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🍐 40 disabled, Queer 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
House MD medical malpractice brainrot since 2005
Ineffable idiots 😇😈
Parent to 7 Izzy’s
Full time Izzy canyon resident
Steddyhands truther
ilikepears on ao3/ discord
Filthy proshipper. Proud sicko
No minors 🔞 no antis. No AI 🚫
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So this was a tumblr thread that was turned into a comic, and its depiction of tumblr as a big amphitheater is pretty genius. I still say "You could if you weren't a fucking coward" to this day
January 4, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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✨ If we hit £1,000 in donations before I log off tonight I'll announce another guest for #BehindOurFlag2

#BehindOurFlag #BOF #BOF2 #OFMD
Screening one is finished, and over £700 ($950) has already been donated to charity. This is fucking amazing, we and the @ofmcommunity.bsky.social are speechless, given we still have another full #BehindOurFlag screening to go.

ourflagmeans.community/ofmc-x-bof-c...

#OFMD #BOF
Did you miss out on the first Behind Our Flag?

Well, I'm delighted to announce that we have partnered with the excellent @ofmcommunity.bsky.social for 2 charity screenings of #BOF on January 4th (UK/EU and US timezones).

Donations to one of our 3 charities are requested, but *not required*.
January 4, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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please help one of my best friends on the planet avoid homelessness if you have anything to share today #givingtuesday gofund.me/9f76c12c5
Donate to Aid Klik in Restoring His Life and Home, organized by Charles Wilson
Klik’s story. I’m Trying to Recover After Ongoing Violence Took My Home… Charles Wilson needs your support for Aid Klik in Restoring His Life and Home
gofund.me
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 3:00 PM
January 4, 2026 at 1:43 PM
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repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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Would you like to hear a secret?

We have LIMITED STOCK of physical calendars left over for sale and the shop is open again for physical AND digital orders!

Go! Hurry! Get a PRINTED Year of Belonging calendar while you can! Once they're gone, they'e gone.✨♠️

yearofbelongingcalendar.bigcartel.com
Year of Belonging Calendar
an OFMD calendar centered on Izzy Hands.
yearofbelongingcalendar.bigcartel.com
January 3, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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WHEE! Good Omens graphic novel New Year Joy! TO THE WOOOOOOORRRLLLLDDDD!!!! #GoodOmens #goodomensgraphicnovel #dunmanifestin #terrypratchett
January 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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This is TOMORROW!

Come watch Behind Our Flag with us, for the price of the cup of coffee (or more, or less - it's entirely up to you!), enjoy the madness with the group chat, do some good and maybe win some prizes.
Did you miss out on the first Behind Our Flag?

Well, I'm delighted to announce that we have partnered with the excellent @ofmcommunity.bsky.social for 2 charity screenings of #BOF on January 4th (UK/EU and US timezones).

Donations to one of our 3 charities are requested, but *not required*.
January 3, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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May I offer you some David Fane thighs in these trying times ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
January 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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Still feeling festive? I've compiled all of the 12 Days of Izzmas art, plus 8 bonus sketches, into one little art zine for pay-what-you-want~

Get it here:
cecillusive.itch.io/12-days-of-i...
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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Probably not an exaggeration to say that the US government was emboldened to do this by the fact there was no significant domestic or international establishment opposition to all the boat murders in the Caribbean and Pacific in the last few months
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Primary school toilet paper has more integrity than kier Starmer
Keir Starmer says he wants to establish facts by *watching Donald Trumps press conference.*

People said giving him a second state visit was a genius move of strategy - really seems to have paid off.

Special relationship - alive and kicking.
January 3, 2026 at 12:32 PM
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One day, all this will be yours. Not that you deserve it. Not because you've earned it, Lord knows you haven't done that, because you l u c k e d into it. What do you suppose that makes you?
December 25, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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Just you watch. You're hot for each other now but eventually your charms will become annoyances.
December 25, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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Two people prone to whims shouldn't just run off to China.
December 26, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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You do whatever you want. You're good at that.
December 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
January 3, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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🤷🏻‍♂️
January 3, 2026 at 10:33 AM
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The First Cunt Is The Deepest
January 2, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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Jan 1.
Jan 3.
January 3, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Is it 2022 again? Are we recycling discourse now instead of coming up with new ideas to make Izzy fans the bad guys?
January 3, 2026 at 10:58 AM
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Stede and Ned can be cute, as a treat 😚

Commission from the wonderful @imrights.bsky.social 💖
#gentlefiddle
January 3, 2026 at 12:50 AM