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GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
What in the actual fuck
Spelling lesson I never forgot
'Just Deserts' or 'Just Desserts'?
The usage advice you deserve
www.merriam-webster.com
December 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
What in the actual fuck
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Bill Paxton in the streets, Bill Pullman in the sheets
December 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Bill Paxton in the streets, Bill Pullman in the sheets
Absolutely bonkers how bad this is nesbitt.io/2025/12/06/g...
GitHub Actions Has a Package Manager, and It Might Be the Worst
GitHub Actions has a package manager that ignores decades of supply chain security best practices: no lockfile, no integrity verification, no transitive pinning
nesbitt.io
December 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Absolutely bonkers how bad this is nesbitt.io/2025/12/06/g...
Nothing gets the blood moving quite like getting into a shouting match with a driver after they almost run you over in a crosswalk
December 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Nothing gets the blood moving quite like getting into a shouting match with a driver after they almost run you over in a crosswalk
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Importantly, this wouldn't have passed without Dem support. There was enough of a split within Republican ranks that if Dems had voted against the bill it would've been doa. Giving Trump a blank check to warmonger *and* passing an anti-trans measure was a choice.
115 Democrats just voted to codify the first federal trans segregation law.
December 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Importantly, this wouldn't have passed without Dem support. There was enough of a split within Republican ranks that if Dems had voted against the bill it would've been doa. Giving Trump a blank check to warmonger *and* passing an anti-trans measure was a choice.
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When a mutual posts about going to bed
December 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
When a mutual posts about going to bed
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Missing loved ones and their voice is part of this terrible existence and refusing to face it by talking to a fancy Teddy Ruxpin is just hiding in a bottle by another name.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Missing loved ones and their voice is part of this terrible existence and refusing to face it by talking to a fancy Teddy Ruxpin is just hiding in a bottle by another name.
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
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"attack the palisades" with duplexes. lmao. fucking nimbys are so weird. i am sorry but no. a duplex is not attacking you. that isn't real
"We will not allow outside groups — even longstanding allies — to attack the Palisades," @gavinnewsom.bsky.social spokesperson on a now-filed YIMBY Law lawsuit against his July executive order banning duplexes in L.A. wildfire rebuilding www.politico.com/news/2025/12...
Newsom wouldn’t budge on his duplex ban for the Los Angeles wildfire rebuild. So, a YIMBY group is suing him.
Gov. Gavin Newsom shrugged off a lawsuit by a YIMBY group over his executive order to ban duplexes in Pacific Palisades.
www.politico.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
"attack the palisades" with duplexes. lmao. fucking nimbys are so weird. i am sorry but no. a duplex is not attacking you. that isn't real
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Bring Back Mids #BringBackMids www.cnn.com/2025/12/02/h...
‘Scromiting,’ a bizarre condition linked to chronic marijuana use, is on the rise | CNN
Explosive vomiting combined with screaming after marijuana use, called “scromiting” on social media, is on the rise in the US, including among teens. Here’s what you need to know.
www.cnn.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Bring Back Mids #BringBackMids www.cnn.com/2025/12/02/h...
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New videos and photos shared with 404 Media show a Border Patrol agent wearing Meta Ray-Bans glasses with the recording light clearly on.
This is despite a DHS ban on officers recording with personal devices...
This is despite a DHS ban on officers recording with personal devices...
Border Patrol Agent Recorded Raid with Meta’s Ray-Ban Smart Glasses
New videos and photos shared with 404 Media show a Border Patrol agent wearing Meta Ray-Bans glasses with the recording light clearly on. This is despite a DHS ban on officers recording with personal ...
www.404media.co
December 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
New videos and photos shared with 404 Media show a Border Patrol agent wearing Meta Ray-Bans glasses with the recording light clearly on.
This is despite a DHS ban on officers recording with personal devices...
This is despite a DHS ban on officers recording with personal devices...
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Among my current rage situations is that I know so many people who have gotten shingles who are too young for the vaccine and all of their stories are so bad! I’m only 40 but oh my god the second they will let me have that shot I am fucking THERE; if you can get it please for your sake get it
people gotta talk about their shingles experiences. no one is going to enjoy this
All over my FB people talking about their bad experiences with shingles vax and dissuading each other from getting it! We need to give people real info on how to mitigate the symtoms caused by vaccines because vaccines are always better than meeting a virus unprepared. Yet drs aren't coaching ppl
December 9, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Among my current rage situations is that I know so many people who have gotten shingles who are too young for the vaccine and all of their stories are so bad! I’m only 40 but oh my god the second they will let me have that shot I am fucking THERE; if you can get it please for your sake get it
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Me making my bed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
December 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Me making my bed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
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That’s great. Maybe they’ll turn their 28 currently open AI positions into positions where they trust their employees’ experience and change the part of their job descriptions that reads “Join Atlassian's world-class engineering organization where technical excellence meets AI-driven innovation.”
"Software company Atlassian found that *96 percent of companies didn’t achieve significant productivity gains*, and MIT researchers showed that *95 percent of companies get zero return from their pilot programs* with generative AI." 🤪
December 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
That’s great. Maybe they’ll turn their 28 currently open AI positions into positions where they trust their employees’ experience and change the part of their job descriptions that reads “Join Atlassian's world-class engineering organization where technical excellence meets AI-driven innovation.”
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the most pro-rape administration in history, lead by a rapist
The Department of Justice (DOJ) plans to dismantle protections for trans and intersex people in federal, state and local prisons, jails and youth detention facilities, according to a government memo. 19thnews.org/2025/12/trum...
Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans and intersex people, memo says
A Department of Justice memo obtained by Prism says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act do not align with Trump’s January 20 anti-trans executive order
19thnews.org
December 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
the most pro-rape administration in history, lead by a rapist
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cannot begin to tell you how happy I am to have stumbled upon the Paris building shared by metal music fans and the union for metal workers, what a delight
December 8, 2025 at 11:31 AM
cannot begin to tell you how happy I am to have stumbled upon the Paris building shared by metal music fans and the union for metal workers, what a delight
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ICYMI: my review of the new Babbo, which tries to revive everything that was great about the place (Mario Batali) while scrubbing what made it radioactive (Mario Batali) www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
At the New Babbo, It’s Batali Minus Batali
Under the chef Mark Ladner, the famous Greenwich Village trattoria aims for selective nostalgia.
www.newyorker.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
ICYMI: my review of the new Babbo, which tries to revive everything that was great about the place (Mario Batali) while scrubbing what made it radioactive (Mario Batali) www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
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The spray of water from the broken bottle just before the fall
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The spray of water from the broken bottle just before the fall
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You would think they could afford good surgeons
President Trump with this year’s Kennedy Center honorees which include Sylvester Stallone, George Strait, Gene Simmons, and Gloria Gaynor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
You would think they could afford good surgeons
Hannibal Lector voice:
December 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Hannibal Lector voice: