Niche, like a rare venereal disease.
Straight, married, messy inclusive dad.
Bigots in any form can fuck off.
Now I just need to keep it hidden until tonight.
Now I just need to keep it hidden until tonight.
It’s dark. I’m wait in in the car for micro Raucous.
It’s dark. I’m wait in in the car for micro Raucous.
Also. 😍
Also. 😍
I can feel the expanding inside of me.
I can feel the expanding inside of me.
All owls are night owls.
You a regular owl.
All owls are night owls.
You a regular owl.
We’ve all been there eh lads?
Morning Mudafunsters.
We’ve all been there eh lads?
Morning Mudafunsters.
Me:
Me:
He looks a bit like David Caves (Jack Hodgson in Silent Witness).
Office seems to be busier than normal for some reason. Mainly ladies...
He looks a bit like David Caves (Jack Hodgson in Silent Witness).
Office seems to be busier than normal for some reason. Mainly ladies...
I can't be mad, but you get to be dumb?
Which is fucked, because 99% of the time I'm mad it's cos someone did something stupid that I need to sort.
I can't be mad, but you get to be dumb?
Which is fucked, because 99% of the time I'm mad it's cos someone did something stupid that I need to sort.
You don't demand, expect, or deserve success. Your history is no indicator of you future.
You work at it and encourage it, as both Mercedes and McLaren have shown.
Stop copping tantrums and grow up.
You don't demand, expect, or deserve success. Your history is no indicator of you future.
You work at it and encourage it, as both Mercedes and McLaren have shown.
Stop copping tantrums and grow up.
Yes a serious issue, but humour is armour.
Yes a serious issue, but humour is armour.
Moansday
Poosday
Whingeday
Turdsday
Fuckitday
Sackitday
Sinday
Moansday
Poosday
Whingeday
Turdsday
Fuckitday
Sackitday
Sinday
I can't tell if I'm just bored. Tell me it gets easier...
Please?
I can't tell if I'm just bored. Tell me it gets easier...
Please?
Tough. I'm hungry I'm having PB on toast first.
Tough. I'm hungry I'm having PB on toast first.
Because I’m as sexy as a brutalist concrete building.
Because I’m as sexy as a brutalist concrete building.
Thanks for dreaming stupid shit, when I was already having imposter syndrome.
Fucking Monday’s. 😡
Thanks for dreaming stupid shit, when I was already having imposter syndrome.
Fucking Monday’s. 😡