two goblins in a trenchcoat
@asterallday.bsky.social
(they/them) the boi of your dreams. trekker, baker, trans educator. Wife Guy to @avoidanceparty.
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Happy International Men's Day, especially to trans men.
November 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Happy International Men's Day, especially to trans men.
Using a dermaplaner sounded so cool and classy in the sustainable toiletries store! They didn’t mention that I would slice my face open and have to cover myself in toilet paper to get the many tiny nicks to stop bleeding.
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Using a dermaplaner sounded so cool and classy in the sustainable toiletries store! They didn’t mention that I would slice my face open and have to cover myself in toilet paper to get the many tiny nicks to stop bleeding.
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My name’s Earl Grey
And I’m here to say
That I like to drink tea
The Star Trek way
And I’m here to say
That I like to drink tea
The Star Trek way
November 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
My name’s Earl Grey
And I’m here to say
That I like to drink tea
The Star Trek way
And I’m here to say
That I like to drink tea
The Star Trek way
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Narrator: he was not better
November 19, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Narrator: he was not better
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Last night, I was bitten by a radioactive lawyer and woke up with power of attorney.
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Last night, I was bitten by a radioactive lawyer and woke up with power of attorney.
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pouring one out for all the people who have to do their own jobs today, with chatgpt being down
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
pouring one out for all the people who have to do their own jobs today, with chatgpt being down
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Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
She’s been at this for tens of minutes, tail getting steadily bigger
November 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
She’s been at this for tens of minutes, tail getting steadily bigger
Actual pedophiles have been making me and my trans siblings out to be sex criminals for YEARS when all we have ever wanted is to live our fucking lives
Everything I see about Epstein makes me want to fucking SCREAM
Everything I see about Epstein makes me want to fucking SCREAM
November 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Actual pedophiles have been making me and my trans siblings out to be sex criminals for YEARS when all we have ever wanted is to live our fucking lives
Everything I see about Epstein makes me want to fucking SCREAM
Everything I see about Epstein makes me want to fucking SCREAM
Suburbs should be abolished! If you want to live far away from other people you can live in a rural commune.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Suburbs should be abolished! If you want to live far away from other people you can live in a rural commune.
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live
laugh
lurk in the shadows
laugh
lurk in the shadows
November 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
live
laugh
lurk in the shadows
laugh
lurk in the shadows
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DONT BY THE BUX!!!
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 12:08 PM
DONT BY THE BUX!!!
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
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November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
This is how I get @avoidanceparty.bsky.social to go for nature walks with me
A Pokémon Go but for picking up garbage on our beaches
November 12, 2025 at 12:23 PM
This is how I get @avoidanceparty.bsky.social to go for nature walks with me
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Tailor-made advice.
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Tailor-made advice.
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People say Barbie is an unrealistic role model, but what about Mr. Potato Head? I’ve never seen a guy who looks likes that
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 AM
People say Barbie is an unrealistic role model, but what about Mr. Potato Head? I’ve never seen a guy who looks likes that
Gender is a performance and two three kick turn turn turn kick turn
Gender is a performance and...
🎶 I remember doing the Time Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me
And the void would be calling
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Let's do the Time Warp again! 🎶
🎶 I remember doing the Time Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me
And the void would be calling
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Let's do the Time Warp again! 🎶
November 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Gender is a performance and two three kick turn turn turn kick turn
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things that arent the future of civilization
- chatbots
- crypto
- robot butlers
- cars that sorta drive autonomously as long as youre paying attention for when they fail and almost kill a bunch of people
things that actually are the future of civilization
- free clean energy
- chatbots
- crypto
- robot butlers
- cars that sorta drive autonomously as long as youre paying attention for when they fail and almost kill a bunch of people
things that actually are the future of civilization
- free clean energy
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
things that arent the future of civilization
- chatbots
- crypto
- robot butlers
- cars that sorta drive autonomously as long as youre paying attention for when they fail and almost kill a bunch of people
things that actually are the future of civilization
- free clean energy
- chatbots
- crypto
- robot butlers
- cars that sorta drive autonomously as long as youre paying attention for when they fail and almost kill a bunch of people
things that actually are the future of civilization
- free clean energy
Pre transition, I was dough someone wanted to be a cutout, but I didn’t fit in the cutter. Now I’m freeform, baby, and this ciabatta shapes itself.
How do you explain what happened to your past self once you transitioned?
Are they dead? Alive within you? Never alive in the first place? Or something else entirely?
Are they dead? Alive within you? Never alive in the first place? Or something else entirely?
November 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Pre transition, I was dough someone wanted to be a cutout, but I didn’t fit in the cutter. Now I’m freeform, baby, and this ciabatta shapes itself.
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If Starbucks baristas have to strike, we’re striking too — with our wallets.
Don’t shop at Starbucks if baristas are on strike. No contract, no coffee. Period. #NoContractNoCoffee
Don’t shop at Starbucks if baristas are on strike. No contract, no coffee. Period. #NoContractNoCoffee
November 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
If Starbucks baristas have to strike, we’re striking too — with our wallets.
Don’t shop at Starbucks if baristas are on strike. No contract, no coffee. Period. #NoContractNoCoffee
Don’t shop at Starbucks if baristas are on strike. No contract, no coffee. Period. #NoContractNoCoffee
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![image of andrew cuomo at his nyc mayoral election watch party with disco elysium ui text overlay that reads:
Suggestion [Challenging: Failure] - You thought you did everything right. You had the money, the power, and the fame. Where did it all go wrong? Why couldn't those sniveling little city dwellers see that you were meant to lead them? You're now a twice certified loser from a family of winners. Your father's name is on a bridge. Your name is next to a Wikipedia entry that says "sexual harassment allegations."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreibvgcmgeluhegcun73wdfsve7nzg3djqxf5cnpxz6t54i7jsf5uby@jpeg)
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the ghost that haunts my house keeps bragging that he can go inside the microwave while it’s on, like i care
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
the ghost that haunts my house keeps bragging that he can go inside the microwave while it’s on, like i care