Chart of new signature MLB concession items for 2025
March 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Alignment Chart of new signature MLB concession items for 2025
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Happy baseball season, everyone
March 18, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Happy baseball season, everyone
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Little known fact: The hamate bone's only biological purpose is to put baseball players on the IL.
March 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Little known fact: The hamate bone's only biological purpose is to put baseball players on the IL.
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Losing faith in every single public figure and institution has done wonders for my Impostor Syndrome
March 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Losing faith in every single public figure and institution has done wonders for my Impostor Syndrome
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i think a decent portion of this app are actively anti-humor
February 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
i think a decent portion of this app are actively anti-humor
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Me: excuse me where's your restroom
Salesman: It's for customers only
Me: [doing the pee dance] ok I will have one ford explorer please
Salesman: It's for customers only
Me: [doing the pee dance] ok I will have one ford explorer please
February 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Me: excuse me where's your restroom
Salesman: It's for customers only
Me: [doing the pee dance] ok I will have one ford explorer please
Salesman: It's for customers only
Me: [doing the pee dance] ok I will have one ford explorer please
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When flying I like to play the Price is Right loser horn when the middle-seat person shows up
February 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
When flying I like to play the Price is Right loser horn when the middle-seat person shows up
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The Man Flu is so powerful that it can make a grown man forget how to unload the dishwasher but somehow remember every detail of his fantasy football league.
February 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
The Man Flu is so powerful that it can make a grown man forget how to unload the dishwasher but somehow remember every detail of his fantasy football league.
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me: good morning Killbot
killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie
me: smoothie please
killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow
killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie
me: smoothie please
killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow
February 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
me: good morning Killbot
killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie
me: smoothie please
killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow
killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie
me: smoothie please
killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow
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HAPPY FIRST SPRING TRAINING GAME DAY TO EVERYBODY
February 20, 2025 at 6:17 AM
HAPPY FIRST SPRING TRAINING GAME DAY TO EVERYBODY
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They need to invent something stronger than coffee but not quite drugs
February 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
They need to invent something stronger than coffee but not quite drugs
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Back to football, something fun I found while starting my writeup of 1978 DVOA.
Freddie Solomon of SF was the intended receiver on 14 interceptions in 1978. That's crazy.
Wesley Walker of NYJ matched it in 1983 although one of his was a Hail Mary.
This is probably the NFL record.
Freddie Solomon of SF was the intended receiver on 14 interceptions in 1978. That's crazy.
Wesley Walker of NYJ matched it in 1983 although one of his was a Hail Mary.
This is probably the NFL record.
February 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Back to football, something fun I found while starting my writeup of 1978 DVOA.
Freddie Solomon of SF was the intended receiver on 14 interceptions in 1978. That's crazy.
Wesley Walker of NYJ matched it in 1983 although one of his was a Hail Mary.
This is probably the NFL record.
Freddie Solomon of SF was the intended receiver on 14 interceptions in 1978. That's crazy.
Wesley Walker of NYJ matched it in 1983 although one of his was a Hail Mary.
This is probably the NFL record.
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I don't get enough credit for ending up somewhat normal in spite of my upbringing
February 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I don't get enough credit for ending up somewhat normal in spite of my upbringing