Supa Fly Hella Dope
@cerealtndencies.bsky.social
✨ what a shame she’s fucked in the head ✨
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I’m a black Muslim female who happens to be a left handed dentist. I’m pretty much a walking hate magnet.
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why do they call it hamburger helper when you of in the ham of out hot help the burger
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
why do they call it hamburger helper when you of in the ham of out hot help the burger
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*Me shaking my head in the mall*
Who would build a bear into this world right now?
Who would build a bear into this world right now?
November 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
*Me shaking my head in the mall*
Who would build a bear into this world right now?
Who would build a bear into this world right now?
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Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store
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Joke’s on you. Being ignored is my kind of foreplay.
November 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Joke’s on you. Being ignored is my kind of foreplay.
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"NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE CANDY FOR BREAKFAST!" my children yell at me.
November 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
"NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE CANDY FOR BREAKFAST!" my children yell at me.
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i think i don’t wanna know what my cat calls me
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 AM
i think i don’t wanna know what my cat calls me
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Why isn’t Hannibal Lecter in Eat Pray Love
Why Isn’t Pennywise in The Running Man? It's more complicated than you might think... bit.ly/4a04Vvk
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Why isn’t Hannibal Lecter in Eat Pray Love
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We were poor and couldn’t afford Slinkys so we just threw ourselves down the stairs
December 31, 2024 at 3:43 AM
We were poor and couldn’t afford Slinkys so we just threw ourselves down the stairs
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it's funny that time travelers probably get jet lag
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
it's funny that time travelers probably get jet lag
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When one of you deactivates I imagine you being taken off stage with one of those big canes
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
When one of you deactivates I imagine you being taken off stage with one of those big canes
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we are in your walls
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
we are in your walls
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i really hate being the center of attention all the time *adjusts sombrero
November 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
i really hate being the center of attention all the time *adjusts sombrero
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We all know that one guy who, whenever people are arguing about humanity’s greatest technological advances, has to jump in about fucking ball bearings, an absolute simp for ball bearings, can’t WAIT to get into his little spiel.
November 9, 2025 at 4:45 AM
We all know that one guy who, whenever people are arguing about humanity’s greatest technological advances, has to jump in about fucking ball bearings, an absolute simp for ball bearings, can’t WAIT to get into his little spiel.
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if you can't tell who's the best shitposter in your friend group it's probably you (you fucking narcissist)
November 9, 2025 at 4:45 AM
if you can't tell who's the best shitposter in your friend group it's probably you (you fucking narcissist)
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check it out: one million year mortgage
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
check it out: one million year mortgage
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become unspeakable
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
become unspeakable
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The river witch is selling some pretty great lip balm.
November 9, 2025 at 5:56 AM
The river witch is selling some pretty great lip balm.
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Schrödinger: Excuse me, miss, can I borrow that box for a science experiment?
Pandora: Sure, be my guest.
Pandora: Sure, be my guest.
November 9, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Schrödinger: Excuse me, miss, can I borrow that box for a science experiment?
Pandora: Sure, be my guest.
Pandora: Sure, be my guest.
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People say Barbie is an unrealistic role model, but what about Mr. Potato Head? I’ve never seen a guy who looks likes that
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 AM
People say Barbie is an unrealistic role model, but what about Mr. Potato Head? I’ve never seen a guy who looks likes that
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"Soylent Green is billionaires!"
- the reboot of Soylent Green that I just came up with
- the reboot of Soylent Green that I just came up with
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 AM
"Soylent Green is billionaires!"
- the reboot of Soylent Green that I just came up with
- the reboot of Soylent Green that I just came up with
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started from the bottom, now we here (a new bottom)
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
started from the bottom, now we here (a new bottom)
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If someone tells you you're an absolute godsend, remember they may mean like a plague
December 13, 2024 at 1:38 PM
If someone tells you you're an absolute godsend, remember they may mean like a plague
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go ahead and take your bath on me i don’t give a shit anymore
November 8, 2025 at 6:49 AM
go ahead and take your bath on me i don’t give a shit anymore