two goblins in a trenchcoat
@asterallday.bsky.social
(they/them) the boi of your dreams. trekker, baker, trans educator. Wife Guy to @avoidanceparty.
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6. Some more reasons, which I collected on this piece of paper in 2015, and remain possibly even more relevant in the frightening new world of 2026.
January 14, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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ok I’m doing it I’m going to do drag night
January 10, 2026 at 11:41 PM
ok I’m doing it I’m going to do drag night
They’re evil. That’s the only pejorative you need.
begging people to stop doing sanism and fatphobia with regards to the evil bastards making life a living hell.
you don't need to malign trump's weight. it's not necessary to call elon musk insane. you can simply say they're evil and move on.
please. be as intersectional as you claim to be.
you don't need to malign trump's weight. it's not necessary to call elon musk insane. you can simply say they're evil and move on.
please. be as intersectional as you claim to be.
January 10, 2026 at 11:31 PM
They’re evil. That’s the only pejorative you need.
Part of me feels really stupid for being this stressed about a meat raffle when democracy is crumbling. But this fundraiser will help pay for progressive grassroots organizing in my hometown. And it’s better than inertia.
January 9, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Part of me feels really stupid for being this stressed about a meat raffle when democracy is crumbling. But this fundraiser will help pay for progressive grassroots organizing in my hometown. And it’s better than inertia.
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Card of the day: ACE OF BLADES. Blades represent mental activity, intellect, thought and decision. It is the suit of the deliberate mind and its rational abilities, capable of piercing distraction and illusion to arrive at truth.
#TrekSky #TarotSky #StarTrek #Tarot #StarTrekTarot StarTrekTarot.com
#TrekSky #TarotSky #StarTrek #Tarot #StarTrekTarot StarTrekTarot.com
January 8, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Card of the day: ACE OF BLADES. Blades represent mental activity, intellect, thought and decision. It is the suit of the deliberate mind and its rational abilities, capable of piercing distraction and illusion to arrive at truth.
#TrekSky #TarotSky #StarTrek #Tarot #StarTrekTarot StarTrekTarot.com
#TrekSky #TarotSky #StarTrek #Tarot #StarTrekTarot StarTrekTarot.com
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"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
January 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
At what point am I no longer “recovering from Covid” exhausted and just “everything happens so much” exhausted?
January 7, 2026 at 5:24 PM
At what point am I no longer “recovering from Covid” exhausted and just “everything happens so much” exhausted?
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My posts do not represent the views of my employer. The pants I'm wearing right now don't represent my employer's fashion sense. What I just ate for dinner doesn't represent my employer's culinary preferences. You can just go ahead and assume that my employer and I are two different people entirely.
January 3, 2026 at 11:02 PM
My posts do not represent the views of my employer. The pants I'm wearing right now don't represent my employer's fashion sense. What I just ate for dinner doesn't represent my employer's culinary preferences. You can just go ahead and assume that my employer and I are two different people entirely.
if your wife isn’t infodumping what is your marriage even built on
I keep trying to tell yall… neurodivergence is tender meat
January 7, 2026 at 5:01 PM
if your wife isn’t infodumping what is your marriage even built on
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LAUREN BACALL: you just put your lips together and blow
HUMPHREY BOGART: *holding nintendo cartridge* i know how to get it to work lauren
HUMPHREY BOGART: *holding nintendo cartridge* i know how to get it to work lauren
February 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
LAUREN BACALL: you just put your lips together and blow
HUMPHREY BOGART: *holding nintendo cartridge* i know how to get it to work lauren
HUMPHREY BOGART: *holding nintendo cartridge* i know how to get it to work lauren
Brownies should never be frosted. If you’re frosting your brownies it’s an admission that they’re subpar.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 7, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Brownies should never be frosted. If you’re frosting your brownies it’s an admission that they’re subpar.
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thank you lieutenant worf 👍
January 6, 2026 at 12:57 AM
thank you lieutenant worf 👍
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gonna level with you, sam i am, it isn't the green eggs i'm suspicious of, it's your motives
January 5, 2026 at 1:14 AM
gonna level with you, sam i am, it isn't the green eggs i'm suspicious of, it's your motives
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This is my favorite headcanon and it's a great example of how readers can offer a different reading of a text that the author never considered and did not intend, but is nonetheless validated by the text itself.
A shitpost so great Billy Joel actually heard about it
January 4, 2026 at 3:40 PM
This is my favorite headcanon and it's a great example of how readers can offer a different reading of a text that the author never considered and did not intend, but is nonetheless validated by the text itself.
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orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
December 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
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Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
December 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
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As we enter the New Year remember fear of making bad art is holding you back. Fear of people not liking your work is holding you back. Rejection is holding you back
You'll make bad art, you'll have people not like your work, and you'll be rejected. Moving past it is half the job of being a creative
You'll make bad art, you'll have people not like your work, and you'll be rejected. Moving past it is half the job of being a creative
December 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
As we enter the New Year remember fear of making bad art is holding you back. Fear of people not liking your work is holding you back. Rejection is holding you back
You'll make bad art, you'll have people not like your work, and you'll be rejected. Moving past it is half the job of being a creative
You'll make bad art, you'll have people not like your work, and you'll be rejected. Moving past it is half the job of being a creative
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now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree
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Pie is superior to cake because you will never cut into something thinking it is not a pie & find out that it actually is a pie. Pie is direct. Pie is straightforward. Pie is trustworthy. Pie does not pretend to be something that it isn't.
August 29, 2023 at 4:49 PM
Pie is superior to cake because you will never cut into something thinking it is not a pie & find out that it actually is a pie. Pie is direct. Pie is straightforward. Pie is trustworthy. Pie does not pretend to be something that it isn't.
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"It's not a war on Christmas," I growl, pausing to spit tobacco and lock my rifle scope on an elf, "if those little fucks shot first."
December 7, 2023 at 4:13 AM
"It's not a war on Christmas," I growl, pausing to spit tobacco and lock my rifle scope on an elf, "if those little fucks shot first."
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gonzo is a lesbian i don’t think i need to explain
December 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
gonzo is a lesbian i don’t think i need to explain
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Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
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Make the holidays extra gay if you can. Like make it uncomfortable.
December 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Make the holidays extra gay if you can. Like make it uncomfortable.
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separating the art from the artist is convenient until you consider that art is an expression of one’s self and all their problematic values are baked into it. which is why i can no longer wear the one ring to rule them all
December 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
separating the art from the artist is convenient until you consider that art is an expression of one’s self and all their problematic values are baked into it. which is why i can no longer wear the one ring to rule them all