Son of Raucous
@sonofraucous.bsky.social
This account is like a delightful potpourri of thoughts that occasionally smells of bacon and regret.
Niche, like a rare venereal disease.
Straight, married, messy inclusive dad.
Bigots in any form can fuck off.
Niche, like a rare venereal disease.
Straight, married, messy inclusive dad.
Bigots in any form can fuck off.
Sell them at the school fete as “shit boomerangs”
Make them in to boats for hamsters.
Turn them into shoes for cats.
Worship them a a new deity.
Use them to tile your downstairs toilet.
Make them in to boats for hamsters.
Turn them into shoes for cats.
Worship them a a new deity.
Use them to tile your downstairs toilet.
January 29, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Sell them at the school fete as “shit boomerangs”
Make them in to boats for hamsters.
Turn them into shoes for cats.
Worship them a a new deity.
Use them to tile your downstairs toilet.
Make them in to boats for hamsters.
Turn them into shoes for cats.
Worship them a a new deity.
Use them to tile your downstairs toilet.
No. It’s a bat you play wom with surely.
January 27, 2026 at 9:11 PM
No. It’s a bat you play wom with surely.
Bloodiest of the blood sports.
January 27, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Bloodiest of the blood sports.
To play Wom with?
January 27, 2026 at 7:13 PM
To play Wom with?
You. Against the wall.
We’re going to dunk you in the Pacific garbage patch!
We’re going to dunk you in the Pacific garbage patch!
January 27, 2026 at 4:37 PM
You. Against the wall.
We’re going to dunk you in the Pacific garbage patch!
We’re going to dunk you in the Pacific garbage patch!
I am a fellow sufferer of the “unable to cajole my facial muscles into anything remotely resembling a smile” condition.
I’m smiling on the inside. Honest.
Is anyone broken yet?
I’m smiling on the inside. Honest.
Is anyone broken yet?
January 27, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I am a fellow sufferer of the “unable to cajole my facial muscles into anything remotely resembling a smile” condition.
I’m smiling on the inside. Honest.
Is anyone broken yet?
I’m smiling on the inside. Honest.
Is anyone broken yet?
If you haven’t seen the interview with Valtteri Bottas then you haven’t seen a man who’s happy to be back in an F1 car.
I’m glad he’s back.
I’m glad he’s back.
January 27, 2026 at 1:40 PM
If you haven’t seen the interview with Valtteri Bottas then you haven’t seen a man who’s happy to be back in an F1 car.
I’m glad he’s back.
I’m glad he’s back.
We are dumb.
It’s just sometimes our dumbness is also embarrassing. 🤣
It’s just sometimes our dumbness is also embarrassing. 🤣
January 27, 2026 at 1:33 PM
We are dumb.
It’s just sometimes our dumbness is also embarrassing. 🤣
It’s just sometimes our dumbness is also embarrassing. 🤣
Just a bit more.
*wait. Does this look pervy?
*wait. Does this look pervy?
a man in a yellow shirt is holding a large object in his hand .
Alt: a man in a yellow shirt is holding a large object in his hand .
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January 27, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Just a bit more.
*wait. Does this look pervy?
*wait. Does this look pervy?
Life would be terminally boring if we played by ALL the rules.
Who needs that?!?
Who needs that?!?
January 27, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Life would be terminally boring if we played by ALL the rules.
Who needs that?!?
Who needs that?!?
Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat.
January 27, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat.
Stay in your lane!
I’m the only Raucous in these parts missy. 😆
I’m the only Raucous in these parts missy. 😆
January 27, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Stay in your lane!
I’m the only Raucous in these parts missy. 😆
I’m the only Raucous in these parts missy. 😆
No.
Do I need to?!?
Do I need to?!?
January 27, 2026 at 9:38 AM
No.
Do I need to?!?
Do I need to?!?
Fabulous Darhling!
I’ll mix it with booze and go out diva style.
I’ll mix it with booze and go out diva style.
January 27, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Fabulous Darhling!
I’ll mix it with booze and go out diva style.
I’ll mix it with booze and go out diva style.
I know you’re not supposed to put cotton buds in your ear, but maaaaaan, does it feel good!
January 27, 2026 at 6:56 AM
I know you’re not supposed to put cotton buds in your ear, but maaaaaan, does it feel good!
Yeah I’m a fucking mess
a red inflatable man is standing in front of a building that says $ dood on it
Alt: a red inflatable man is standing in front of a building that says $ dood on it
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January 26, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Yeah I’m a fucking mess
Fabulous.
I much prefer talking to people like you when I’m doing tech stuff. It’s just more fun.
Cos then you can do password restarts like VisaKn0b@1
I much prefer talking to people like you when I’m doing tech stuff. It’s just more fun.
Cos then you can do password restarts like VisaKn0b@1
January 26, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Fabulous.
I much prefer talking to people like you when I’m doing tech stuff. It’s just more fun.
Cos then you can do password restarts like VisaKn0b@1
I much prefer talking to people like you when I’m doing tech stuff. It’s just more fun.
Cos then you can do password restarts like VisaKn0b@1
SMILE YOU MISERABLE FUCKO’S!!!
January 26, 2026 at 5:58 PM
SMILE YOU MISERABLE FUCKO’S!!!
Woo hoo!
No longer looking like you’ve be scrapping.
No longer looking like you’ve be scrapping.
January 26, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Woo hoo!
No longer looking like you’ve be scrapping.
No longer looking like you’ve be scrapping.
Old knees. My right one hyperextends.
I’d been looking after it, but stumbled drunk down a single step and…
Snowboarding is going to be fun!
That’s what pain killers are for huh?!?
I’d been looking after it, but stumbled drunk down a single step and…
Snowboarding is going to be fun!
That’s what pain killers are for huh?!?
January 26, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Old knees. My right one hyperextends.
I’d been looking after it, but stumbled drunk down a single step and…
Snowboarding is going to be fun!
That’s what pain killers are for huh?!?
I’d been looking after it, but stumbled drunk down a single step and…
Snowboarding is going to be fun!
That’s what pain killers are for huh?!?