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We're in trouble. The canary in the coal mine died. What now?
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i actually read an article about that the other day, this bit stuck with me the most (link in the alt text)
January 29, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Are we really gonna let a bunch of “barely graduated HS and failed the psych screen for the army and police” losers start an international incident by invading a foreign consulate?
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Federal immigration officers tried to enter Ecuadorian consulate in Minneapolis but were stopped, foreign minister says www.axios.com/2026/01/28/i...
January 28, 2026 at 4:25 AM
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How have I never seen this before? This is killer content. Thank you @apnews.com 🫡
Happy 3 year anniversary to this post
January 27, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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slowly realizing she's getting walked to the gravel pit
"Noem has complained to others that she feels she's being hung out to dry over the episode and has made sure to emphasize she took direction from Miller and the president, a source told Axios."

www.axios.com/2026/01/27/t...
Scoop: Stephen Miller behind misleading claim that Alex Pretti wanted to "massacre" agents
The episode illustrates the sheer power of Miller, Trump's close and longest-serving political adviser
www.axios.com
January 27, 2026 at 9:24 PM
On the one hand I've made a lot of money on Gold. On the other hand this doesn't look great for investor's belief in global stability or the USD.
Gold now +20% for the year.

We are 17 trading days into 2026.
January 27, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Trying to grasp a world where Tom Homan is the one you bring in to cool things off
January 27, 2026 at 12:07 PM
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“Vances celebrate ripping apart countless American families by trafficking children while also preparing to welcome an additional child of their own.”
January 27, 2026 at 8:28 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 9:29 AM
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i don't know that any of these people who fundamentally came up as right-wing media figures understand that claims ought to have facts underlying them. i think they think you can just say whatever
I think watching this one thing that happened here is just lying their faces off worked a lonnnnng time until it didn't, and by the time it didn't they were SO fucking far out over their skis that they were lying about executing a gun carrying white guy everyone could see and that was nasty business
January 26, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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Do you know how mad a Minnesotan has to be to tell someone to fuck off?
January 26, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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The thing about America today is that if you just describe what is happening objectively and unemotionally you sound hysterical and partisan and what you have to remind people is that the reason for that is not you, it's the people doing the things you are describing
This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars
January 22, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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unlike OpenAI, Anthropic is not marketing bench saws with googly eyes to children.

the real money is in the B2B market, and has a lot fewer side effects of teen suicide because it isn't trying to compete in B2C.
It's really hard to think a winner take all scenario doesn't end with Anthropic beating OpenAI. They have a better product for enterprise, they're less capex intensive, they're growing faster, and they're better set up to negotiate a social contract around AI. Google might beat them both tho.
Lol half the revenue of OpenAI and 1/28th the infrastructure commitment - hard not to conclude OpenAI and everyone relying on their CapEx is kind of boned: www.cnbc.com/2025/11/12/a...
January 21, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Time here looks to be about an hour
Fundamentally, the problem is TACO undermines itself over time.
January 21, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Am I the only one who thinks of Matthew Rhys every time I see Dario Amodei?
January 21, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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Pulitzers should have a Fell For It Again category
January 21, 2026 at 3:17 PM
January 21, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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a year ago i wrote a story that went viral over here about how republicans could create a de facto national care ban for trans medicine

to stop it, democrats would have to hold the line in funding talks, and staff in congress told me they were unsure if they would

today, they stopped it
Will Democrats Let the GOP Gut Trans Health Care?
Donald Trump and Republicans may try to ban funding to companies that perform trans health care. Some fear Democrats won't stop them.
www.rollingstone.com
January 21, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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congratulations to rogue bus guy on the new job
INBOX: Air Force One (tail number 29000), which was carrying President Trump from Washington, D.C. to Davos, Switzerland, appears to be turning back. (h/t @PollTracker2024/X)

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January 21, 2026 at 3:40 AM
This is the dumbest pump yet
January 20, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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When the racist meme becomes national policy
January 17, 2026 at 4:53 AM
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“Trump invaded Venezuela, kidnapped its president, stole a bunch of its oil, sold it, and stashed the money in banks in Qatar” is a stone-cold CLASSIC of this genre
The stuff in the GOP bill is some of the clearest ever examples of "if you explain what Republicans are doing in straightforward factual terms an otherwise under-informed normie will think you have entirely lost your mind and can't be trusted"
January 17, 2026 at 2:48 AM
January 15, 2026 at 4:52 AM
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Monsieur President Macron, I am sexy 47-year old American MILF crushed under the the boot of the oppressive Trump regime. Please send Dassault Rafale M multirole fighter to liberate my heaving breasts
Look at what Trump has done.
January 15, 2026 at 1:53 AM