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Son of Raucous
@sonofraucous.bsky.social
This account is like a delightful potpourri of thoughts that occasionally smells of bacon and regret.
Niche, like a rare venereal disease.
Straight, married, messy inclusive dad.
Bigots in any form can fuck off.
If you haven’t seen the interview with Valtteri Bottas then you haven’t seen a man who’s happy to be back in an F1 car.
I’m glad he’s back.
January 27, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I know you’re not supposed to put cotton buds in your ear, but maaaaaan, does it feel good!
January 27, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Can’t. Listening to Emigrate.
January 26, 2026 at 5:25 PM
New knee brace is doing a cracking job. 👍🏻
January 26, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Reposted by Son of Raucous
Giving this another boost for Sunday morning.

It’ll take you two minutes, tops 🙏🏻

Let’s get to 7500 before the end of the weekend!
URGENT 🚨 We have just one week to stop Sex Matters infiltrating a vote to ban conversion therapy.

We must stop them. Use our tool and tell the MPs to stand up for what's right ✊
https://goodlaw.social/945cd5
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January 25, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Don’t think because I understand I care.
Don’t think because we’re talking we’re friends.
January 23, 2026 at 7:59 PM
I’ve just signed up for amateur autopsy club.
I’m so excited. Tonight it’s open Mike night.
January 23, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Why I shouldn’t own a taser:

1) Oooh. A taser.
2) 50,000 Volts. Crikey!
3) I wonder what it feels like to get tasered...
4) Tasers self.
5) Falls over.
January 21, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I’ve just eaten riced cauliflower and broccoli and honestly I don’t know who I am anymore.
a rabbit from the secret life of pets is angry and says `` i 'm sorry ... what ? ''
Alt: a rabbit from the secret life of pets is angry and says `` i 'm sorry ... what ? ''
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Black coffee without sugar is kinda sucky, but given the rest of the benefits of intermittent fasting, I’ll take it!
January 21, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Boom! Over 3 Kg down.
January 21, 2026 at 9:13 AM
My review: wasn’t totally awful.
I’m about to try Kimbuccha.
Will report back…
January 20, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Intermittent fasting = Pissing like a race horse.
January 20, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Not sure why all this fuss about a cow using tools.
Nadine Dorries once used a mobile phone or so I heard.
January 20, 2026 at 8:29 PM
As much as I want to believe all the shit about Sir David & Lady Victoria Beckham, Brooklyn Beckham is like the end of level boss of all Nepo Baby Whining Fuckwits.
Ah well. Might as well enjoy the fireworks.
a panda bear eating popcorn from a bucket
Alt: a panda bear eating popcorn from a bucket
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I’m about to try Kimbuccha.
Will report back…
January 20, 2026 at 12:05 PM
My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they look like they’re having fun.
Your ducks look miserable. Who lines up ducks anyway? 🦆
a white duck is standing in the middle of a flock of pigeons .
Alt: a white duck is standing in the middle of a flock of pigeons . Dancing.
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Just gone to try and fit my snow chains for my upcoming trip to the mountains and they're too fucking small!!!!
Fuck, bugger, wank, shit!
January 19, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Unbelievably some people don’t know what ADHD stands for, so to explain, it stands for:

Attention
Deficit

Hey! Donuts!
January 18, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I’m in a significant calorific deficit and I’m drinking bourbon on an empty stomach.
Stay tuned for the next episode of this is going to be interesting.
January 16, 2026 at 6:32 PM
It’s just a step to the Reich…
Bring back sassy troop inspections.
Crown Prince Wilhelm of Germany inspecting troops around 1915
January 16, 2026 at 2:54 PM
DMR is talking to her colleague with the cutest, softest, southern drawl…
😍 but for my ears.
January 16, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Hit the live button.
Kinda underwhelmed.
It said something about twitching and I’m not sure if it meant birdwatching or if it’s seen me when I’ve done some really good shit.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
January 16, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Not sure if that was official sign language I used to communicate with Barry Big Bollocks in his Renault Clio, but he got the just.
January 16, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Oi! @marvth3martian.bsky.social show them your big chopper.
That’ll cinch it for sure.
Best of luck.
January 16, 2026 at 10:49 AM