Kaye Inglis
@kayeinglis.bsky.social
Writer, editor, dog walker. Manager of the band yourgardenday. Autistic so sometimes over-enthusiastic. Huge fan of all things horror, folklore, and dark comedy. Book “The Devil’s Dastard”currently in progress. https://ko-fi.com/kayeingliswriter
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Kaye Inglis
@kayeinglis.bsky.social
· Dec 20
Now that I’ve worked out how to pin a post… No DMs unless I know you well/frequently interact with you, or it’s a genuine writing/editing opportunity. I’m autistic and find small talk scary IRL so won’t do it here. Thank you for respecting my wishes.
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+ ...LONELY WATER (1973) +
Today I have been mostly working on 'Danger No Swimming' signs in the workshop, which will start to ship next week. Thanks for all the pre-orders after Reece Shearsmith featured it on Taskmaster a few weeks ago. Just a handful left of each size to order in time for Xmas.
Today I have been mostly working on 'Danger No Swimming' signs in the workshop, which will start to ship next week. Thanks for all the pre-orders after Reece Shearsmith featured it on Taskmaster a few weeks ago. Just a handful left of each size to order in time for Xmas.
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
+ ...LONELY WATER (1973) +
Today I have been mostly working on 'Danger No Swimming' signs in the workshop, which will start to ship next week. Thanks for all the pre-orders after Reece Shearsmith featured it on Taskmaster a few weeks ago. Just a handful left of each size to order in time for Xmas.
Today I have been mostly working on 'Danger No Swimming' signs in the workshop, which will start to ship next week. Thanks for all the pre-orders after Reece Shearsmith featured it on Taskmaster a few weeks ago. Just a handful left of each size to order in time for Xmas.
“Dead dudes”. 😹
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
“Dead dudes”. 😹
Home (Skye). Closely followed by the best chippy tea - haggis supper.
What is the first thing that comes to mind when you think of Scotland?
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Home (Skye). Closely followed by the best chippy tea - haggis supper.
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🦇Our @biggive.bsky.social #ChristmasChallenge campaign, 'A voice for bats' goes live in 3 weeks! This is a match-funding campaign - every donation we receive up to £10,000 will be doubled - but we only have 1 week to raise funds!
Register to be notified when we go live: forms.office.com/e/84S5utrSYH
Register to be notified when we go live: forms.office.com/e/84S5utrSYH
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
🦇Our @biggive.bsky.social #ChristmasChallenge campaign, 'A voice for bats' goes live in 3 weeks! This is a match-funding campaign - every donation we receive up to £10,000 will be doubled - but we only have 1 week to raise funds!
Register to be notified when we go live: forms.office.com/e/84S5utrSYH
Register to be notified when we go live: forms.office.com/e/84S5utrSYH
This is Neville Newby. I think he’s gobbled up Spiderella’s Daughter as there’s no sign of her today.
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
This is Neville Newby. I think he’s gobbled up Spiderella’s Daughter as there’s no sign of her today.
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Publishing December 4th! 🖤
British Library Publishing have sent me a photo of POSSESSED - it EXISTS!!!
Am so proud to present this lost novel - nobody knew it existed until I came across it.
Includes an 8,000 word introduction with the first biographical essay on Rosalie and Edward.
An important work. Links to order below
Am so proud to present this lost novel - nobody knew it existed until I came across it.
Includes an 8,000 word introduction with the first biographical essay on Rosalie and Edward.
An important work. Links to order below
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Publishing December 4th! 🖤
I always wanted Rik Mayall to read me a bedtime story, after he did “George’s Marvellous Medicine”. I still hear him saying, with great relish, “A puckered-up mouth like a dog’s bottom” every time I see a dog’s bottom. Which is quite a lot.
GRIM TALES (1989): Rik Mayall is magnificenly unhinged (of course!) as the storyteller in this glorious children's show, performing the Brothers Grimm's fairy tales like a live action Looney Tune. Written by Anne Caulfield and Anthony (Dramarama, Robin of Sherwood, Crime Traveller) Horowitz.
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I always wanted Rik Mayall to read me a bedtime story, after he did “George’s Marvellous Medicine”. I still hear him saying, with great relish, “A puckered-up mouth like a dog’s bottom” every time I see a dog’s bottom. Which is quite a lot.
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London and environs: benefit gig for Medical Aid for Palestinians at Comedy Store 19th Nov.
Amazing bill. We need to make sure it sells out so come along!
london.thecomedystore.co.uk/event/stand-...
Amazing bill. We need to make sure it sells out so come along!
london.thecomedystore.co.uk/event/stand-...
Stand Up For MAP
london.thecomedystore.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
London and environs: benefit gig for Medical Aid for Palestinians at Comedy Store 19th Nov.
Amazing bill. We need to make sure it sells out so come along!
london.thecomedystore.co.uk/event/stand-...
Amazing bill. We need to make sure it sells out so come along!
london.thecomedystore.co.uk/event/stand-...
I’ve always found James Bond to be James Boring. I’d much rather have a drink with Russel (a pussyfoot, of course).
Who cares about James Bond? Why not go for a spy who is also a serial killer? Meet Russel Stickles...
Link to buy book below
Link to buy book below
November 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I’ve always found James Bond to be James Boring. I’d much rather have a drink with Russel (a pussyfoot, of course).
Come take me back to the trees, wooden people.
People don't like to talk about the time when the trees of Whirlow Wood grew wooden people to send as emissaries to Barwell village. People don't talk about the Treaty of the Axe. The ongoing offerings. – Ruth Hyde #VOH
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Come take me back to the trees, wooden people.
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✨ manywor(l)ds is open Dec 1–Jan 31 for stories by trans, two-spirit, disabled, neurodivergent, Mad, queer, crip, nonbinary, genderqueer, and intersex creators.
💰 $10 honorarium
🌍 Any genre
@manyworlds.place
📖 horrortree.com/taking-submi...
#WritingCommunity
💰 $10 honorarium
🌍 Any genre
@manyworlds.place
📖 horrortree.com/taking-submi...
#WritingCommunity
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
✨ manywor(l)ds is open Dec 1–Jan 31 for stories by trans, two-spirit, disabled, neurodivergent, Mad, queer, crip, nonbinary, genderqueer, and intersex creators.
💰 $10 honorarium
🌍 Any genre
@manyworlds.place
📖 horrortree.com/taking-submi...
#WritingCommunity
💰 $10 honorarium
🌍 Any genre
@manyworlds.place
📖 horrortree.com/taking-submi...
#WritingCommunity
👍🏽
ChatGPT violated copyright law by harvesting musicians’ lyrics, German court rules
ChatGPT violated copyright law by harvesting musicians’ lyrics, German court rules
OpenAI ordered to pay undisclosed damages for training its language models on popular songs without permission
A court in Munich has ruled that OpenAI’s chatbot ChatGPT violated German copyright laws by using hits from top-selling musicians to train its language models in what creative industry advocates described as a landmark European ruling.
The Munich regional court sided in favour of Germany’s music rights society GEMA, which said ChatGPT had harvested protected lyrics by popular artists to “learn” from them. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
👍🏽
I love this guy! But why not “Bee-Elzebub”?
‘Lucifer’ bee with devil-like horns discovered in Australia
‘Lucifer’ bee with devil-like horns discovered in Australia
‘Lucifer’ bee with devil-like horns discovered in Australia
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I love this guy! But why not “Bee-Elzebub”?
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thelasttuesdaysociety.org/exhibition/t...
I’ll be exploring the witch craze in London on Monday 17th at the Last Tuesday society ( Viktor Wynd Museum) in hackney. There’ll be a performance, talk and cocktails in the spooky environs of this unique venue. Come! Limited spaces.
I’ll be exploring the witch craze in London on Monday 17th at the Last Tuesday society ( Viktor Wynd Museum) in hackney. There’ll be a performance, talk and cocktails in the spooky environs of this unique venue. Come! Limited spaces.
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
thelasttuesdaysociety.org/exhibition/t...
I’ll be exploring the witch craze in London on Monday 17th at the Last Tuesday society ( Viktor Wynd Museum) in hackney. There’ll be a performance, talk and cocktails in the spooky environs of this unique venue. Come! Limited spaces.
I’ll be exploring the witch craze in London on Monday 17th at the Last Tuesday society ( Viktor Wynd Museum) in hackney. There’ll be a performance, talk and cocktails in the spooky environs of this unique venue. Come! Limited spaces.
Amen.
AI usually means Arseholes Involved. It’s a thieving, hollowing and unethical beast of a thing. It has no place in an ethical, decent society. It has no place in Hookland and never will.
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Amen.
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Today is St. Martin's Day, Old Halloween! 🍂
Marking the end of harvest/start of winter, it is a liminal time for bonfires, lantern processions, feasts and wine.
Welsh folklore tells us to watch out for eerie omens: owls hoot, meteors fall & the Cŵn Annwn (spectral hounds) roam.
Marking the end of harvest/start of winter, it is a liminal time for bonfires, lantern processions, feasts and wine.
Welsh folklore tells us to watch out for eerie omens: owls hoot, meteors fall & the Cŵn Annwn (spectral hounds) roam.
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Today is St. Martin's Day, Old Halloween! 🍂
Marking the end of harvest/start of winter, it is a liminal time for bonfires, lantern processions, feasts and wine.
Welsh folklore tells us to watch out for eerie omens: owls hoot, meteors fall & the Cŵn Annwn (spectral hounds) roam.
Marking the end of harvest/start of winter, it is a liminal time for bonfires, lantern processions, feasts and wine.
Welsh folklore tells us to watch out for eerie omens: owls hoot, meteors fall & the Cŵn Annwn (spectral hounds) roam.
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When Lucy from Compass Books in Dartmouth, Devon, was victim to shoplifting people told her to install CCTV. Instead she put this ancient book thief curse on the wall from the Monastery of San Pedro in Barcelona so book stealers would be consumed by "the flames of hell" with "their members blasted".
November 11, 2025 at 7:59 AM
When Lucy from Compass Books in Dartmouth, Devon, was victim to shoplifting people told her to install CCTV. Instead she put this ancient book thief curse on the wall from the Monastery of San Pedro in Barcelona so book stealers would be consumed by "the flames of hell" with "their members blasted".
This is what gets me. My grandpa didn't end up deaf, suffer alopecia, and have permanent damage to his legs, and my grandad didn't end up with PTSD so bad he was in and out of hospital for the sake of flag shaggers.
The worst thing about flags and poppies being stolen as performative tokens by cunts, is the implication that the members of my own family who fought and died over the last century or so were corned-beef nostalgists who mainly climbed into Lancasters and foxholes to stick it to the libs.
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
This is what gets me. My grandpa didn't end up deaf, suffer alopecia, and have permanent damage to his legs, and my grandad didn't end up with PTSD so bad he was in and out of hospital for the sake of flag shaggers.
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I'm hoping to have one more batch of Professionally Defaced copies available on the shop before Christmas, watch this space 👁️...
@slipperyjack.bsky.social's TALES ACCURSED: A FOLK HORROR ANTHOLOGY is a resplendent tome of weird & horror tales by the old masters. His woodcut-style lino art evokes a simpler, scarier time. Best of all, this edition is "professionally defaced" with a gorgeous remarque of the Mari Lwyd!
November 11, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I'm hoping to have one more batch of Professionally Defaced copies available on the shop before Christmas, watch this space 👁️...
Ooh! Look at this!
British Library Publishing have sent me a photo of POSSESSED - it EXISTS!!!
Am so proud to present this lost novel - nobody knew it existed until I came across it.
Includes an 8,000 word introduction with the first biographical essay on Rosalie and Edward.
An important work. Links to order below
Am so proud to present this lost novel - nobody knew it existed until I came across it.
Includes an 8,000 word introduction with the first biographical essay on Rosalie and Edward.
An important work. Links to order below
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Ooh! Look at this!
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MY BIG CLEAR OUT! (part 3)
Here are 3 shelves of my books in A-Z order by author.
You can have any 2 for £10 (free P+P).
Please share (and buy).
UK only.
Here are 3 shelves of my books in A-Z order by author.
You can have any 2 for £10 (free P+P).
Please share (and buy).
UK only.
November 11, 2025 at 10:13 AM
MY BIG CLEAR OUT! (part 3)
Here are 3 shelves of my books in A-Z order by author.
You can have any 2 for £10 (free P+P).
Please share (and buy).
UK only.
Here are 3 shelves of my books in A-Z order by author.
You can have any 2 for £10 (free P+P).
Please share (and buy).
UK only.
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Last ever chance to see Reece and I in #InsideNo9 Stage/Fright👻
Hammersmith Apollo Jan 2-6th for the farewell shows🎭
General on sale Thurs 13th Nov 12pm‼️
There will be tears… of laughter❤️
Hammersmith Apollo Jan 2-6th for the farewell shows🎭
General on sale Thurs 13th Nov 12pm‼️
There will be tears… of laughter❤️
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Last ever chance to see Reece and I in #InsideNo9 Stage/Fright👻
Hammersmith Apollo Jan 2-6th for the farewell shows🎭
General on sale Thurs 13th Nov 12pm‼️
There will be tears… of laughter❤️
Hammersmith Apollo Jan 2-6th for the farewell shows🎭
General on sale Thurs 13th Nov 12pm‼️
There will be tears… of laughter❤️
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Convincing you to read my new novella by the first few sentences. Share yours if you want!
So begins Dead Weight (which comes out in May).
So begins Dead Weight (which comes out in May).
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Convincing you to read my new novella by the first few sentences. Share yours if you want!
So begins Dead Weight (which comes out in May).
So begins Dead Weight (which comes out in May).
I had a writing tutor who called this "the Albert Hall" test. It really works and I need to make sure I do it with everything I write.
Unfortunately I discovered a few years ago that reading a book out loud really helps when you’re doing that last pass and polishing the language.
So if you meet me in the next days and my voice is scratchy, it’s because I am just about to turn in a book.
So if you meet me in the next days and my voice is scratchy, it’s because I am just about to turn in a book.
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I had a writing tutor who called this "the Albert Hall" test. It really works and I need to make sure I do it with everything I write.
Love this!
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Love this!