Ryan Bernardoni
@dangercart.bsky.social
Boston Celtics and Liverpool FC and being a whiny baby about both
In retrospect, if they had found Mike Pence it might have saved the country
January 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
In retrospect, if they had found Mike Pence it might have saved the country
Wait, the Hornets did WHAT last night?
(I was playing soccer and not online)
(I was playing soccer and not online)
January 6, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Wait, the Hornets did WHAT last night?
(I was playing soccer and not online)
(I was playing soccer and not online)
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Fraud was the excuse: this is the real goal, revealed - reduce safety net funding, but only in blue states.
“Minnesota, New York, California, Illinois and Colorado will be cut off from around $7 billion in funding for the Temporary Assistance for Needy Families program, which provides cash assistance to households with children, according to two people familiar with the matter.”
Monstrously cruel.
Monstrously cruel.
Health Dept. to Freeze $10 Billion in Funding to 5 Democratic States
www.nytimes.com
January 6, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Fraud was the excuse: this is the real goal, revealed - reduce safety net funding, but only in blue states.
You read a thread and think "ok, sure, that's an argument but, whatever" and then you remember that a significant part of the right wing project is taking arguments just like that and laundering them through their machine until SCOTUS uses them as a justification for whatever they want to do so 🤷♂️
14AS3 isn't some fanciful stretch of a technicality to get at Trump just b/c he's bad. He demonstrates the very core of its purpose: you can't have free and fair elections with opponents who violently reject them. You can't have democracy with a party that mixes electoral competition with terrorism.
January 6, 2026 at 2:43 PM
You read a thread and think "ok, sure, that's an argument but, whatever" and then you remember that a significant part of the right wing project is taking arguments just like that and laundering them through their machine until SCOTUS uses them as a justification for whatever they want to do so 🤷♂️
Good morning to the now second place Boston Celtics
Watch your back, Pistons
Watch your back, Pistons
January 6, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Good morning to the now second place Boston Celtics
Watch your back, Pistons
Watch your back, Pistons
I will point out again: Corey Doctorow makes a compelling argument that one of these countries being threatened by the US could attack Silicon Valley (and more) to undermine our economy by making it legal to break digital locks, creating a market for jailbroken phones, tractors, car diagnostics, etc
January 6, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I will point out again: Corey Doctorow makes a compelling argument that one of these countries being threatened by the US could attack Silicon Valley (and more) to undermine our economy by making it legal to break digital locks, creating a market for jailbroken phones, tractors, car diagnostics, etc
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Really brings home that these monsters, even (or especially) the ones that have children, have never actually cared for them in any meaningful sense. They are less than human.
January 5, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Really brings home that these monsters, even (or especially) the ones that have children, have never actually cared for them in any meaningful sense. They are less than human.
There are going to be some parents learning about visit limits, copays, and coinsurance
January 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
There are going to be some parents learning about visit limits, copays, and coinsurance
Imagining Maduro being release because they did Mirandize him
January 5, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Imagining Maduro being release because they did Mirandize him
I am confident that this would be the shortest 1st Team All NBA in history
As the NBA nears midseason, I checked in on the state of awards races, which have been thrown into flux by a variety of injuries threatening to disqualify favorites based on the NBA's misguided 65-game minimum: www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
MVP, ROY, All-NBA teams and more: Predictions for all the league's highest honors
ESPN analyst Kevin Pelton projects the favorites to win each award and make the All-NBA teams, as well as other contenders and long shots.
www.espn.com
January 5, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I am confident that this would be the shortest 1st Team All NBA in history
This joke used to be "Fox News has more viewers than MSNBC and CNN combined; here's why America has a liberal media bias problem" and now you can make it without even mentioning Fox!
Twitter is owned by a fascist, Facebook and the Washington Post have gone MAGA, and now CBS News is about to be turned into far-right state TV. Here’s why America has a liberal media bias problem.
January 5, 2026 at 6:03 PM
This joke used to be "Fox News has more viewers than MSNBC and CNN combined; here's why America has a liberal media bias problem" and now you can make it without even mentioning Fox!
Just had a brief shudder at the thought of them using Venezuela and its oil as a Land of Data Centers with fiber run via Freedom Cuba to Florida
January 5, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Just had a brief shudder at the thought of them using Venezuela and its oil as a Land of Data Centers with fiber run via Freedom Cuba to Florida
Obviously yesterday's game had nothing to do with the injured Cam Johnson's performance but he's been pretty bad and now injured while MPJ has looked great.
When MPJ gets traded to a good team we'll reverse this and have to be reminded that fitting a role on a good team is harder to make look good!
When MPJ gets traded to a good team we'll reverse this and have to be reminded that fitting a role on a good team is harder to make look good!
As soon as Cam Johnson gets back on a legit team we’ll be reminded that he’s actually not better than MPJ has been, but that’s not what the trade is actually about, anyway
January 5, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Obviously yesterday's game had nothing to do with the injured Cam Johnson's performance but he's been pretty bad and now injured while MPJ has looked great.
When MPJ gets traded to a good team we'll reverse this and have to be reminded that fitting a role on a good team is harder to make look good!
When MPJ gets traded to a good team we'll reverse this and have to be reminded that fitting a role on a good team is harder to make look good!
I appreciate not putting a Celtic in the promo image because it keeps up the mystery of which of the three options will make the list
i wrote about 8 players who've taken some kind of a leap this season: www.theringer.com/2026/01/05/n...
Eight NBA Players Who Are Taking a Leap This Season
From stars breaking out to role players leveling up, these are the most significant glow-ups in the league
www.theringer.com
January 5, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I appreciate not putting a Celtic in the promo image because it keeps up the mystery of which of the three options will make the list
He's going to send all those Afrikaners we've been collecting up to create a new apartheid South Africa in South America
From Maduro to Stephen Miller. People in Venezuela can’t catch a break.
January 5, 2026 at 1:53 PM
He's going to send all those Afrikaners we've been collecting up to create a new apartheid South Africa in South America
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I‘m discontinuing my social media use for the foreseeable future and I want to explain why.
I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.
I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.
January 3, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I‘m discontinuing my social media use for the foreseeable future and I want to explain why.
I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.
I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.
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Marco Rubio’s history and connection to the drug world is pretty insane
prospect.org/2025/12/23/n...
prospect.org/2025/12/23/n...
January 4, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Marco Rubio’s history and connection to the drug world is pretty insane
prospect.org/2025/12/23/n...
prospect.org/2025/12/23/n...
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June 5, 2025: Trump is in the Epstein files!
Jan. 4, 2026: It was great having dinner with that guy from the Epstein files!
Jan. 4, 2026: It was great having dinner with that guy from the Epstein files!
January 4, 2026 at 9:07 PM
June 5, 2025: Trump is in the Epstein files!
Jan. 4, 2026: It was great having dinner with that guy from the Epstein files!
Jan. 4, 2026: It was great having dinner with that guy from the Epstein files!
Liverpool and now Arsenal doing god's work and keeping the Premier League from turning into a one team league
January 4, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Liverpool and now Arsenal doing god's work and keeping the Premier League from turning into a one team league
I guess we just play out the string, hope to qualify for the CL, then fire Slot
January 4, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I guess we just play out the string, hope to qualify for the CL, then fire Slot
Chance of precipitation: 0%
Precipitation in the last 24 hours: 0.0”
Chance I’m looking out my window at snow falling and snow on the driveway: 100%
Precipitation in the last 24 hours: 0.0”
Chance I’m looking out my window at snow falling and snow on the driveway: 100%
January 4, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Chance of precipitation: 0%
Precipitation in the last 24 hours: 0.0”
Chance I’m looking out my window at snow falling and snow on the driveway: 100%
Precipitation in the last 24 hours: 0.0”
Chance I’m looking out my window at snow falling and snow on the driveway: 100%
First Quarter Season Celtics Report:
JB and Derrick holding steady in larger roles while Queta and the young wings level up
Second Quarter (so far) Celtics Report:
JB is the best wing in the league while Joe makes the right moves around him
Second best point differential in the NBA. 😂
JB and Derrick holding steady in larger roles while Queta and the young wings level up
Second Quarter (so far) Celtics Report:
JB is the best wing in the league while Joe makes the right moves around him
Second best point differential in the NBA. 😂
January 4, 2026 at 12:27 PM
First Quarter Season Celtics Report:
JB and Derrick holding steady in larger roles while Queta and the young wings level up
Second Quarter (so far) Celtics Report:
JB is the best wing in the league while Joe makes the right moves around him
Second best point differential in the NBA. 😂
JB and Derrick holding steady in larger roles while Queta and the young wings level up
Second Quarter (so far) Celtics Report:
JB is the best wing in the league while Joe makes the right moves around him
Second best point differential in the NBA. 😂
I'm going to go to bed. I hope the Celtics have eight 3PT trips every quarter, as I am confident that will lead to victory.
January 4, 2026 at 4:09 AM
I'm going to go to bed. I hope the Celtics have eight 3PT trips every quarter, as I am confident that will lead to victory.
Contact definitely came before the buzzer so if they're calling a foul it should be 3 FTs
January 4, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Contact definitely came before the buzzer so if they're calling a foul it should be 3 FTs
Do we see Minott tonight? Hugo's first stint was rough. If he does get in I hope it's not at center. That experiment seemed to mess him up.
January 4, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Do we see Minott tonight? Hugo's first stint was rough. If he does get in I hope it's not at center. That experiment seemed to mess him up.