Petti Crocker
@aquarianairhead.bsky.social
Just some awkward goofball. Queer, Celiac, AuDHD/NVLD, Xennial, chonky, karaoke snob, recently rejuvenated brass player/middle-aged band geek, rotisserie chicken connoisseur, multi-dimensional dork. (she/they)
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Here it is! I don't really expect anyone to send me anything for my birthday (which is in about 4 weeks) but I'd be very grateful if you did. 🥰🥳
Making gluten-free chicken noodle soup in my instant pot in the work kitchen for a potluck later today. I just tore apart a cold rotisserie chicken with my hands, to throw into the pot once the pasta is cooked. This feels very Pam Poovey-coded.
February 13, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Making gluten-free chicken noodle soup in my instant pot in the work kitchen for a potluck later today. I just tore apart a cold rotisserie chicken with my hands, to throw into the pot once the pasta is cooked. This feels very Pam Poovey-coded.
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When your name is all over the Epstein files, but you don’t want your reputation tarnished by being associated with Glinner
February 13, 2026 at 1:56 PM
When your name is all over the Epstein files, but you don’t want your reputation tarnished by being associated with Glinner
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posting 'Fuck Gavin Newsom' once a day as a honeypot until I have every idiot on this website blocked
February 13, 2026 at 1:47 PM
posting 'Fuck Gavin Newsom' once a day as a honeypot until I have every idiot on this website blocked
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we aren’t ready or willing to have a scientologist in higher office
i will never vote for gavin newsom
i’m certainly not voting for newsom
February 13, 2026 at 2:01 PM
we aren’t ready or willing to have a scientologist in higher office
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rsvp yes means i intend to come and i will cancel if something comes up but go ahead and make me food
rsvp no means i do not intend to come and i waive my right to food
no response means i am hoping i get a better offer or i threw your card in the trash without reading it because i dislike you
rsvp no means i do not intend to come and i waive my right to food
no response means i am hoping i get a better offer or i threw your card in the trash without reading it because i dislike you
February 13, 2026 at 2:04 PM
rsvp yes means i intend to come and i will cancel if something comes up but go ahead and make me food
rsvp no means i do not intend to come and i waive my right to food
no response means i am hoping i get a better offer or i threw your card in the trash without reading it because i dislike you
rsvp no means i do not intend to come and i waive my right to food
no response means i am hoping i get a better offer or i threw your card in the trash without reading it because i dislike you
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just fyi you are supposed to rsvp no if you cant make it, not just yes if you can. thread on the mom group about rude people just declining to respond and multiple commenters saying "wait were we supposed to be rsvp'ing no? i just don't reply for no" you have to rsvp either way. make a note
February 13, 2026 at 1:52 PM
just fyi you are supposed to rsvp no if you cant make it, not just yes if you can. thread on the mom group about rude people just declining to respond and multiple commenters saying "wait were we supposed to be rsvp'ing no? i just don't reply for no" you have to rsvp either way. make a note
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Fukushima’s Radioactive Hybrid Terror Pig Boom. My new favorite band name.
February 12, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Fukushima’s Radioactive Hybrid Terror Pig Boom. My new favorite band name.
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They should not slut shame pigs
February 13, 2026 at 2:09 AM
They should not slut shame pigs
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greatest headline of my adult life
ICYMI: Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Genetic study finds domestic pigs’ year-round breeding sped gene flow into wild boar
Back in 2021, in the thick of pandemic mania, The Register gleefully reported that "radioactive hybrid terror pigs" were thriving in Japan's Fukushima exclusion zone.…
dlvr.it
February 13, 2026 at 1:02 PM
greatest headline of my adult life
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Someone in whistle chat called people saying “I love your work, but I just thought of this other, different work you should be doing too” idea fairies and it’s so accurate. Don’t be an idea fairy unless you’re also going to be the project planning and volunteer coordination fairy.
a wonder, how many people will say “look at everything you’re doing, amazing! can you also do this totally different thing, for free, which I am getting paid to do?”
February 13, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Someone in whistle chat called people saying “I love your work, but I just thought of this other, different work you should be doing too” idea fairies and it’s so accurate. Don’t be an idea fairy unless you’re also going to be the project planning and volunteer coordination fairy.
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When Friday the 13th falls right before Valentine’s Day, it’s called Friday the Flirteenth
February 13, 2026 at 1:50 PM
When Friday the 13th falls right before Valentine’s Day, it’s called Friday the Flirteenth
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Every Olympics there is a story about horny Olympic athletes and I feel bad every time because these people have trained their entire lives for that competition, have incredible bodies, and deserve flings in interesting locations like anyone else.
February 13, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Every Olympics there is a story about horny Olympic athletes and I feel bad every time because these people have trained their entire lives for that competition, have incredible bodies, and deserve flings in interesting locations like anyone else.
When we find the gluten-free Cheez Its, we stock tf up.
February 13, 2026 at 1:57 PM
When we find the gluten-free Cheez Its, we stock tf up.
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It’s Friday 13th my luck can only improve.
February 13, 2026 at 8:06 AM
It’s Friday 13th my luck can only improve.
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mfer forgot the word humidifier and asked if the air wetter was on
February 13, 2026 at 2:11 AM
mfer forgot the word humidifier and asked if the air wetter was on
Mother of God. I need this in my face. (gift link)
Intense Chocolate Mousse Cake Recipe (Gift Recipe)
There is very little that needs to be said about a chocolate mousse cake This one lives up to its name It is gloriously intense
cooking.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Mother of God. I need this in my face. (gift link)
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This also came up in very similar language in the now-famous “this job sucks, please find me in contempt so I can sleep” hearing. The judge was kind of like, “When you say it’s a lot of work to follow due process, you realize I kind of don’t care, yes?”
But said it nicer.
But said it nicer.
“The Constitution does not permit the government to arrest thousands of individuals and then disregard their constitutional rights because it would be too challenging to honor those rights.”
BREAKING: Judge Nancy Brasel, a Trump appointee, has issued a TRO in the Minnesota access-to-counsel case about treatment at Whipple.
"It appears that in planning for Operation Metro Surge, the government failed to plan for the constitutional rights of its civil detainees."
"It appears that in planning for Operation Metro Surge, the government failed to plan for the constitutional rights of its civil detainees."
February 13, 2026 at 12:28 AM
This also came up in very similar language in the now-famous “this job sucks, please find me in contempt so I can sleep” hearing. The judge was kind of like, “When you say it’s a lot of work to follow due process, you realize I kind of don’t care, yes?”
But said it nicer.
But said it nicer.
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When I die in lieu of a tombstone I would like a park bench with a pun and no anti homeless bars on it please
February 12, 2026 at 10:15 PM
When I die in lieu of a tombstone I would like a park bench with a pun and no anti homeless bars on it please
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One of the most expressive singer-songwriters of her generation, Sarah McLachlan's deeply felt and virtuosic performance is miraculous. n.pr/3M9F0rT
Sarah McLachlan: Tiny Desk Concert
One of the most expressive singer-songwriters of her generation, Sarah McLachlan's deeply felt and virtuosic performance is miraculous.
n.pr
February 12, 2026 at 11:05 PM
One of the most expressive singer-songwriters of her generation, Sarah McLachlan's deeply felt and virtuosic performance is miraculous. n.pr/3M9F0rT
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I was hesitant to even give it oxygen, but then it’s like, this guy had dinner with the president
February 12, 2026 at 1:09 PM
I was hesitant to even give it oxygen, but then it’s like, this guy had dinner with the president
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Musk and every broccoli haired DOGE shitbird need to answer for this
HORRIFYING -
Dismantling USAID & cancelling >80% of aid caused ~750,000 deaths by mid-2025
🧸Most were children
⌛️ Many died within the first year
😰 Preventable deaths were mainly from:
- HIV, TB, malaria
- Maternal & fetal deaths
- Malnutrition
news.westernu.ca/2026/01/u-s-...
Dismantling USAID & cancelling >80% of aid caused ~750,000 deaths by mid-2025
🧸Most were children
⌛️ Many died within the first year
😰 Preventable deaths were mainly from:
- HIV, TB, malaria
- Maternal & fetal deaths
- Malnutrition
news.westernu.ca/2026/01/u-s-...
Expert insight: U.S. withdrawal from WHO could affect global health - Western News
History professor Mitchell L. Hammond explains how the U.S. withdrawal from the World Health Organization could affect global health and disease threats.
news.westernu.ca
February 13, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Musk and every broccoli haired DOGE shitbird need to answer for this
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Austin Florian, the USA Skeleton racer, has a Venom helmet.
One of our skeleton athletes is a nerd, which I wholeheartedly support!
One of our skeleton athletes is a nerd, which I wholeheartedly support!
February 13, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Austin Florian, the USA Skeleton racer, has a Venom helmet.
One of our skeleton athletes is a nerd, which I wholeheartedly support!
One of our skeleton athletes is a nerd, which I wholeheartedly support!
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“Democrats are afraid of what they’ll find in the Epstein Files. They don’t want full accountability.”
I will burn the Democratic Party to the ground and piss on the ashes if I find out our leaders were involved in a massive child sex trafficking operation. Every Democrat I know feels the same.
I will burn the Democratic Party to the ground and piss on the ashes if I find out our leaders were involved in a massive child sex trafficking operation. Every Democrat I know feels the same.
February 13, 2026 at 12:33 AM
“Democrats are afraid of what they’ll find in the Epstein Files. They don’t want full accountability.”
I will burn the Democratic Party to the ground and piss on the ashes if I find out our leaders were involved in a massive child sex trafficking operation. Every Democrat I know feels the same.
I will burn the Democratic Party to the ground and piss on the ashes if I find out our leaders were involved in a massive child sex trafficking operation. Every Democrat I know feels the same.
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The only thing worse than seeing strangers discuss politics on social media is hearing strangers do it in person
February 12, 2026 at 7:32 PM
The only thing worse than seeing strangers discuss politics on social media is hearing strangers do it in person
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🚨 ICE is authorized to covertly infiltrate and interact with social media accounts under a new program called "masked engagement," per documents leaked to me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
Exclusive: ICE Masks Up in More Ways Than One
Feds could be in your group chat
www.kenklippenstein.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:29 AM
🚨 ICE is authorized to covertly infiltrate and interact with social media accounts under a new program called "masked engagement," per documents leaked to me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...