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In Minneapolis, but not posting much
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Right now, Karoline Leavitt is being coached on how to say “ephebophilia” in the least creepy way possible.
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this:

u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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All this Epstein stuff just reminds me that on most days of the week, mainstream media doesn't give a shit that Trump's a pedophile.
November 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The drive 40 minutes north of the city was 💯 worth it
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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Wake up, Dick! I want you to see droves of New Yorkers voting in a Muslim socialist as mayor!

Dick?
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
What a series
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Bo Bichette? Where?
October 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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just for musk, thiel, and sachs alone, no group of immigrants has done more damage to our institutions and cultural heritage than white south africans. a devilish people
The Trump administration is going to restrict the number of refugees it admits into the US next year to the token level of just 7,500 – and those spots will mostly be filled by white South Africans.
US will limit number of refugees and give priority to white South Africans
www.theguardian.com
October 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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“A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe…”
October 27, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?

me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
October 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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“i have friends everywhere” was EVERYWHERE
October 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
October 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
October 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.
September 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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It is WEIRD that the sitting Vice President of the United States would guest host a radio show for 2 hours.

It is WEIRD that he would tell people that calling employers is donning “God’s Armor.”

It is WEIRD that he would suggest you might get killed if you call employers.

These folks are WEIRD.
this guy may well be the most despicable and cretinous degenerate the perverts at yale law have ever cultivated and that is saying a whole awful lot
September 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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it’s just fantastic that we have, as president, the most unpleasant person in the nursing home tv room
Trump says the NFL has become “sissy football.”
September 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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"We have to cancel kristallnacht 2.0 because the guy was one of the people we were grooming to take part in it" is a heck of a twist to be sure
September 13, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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fbi puts another one in the books. closing the case the way most crime is solved: someone calls and tells them who did it.
September 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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so charlie kirk was assassinated by exactly the kind of terminally-online channer shithead he tried to foment
September 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.
September 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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No elected official Democratic party will be as cruel about Kirk's death as Mike Lee was about the death of Melissa Hortman.

wisconsinexaminer.com/2025/06/17/s...
September 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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the complaint is basically that unidentified people are reacting to Charlie Kirk dying like Charlie Kirk would
they just decide what they think we’re like and proceed as though
September 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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I will say that I find it weird that a lot of people are like "this is the moment that will tip us into violence" when a Minnesota politician was assassinated in her home 2 months ago and someone literally shot Trump in the head last year. how exactly is charlie kirk the tipping point
September 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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I know a Maude Lebowski piece when I see one
The new statue of the Madonna at Santa Teresa di Gallura is an "abstract of Mary's form" 👀
September 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM