Canary
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We're in trouble. The canary in the coal mine died. What now?
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they can come into the tent when they admit they were wrong and change their views
we all joke about Woke Bill Kristol but he is for the most part the perfect example - he has, legitimately, become much more progressive
you can’t bring in people who are mad he’s not delivering on horrible shit
we all joke about Woke Bill Kristol but he is for the most part the perfect example - he has, legitimately, become much more progressive
you can’t bring in people who are mad he’s not delivering on horrible shit
November 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
they can come into the tent when they admit they were wrong and change their views
we all joke about Woke Bill Kristol but he is for the most part the perfect example - he has, legitimately, become much more progressive
you can’t bring in people who are mad he’s not delivering on horrible shit
we all joke about Woke Bill Kristol but he is for the most part the perfect example - he has, legitimately, become much more progressive
you can’t bring in people who are mad he’s not delivering on horrible shit
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“Holy shit it’s an asteroid — we’re all gonna die!”
Tom Nichols: “They’re only called asteroids when they’re orbiting the sun, you moron. They’re technically meteors when pulled into the earth’s grav…” [world ends]
Asteroid: “Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.”
Tom Nichols: “They’re only called asteroids when they’re orbiting the sun, you moron. They’re technically meteors when pulled into the earth’s grav…” [world ends]
Asteroid: “Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.”
November 16, 2025 at 10:47 AM
“Holy shit it’s an asteroid — we’re all gonna die!”
Tom Nichols: “They’re only called asteroids when they’re orbiting the sun, you moron. They’re technically meteors when pulled into the earth’s grav…” [world ends]
Asteroid: “Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.”
Tom Nichols: “They’re only called asteroids when they’re orbiting the sun, you moron. They’re technically meteors when pulled into the earth’s grav…” [world ends]
Asteroid: “Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.”
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there's a dirty little secret in the US that some on the left don't talk about (because it ruins the "defund the police" narrative) and the right doesn't talk about because they don't want to pay taxes
but we don't actually have all that many cops.
242 per 100,000 people. less than most of Europe.
but we don't actually have all that many cops.
242 per 100,000 people. less than most of Europe.
List of countries and dependencies by number of police officers - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
there's a dirty little secret in the US that some on the left don't talk about (because it ruins the "defund the police" narrative) and the right doesn't talk about because they don't want to pay taxes
but we don't actually have all that many cops.
242 per 100,000 people. less than most of Europe.
but we don't actually have all that many cops.
242 per 100,000 people. less than most of Europe.
Wilhoit's Law: Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.
Once wasn’t enough. Trump pardons a J6 rioter for a SECOND time.
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November 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Wilhoit's Law: Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.
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I think at this point he can only be taken out by counter-bullshit.
To that end, the conspiracy I’d like to start is that Epstein was just a guy in Trump’s orbit who, while vile, was made into the fall guy and Trump is the real kingpin which is what’s in the files.
Can’t be sure until we see them!
To that end, the conspiracy I’d like to start is that Epstein was just a guy in Trump’s orbit who, while vile, was made into the fall guy and Trump is the real kingpin which is what’s in the files.
Can’t be sure until we see them!
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I think at this point he can only be taken out by counter-bullshit.
To that end, the conspiracy I’d like to start is that Epstein was just a guy in Trump’s orbit who, while vile, was made into the fall guy and Trump is the real kingpin which is what’s in the files.
Can’t be sure until we see them!
To that end, the conspiracy I’d like to start is that Epstein was just a guy in Trump’s orbit who, while vile, was made into the fall guy and Trump is the real kingpin which is what’s in the files.
Can’t be sure until we see them!
I can’t wait till they excommunicate JD Vance. That will be hilarious.
Good statement from the US conference of Catholic Bishops
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I can’t wait till they excommunicate JD Vance. That will be hilarious.
According to my wife it is not very mature to laugh at Tony Gonzalez saying Mike Vrabel was going to give Treyveon Henderson "a big load"
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
According to my wife it is not very mature to laugh at Tony Gonzalez saying Mike Vrabel was going to give Treyveon Henderson "a big load"
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
Is Thomas Massie the only sane decent elected Republican?
Thomas Massie to CNN on the Epstein files: "This vote is gonna be on your record for longer than Trump is gonna be president. And what are you gonna do in 2028 and 2030 when you're in a debate … and they say, 'How can we trust you? You covered up for a pedophile back in 2025.'"
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Is Thomas Massie the only sane decent elected Republican?
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Blanche didn’t ask Maxwell a single question about any of these emails. Then he moved her to Club Fed where she is served individual meals and has a puppy and numerous other special privileges while she prepares her clemency petition. WHY?
November 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Blanche didn’t ask Maxwell a single question about any of these emails. Then he moved her to Club Fed where she is served individual meals and has a puppy and numerous other special privileges while she prepares her clemency petition. WHY?
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we're at Number 5 "provide relief" to the problem he caused
1. knee-cap the economy + markets w reckless taxes (tariffs)
2. reverse inflation trends from lowering to rising, bc of (1)
3. wreak havoc in the labor pool from (1) and (2), plus cruel and reckless kidnapping / deportation
4. go full socialist w seizing stakes in co's
5. "provide relief"
2. reverse inflation trends from lowering to rising, bc of (1)
3. wreak havoc in the labor pool from (1) and (2), plus cruel and reckless kidnapping / deportation
4. go full socialist w seizing stakes in co's
5. "provide relief"
Economic themes heading into midterms:
1. Tariff relief
2. Soft price controls
3. Direct stimulus/checks 🇺🇸
1. Tariff relief
2. Soft price controls
3. Direct stimulus/checks 🇺🇸
November 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
we're at Number 5 "provide relief" to the problem he caused
Kids today are so spoiled. I had to find knives and start fires on my own.
November 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Kids today are so spoiled. I had to find knives and start fires on my own.
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My favorite Donald Trump fact is that in 2016, there was a leak of a conversation during an Access Hollywood interview where what he said about his treatment of women was so egregious that the interviewer lost his job.
Then Donald Trump went on to be elected president. Twice.
Then Donald Trump went on to be elected president. Twice.
November 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
My favorite Donald Trump fact is that in 2016, there was a leak of a conversation during an Access Hollywood interview where what he said about his treatment of women was so egregious that the interviewer lost his job.
Then Donald Trump went on to be elected president. Twice.
Then Donald Trump went on to be elected president. Twice.
How long till they say the 15 year olds were asking for it?
Megyn Kelly: "We have not seen some slew of young women come forward to say 'Me too,' on Donald Trump molesting them."
Batya Ungar-Sargon: " There were no actual crimes…There's a pedophile, and then a bunch of friends who were getting massages at that point from women who were no longer underage."
Batya Ungar-Sargon: " There were no actual crimes…There's a pedophile, and then a bunch of friends who were getting massages at that point from women who were no longer underage."
November 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
How long till they say the 15 year olds were asking for it?
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I was off by 49 days
November 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I was off by 49 days
I wish we'd get even this level of reporting
Democrats say Donald Trump molests children. As president, he's been far more likely to starve or deport them. Two Pinocchios.
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I wish we'd get even this level of reporting
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If you're wondering why they'd run a cover up that looked so much like a clumsy cover up when there were so many better ways to elide the facts, remember that these are the stupidest people in America
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 AM
If you're wondering why they'd run a cover up that looked so much like a clumsy cover up when there were so many better ways to elide the facts, remember that these are the stupidest people in America
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Impeach
NEW: Jeffrey Epstein said in emails that he had been advising the Russian government on how to deal with Donald Trump, one of several cases in which he wielded his connections to try to influence the course of foreign affairs. w @nahaltoosi
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Impeach
This wouldn't get past an editor if you pitched it as a novel
The president of the united states is a pedophile rapist who was best buddies with Jeffrey Epstein and spent hours with an underage victim at Epstein's home. Now he's currently huddled in the situation room directing a cover up about it like it's a seal team 6 operation. Do I have that right?
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
This wouldn't get past an editor if you pitched it as a novel
Really focusing on the important issues and making our military more ready for action
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Really focusing on the important issues and making our military more ready for action
That's the beginning of the end
B of A, on hyperscaler capex:
“.. In September and October alone, debt issuance from three firms was larger than the preceding three years combined for big tech issuance.”
$ORCL $META
“.. In September and October alone, debt issuance from three firms was larger than the preceding three years combined for big tech issuance.”
$ORCL $META
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 PM
That's the beginning of the end
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Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell
This is gross
Look at what this garish, classless, tasteless fool has done to the People’s House.
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
This is gross