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robotpinemarten.bsky.social
Three pears in a trenchcoat
@robotpinemarten.bsky.social
🍐 40 disabled, Queer 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
House MD medical malpractice brainrot since 2005
Ineffable idiots 😇😈
Parent to 7 Izzy’s
Full time Izzy canyon resident
Steddyhands truther
ilikepears on ao3/ discord
Filthy proshipper. Proud sicko
No minors 🔞 no antis. No AI 🚫
Permanently. The canyon could take it in shifts to follow him around with a bucket of water to keep him soggy
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Soggy
November 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Blåhaj feasting on the bones of a transphobe
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Elliot will chomp them
November 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Pfft trans people are hot. As we’d say in the U.K. - should have gone to specsavers
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Yay me 🍐
November 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The closest I want to get to the ocean is hugging my Blåhaj I’ve watched too many spooky lake month videos
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
No one understands it. The timer is set externally and comes on at night we can’t change it. It’s underfloor and ceiling heating and it’s a pain and if it goes wrong the floor has to be taken up
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
They can lock up the royal nonce as well instead of his big brother giving him pocket money
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Yeah fuck that 😩
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
No one understands how the heating at my partners works including electricians. We have to turn it off at the fuse box because we can’t change the timer or turn off the timer
November 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
It’s bad enough when it happens on land (living in student accommodation and later temporary accommodation where people thought it was funny to set the alarm off at night)
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Smol
November 12, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Boobies
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
There’s not enough omegaverse in the House fandom
November 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Have fun
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I’ll never understand trans people defending not just a transphobe but a transphobe who used her money to take away trans rights
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM