Son of R Unit
@sonofraucous.bsky.social
This account is like a delightful potpourri of thoughts that occasionally smells of bacon and regret.
Niche, like a rare venereal disease.
Straight, married, messy inclusive dad.
Bigots in any form can fuck off.
Niche, like a rare venereal disease.
Straight, married, messy inclusive dad.
Bigots in any form can fuck off.
Nope. We both have birthdays peskily close to Christmas. 😆
November 15, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Nope. We both have birthdays peskily close to Christmas. 😆
I’ve doxxed her…
November 15, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I’ve doxxed her…
Tonight is a meal that she thinks is just her & me, but is actually for 10 of us.
Then it’s my 50th in January so we’re having a joint thing in March as stupid Christmas gets in the way.
Then it’s my 50th in January so we’re having a joint thing in March as stupid Christmas gets in the way.
November 15, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Tonight is a meal that she thinks is just her & me, but is actually for 10 of us.
Then it’s my 50th in January so we’re having a joint thing in March as stupid Christmas gets in the way.
Then it’s my 50th in January so we’re having a joint thing in March as stupid Christmas gets in the way.
Thanks. Not actually until Monday, but we’re getting together tonight.
November 15, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Thanks. Not actually until Monday, but we’re getting together tonight.
Yep. Obviously not my own handiwork. 😆
November 15, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Yep. Obviously not my own handiwork. 😆
Nope. It’s hats the worst I can do.
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Nope. It’s hats the worst I can do.
Yep.
Something to eat
Something to wear
Something to smell
Something to read
Something precious
Something she’ll look great in for me…
Something to eat
Something to wear
Something to smell
Something to read
Something precious
Something she’ll look great in for me…
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Yep.
Something to eat
Something to wear
Something to smell
Something to read
Something precious
Something she’ll look great in for me…
Something to eat
Something to wear
Something to smell
Something to read
Something precious
Something she’ll look great in for me…
Yep. I’m not. I’m he flash made me squint.
Plus my natural unfortunate facial expression.
I’m smiling on the inside. Honest.
Plus my natural unfortunate facial expression.
I’m smiling on the inside. Honest.
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Yep. I’m not. I’m he flash made me squint.
Plus my natural unfortunate facial expression.
I’m smiling on the inside. Honest.
Plus my natural unfortunate facial expression.
I’m smiling on the inside. Honest.
To go against the consensus thus far. 💜
The white is lovely too, but you’ve done that.
The white is lovely too, but you’ve done that.
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
To go against the consensus thus far. 💜
The white is lovely too, but you’ve done that.
The white is lovely too, but you’ve done that.
Fuxake!
My hair has never been silky. Coloured or not.
My hair has never been silky. Coloured or not.
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Fuxake!
My hair has never been silky. Coloured or not.
My hair has never been silky. Coloured or not.
Scalp massage?
With one of these?!?
*shakes leg like a dog.
🤪
With one of these?!?
*shakes leg like a dog.
🤪
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Scalp massage?
With one of these?!?
*shakes leg like a dog.
🤪
With one of these?!?
*shakes leg like a dog.
🤪
Saw your actual photo after.
Both the dark and the red suit you.
Which is lucky.
I only which I still had hair do I could dye it silky colours again.
Both the dark and the red suit you.
Which is lucky.
I only which I still had hair do I could dye it silky colours again.
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Saw your actual photo after.
Both the dark and the red suit you.
Which is lucky.
I only which I still had hair do I could dye it silky colours again.
Both the dark and the red suit you.
Which is lucky.
I only which I still had hair do I could dye it silky colours again.
Schwing!
I shall dig mind out too. X
I shall dig mind out too. X
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Schwing!
I shall dig mind out too. X
I shall dig mind out too. X
DMRs birthday weekend so I’ve been busy and now I’m excited.
So do is ok. We can’t all be high as kites all the time.
You’ve done retail therapy and look amazeballs so hopefully that’s lifted your mood. X
So do is ok. We can’t all be high as kites all the time.
You’ve done retail therapy and look amazeballs so hopefully that’s lifted your mood. X
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
DMRs birthday weekend so I’ve been busy and now I’m excited.
So do is ok. We can’t all be high as kites all the time.
You’ve done retail therapy and look amazeballs so hopefully that’s lifted your mood. X
So do is ok. We can’t all be high as kites all the time.
You’ve done retail therapy and look amazeballs so hopefully that’s lifted your mood. X
Hey, Hey, Hi, Hi?
How you doin'?
How you doin'?
November 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Hey, Hey, Hi, Hi?
How you doin'?
How you doin'?
Is that really a question?!?
a man with a mustache and glasses is wearing a black shirt and making a funny face .
Alt: a man with a mustache and glasses is wearing a black shirt and making a funny face .
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November 14, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Is that really a question?!?
Henry is my spirit animal...
November 14, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Henry is my spirit animal...