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@robotpinemarten.bsky.social
🍐 40 disabled, Queer 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
House MD medical malpractice brainrot since 2005
Ineffable idiots 😇😈
Parent to 7 Izzy’s
Full time Izzy canyon resident
Steddyhands truther
ilikepears on ao3/ discord
Filthy proshipper. Proud sicko
No minors 🔞 no antis. No AI 🚫
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If you have a Behind Our Flag 2 ticket and aren't sure how to watch, we have some handy dandy instructions in our FAQ.

www.siren-events.co.uk//s/f/how-do-...

#BOF #BOF2 #OFMD #BTS #BehindOurFlag
One hour to go! You can come join us watching live at any point, and all tickets automatically become View on Demand access to relive all the best bits!

Join in with the chat with the #BOF2 tag or on our Discord: discord.gg/KjZsfSbasG

www.siren-events.co.uk/behind-our-f...
January 10, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 10:22 AM
January 10, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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Everyone please take a couple minutes to answer this survey. Discord is thinking of integrating AI features and it’s important they understand how much we DON'T want this to happen. Choose the most negative response to AI being integrated in every single question, and share the survey!
January 10, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 1:34 PM
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“We’re really impressed by your bed … I mean, bedside manner, of course, Dr Teach.”

“…”

“Izzy. I think we offend him.”

“Should we go?”

“Sigh. Fine. I don’t usually do this but you two aren’t my patients since there’s nothing wrong with you … but meet me at the Revenge on Wednesday.”
January 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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“Well what’s the problem now with you two?”

“Well the other day I fell down the stairs …”

“Hm.”

“Crash onto my husband and now he’s unconscious.”

“We need your ha … I mean your help, Dr Teach. OK, I’m going back to being unconscious.”

#Steddyhands
January 10, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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Prints! Shares are extremely appreciated as I am still unemployed and my unemployment just ran out 🥲

5 x 7: ko-fi.com/s/48c701d32a

8 x 10: ko-fi.com/s/fdb23ce2b1
8" x 10" Art Print - Lake Boys - Sylvia's Ko-fi Shop
8" x 10" print Shipped via USPS with tracking within the US and without tracking internationally.
ko-fi.com
January 10, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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New to me.🥰
January 10, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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today i'm thinking about this amazing piece @oemuff.bsky.social did over on twt
December 15, 2024 at 1:31 PM
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lowkey Izzy's monologue if it was in a smau
January 10, 2026 at 7:53 AM
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And as this January already sucks real bad, and I want to share the pirate joy - I'm again offering a limited number of £50 #BehindOurFlag2 tickets for those unable to afford the full ticket price. As always, all you have to do is message for the code. No proof of need, or circumstances is required.
Another 1.5 Pay It Forward tickets have been funded 🥹 💜

If you signed up for a PIF ticket, check your emails in the next hour as I'll be emailing the next 3 people on the list shortly with how to claim their tickets for tomorrow.

#BehindOurFlag #BOF #BOF2 #OFMD #bts
January 9, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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Gifted crochet plushie Izzy and a star snuggie for him!!! I need to make more of him, hes too cute

#ofmd #izzyhands
January 9, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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Another 1.5 Pay It Forward tickets have been funded 🥹 💜

If you signed up for a PIF ticket, check your emails in the next hour as I'll be emailing the next 3 people on the list shortly with how to claim their tickets for tomorrow.

#BehindOurFlag #BOF #BOF2 #OFMD #bts
January 9, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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a quiet morning together 💕
#GoodOmens #IneffableHusbands
January 9, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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Just finished up recording our panel with Courtney J Andersen and I could have talked to him for hours!

Tune in to his panel tomorrow to hear about the Revenge's 3 part deck situation, and so so much more.

www.siren-events.co.uk/behind-our-f...

#BehindOurFlag2 #BOF #BOF2 #OFMD #bts
January 9, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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As shirts, pin, sticker, magnets, or mug on www.teepublic.com/user/funny-a... or www.etsy.com/shop/AntiTru...
August 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you!
January 9, 2026 at 1:55 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 11:11 AM
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January 9, 2026 at 9:42 AM
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F*** Everything.
January 8, 2026 at 2:43 PM
That’s where all my friends live
Something something your mum something something
January 8, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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Mini rant: I think fanfic writers don’t get enough love on social media. It’s easy to see art, give it a like and a share (as it deserves! I know so many hours go into a piece of art) and keep going, but I feel like most people scroll right past writers posting about their fics or sneak peeks.
January 7, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Little Izzy moddlling the latest #HausofHands collection. Getting jeans over his fat arse is something the big Izzy Hands never struggled with @disastershipblonde.bsky.social @imrights.bsky.social
January 7, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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I don't show off my stede enough but I love her 💛
January 7, 2026 at 4:51 PM