Petti Crocker
@aquarianairhead.bsky.social
Just some awkward goofball. Queer, Celiac, AuDHD/NVLD, Xennial, chonky, karaoke snob, recently rejuvenated brass player/middle-aged band geek, rotisserie chicken connoisseur, multi-dimensional dork. (she/they)
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Here it is! I don't really expect anyone to send me anything for my birthday (which is in about 4 weeks) but I'd be very grateful if you did. 🥰🥳
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mfer forgot the word humidifier and asked if the air wetter was on
February 13, 2026 at 2:11 AM
mfer forgot the word humidifier and asked if the air wetter was on
Mother of God. I need this in my face. (gift link)
Intense Chocolate Mousse Cake Recipe (Gift Recipe)
There is very little that needs to be said about a chocolate mousse cake This one lives up to its name It is gloriously intense
cooking.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Mother of God. I need this in my face. (gift link)
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This also came up in very similar language in the now-famous “this job sucks, please find me in contempt so I can sleep” hearing. The judge was kind of like, “When you say it’s a lot of work to follow due process, you realize I kind of don’t care, yes?”
But said it nicer.
But said it nicer.
“The Constitution does not permit the government to arrest thousands of individuals and then disregard their constitutional rights because it would be too challenging to honor those rights.”
BREAKING: Judge Nancy Brasel, a Trump appointee, has issued a TRO in the Minnesota access-to-counsel case about treatment at Whipple.
"It appears that in planning for Operation Metro Surge, the government failed to plan for the constitutional rights of its civil detainees."
"It appears that in planning for Operation Metro Surge, the government failed to plan for the constitutional rights of its civil detainees."
February 13, 2026 at 12:28 AM
This also came up in very similar language in the now-famous “this job sucks, please find me in contempt so I can sleep” hearing. The judge was kind of like, “When you say it’s a lot of work to follow due process, you realize I kind of don’t care, yes?”
But said it nicer.
But said it nicer.
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When I die in lieu of a tombstone I would like a park bench with a pun and no anti homeless bars on it please
February 12, 2026 at 10:15 PM
When I die in lieu of a tombstone I would like a park bench with a pun and no anti homeless bars on it please
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One of the most expressive singer-songwriters of her generation, Sarah McLachlan's deeply felt and virtuosic performance is miraculous. n.pr/3M9F0rT
Sarah McLachlan: Tiny Desk Concert
One of the most expressive singer-songwriters of her generation, Sarah McLachlan's deeply felt and virtuosic performance is miraculous.
n.pr
February 12, 2026 at 11:05 PM
One of the most expressive singer-songwriters of her generation, Sarah McLachlan's deeply felt and virtuosic performance is miraculous. n.pr/3M9F0rT
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I was hesitant to even give it oxygen, but then it’s like, this guy had dinner with the president
February 12, 2026 at 1:09 PM
I was hesitant to even give it oxygen, but then it’s like, this guy had dinner with the president
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Musk and every broccoli haired DOGE shitbird need to answer for this
HORRIFYING -
Dismantling USAID & cancelling >80% of aid caused ~750,000 deaths by mid-2025
🧸Most were children
⌛️ Many died within the first year
😰 Preventable deaths were mainly from:
- HIV, TB, malaria
- Maternal & fetal deaths
- Malnutrition
news.westernu.ca/2026/01/u-s-...
Dismantling USAID & cancelling >80% of aid caused ~750,000 deaths by mid-2025
🧸Most were children
⌛️ Many died within the first year
😰 Preventable deaths were mainly from:
- HIV, TB, malaria
- Maternal & fetal deaths
- Malnutrition
news.westernu.ca/2026/01/u-s-...
Expert insight: U.S. withdrawal from WHO could affect global health - Western News
History professor Mitchell L. Hammond explains how the U.S. withdrawal from the World Health Organization could affect global health and disease threats.
news.westernu.ca
February 13, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Musk and every broccoli haired DOGE shitbird need to answer for this
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Austin Florian, the USA Skeleton racer, has a Venom helmet.
One of our skeleton athletes is a nerd, which I wholeheartedly support!
One of our skeleton athletes is a nerd, which I wholeheartedly support!
February 13, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Austin Florian, the USA Skeleton racer, has a Venom helmet.
One of our skeleton athletes is a nerd, which I wholeheartedly support!
One of our skeleton athletes is a nerd, which I wholeheartedly support!
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“Democrats are afraid of what they’ll find in the Epstein Files. They don’t want full accountability.”
I will burn the Democratic Party to the ground and piss on the ashes if I find out our leaders were involved in a massive child sex trafficking operation. Every Democrat I know feels the same.
I will burn the Democratic Party to the ground and piss on the ashes if I find out our leaders were involved in a massive child sex trafficking operation. Every Democrat I know feels the same.
February 13, 2026 at 12:33 AM
“Democrats are afraid of what they’ll find in the Epstein Files. They don’t want full accountability.”
I will burn the Democratic Party to the ground and piss on the ashes if I find out our leaders were involved in a massive child sex trafficking operation. Every Democrat I know feels the same.
I will burn the Democratic Party to the ground and piss on the ashes if I find out our leaders were involved in a massive child sex trafficking operation. Every Democrat I know feels the same.
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The only thing worse than seeing strangers discuss politics on social media is hearing strangers do it in person
February 12, 2026 at 7:32 PM
The only thing worse than seeing strangers discuss politics on social media is hearing strangers do it in person
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🚨 ICE is authorized to covertly infiltrate and interact with social media accounts under a new program called "masked engagement," per documents leaked to me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
Exclusive: ICE Masks Up in More Ways Than One
Feds could be in your group chat
www.kenklippenstein.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:29 AM
🚨 ICE is authorized to covertly infiltrate and interact with social media accounts under a new program called "masked engagement," per documents leaked to me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
Ordered some new glasses from Zenni and 2 pairs arrived today. I got 2 of the same frame: one pair with my progressive prescription and infrared blocking lenses (which render Face ID on my phone unusable, but maybe I shouldn't be using it anyway), and the other pair for driving, with regular lenses.
February 12, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Ordered some new glasses from Zenni and 2 pairs arrived today. I got 2 of the same frame: one pair with my progressive prescription and infrared blocking lenses (which render Face ID on my phone unusable, but maybe I shouldn't be using it anyway), and the other pair for driving, with regular lenses.
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He can’t define it, because whiteness is created to be invisible. It’s about domination over others, pure and simple.
Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.
February 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
He can’t define it, because whiteness is created to be invisible. It’s about domination over others, pure and simple.
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HIGH HIGH HOPES FOR A LIVING
DRINKING MY CAPPUCCINO FROM A CHICKEN
DRINKING MY CAPPUCCINO FROM A CHICKEN
wouldn't mind trying a "kurachino" — cappuccino inside a rotisserie chicken -- but how do i fit it into my car's cup holder? any ideas from you kurachino lovers out there?
February 12, 2026 at 11:03 PM
HIGH HIGH HOPES FOR A LIVING
DRINKING MY CAPPUCCINO FROM A CHICKEN
DRINKING MY CAPPUCCINO FROM A CHICKEN
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fellas, get yourself a trad wife who erases you from her memory as quickly as Erika Kirk
She even removed their wedding photo from the shelf & replaced it with a novelty Declaration of Independence.
Kirkolded.
She even removed their wedding photo from the shelf & replaced it with a novelty Declaration of Independence.
Kirkolded.
February 12, 2026 at 10:30 PM
fellas, get yourself a trad wife who erases you from her memory as quickly as Erika Kirk
She even removed their wedding photo from the shelf & replaced it with a novelty Declaration of Independence.
Kirkolded.
She even removed their wedding photo from the shelf & replaced it with a novelty Declaration of Independence.
Kirkolded.
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the news is absolutely sickening so here is a puddins
February 12, 2026 at 10:47 PM
the news is absolutely sickening so here is a puddins
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Over one hundred thousand countries called to personally thank him
February 12, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Over one hundred thousand countries called to personally thank him
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This explicit transphobia is spelled out in excruciating detail. Direct from Cass again.
February 12, 2026 at 4:52 PM
This explicit transphobia is spelled out in excruciating detail. Direct from Cass again.
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You’re not crazy. The anti-trans movement is not organic; it was funded by pedophilic billionaires like Jeffrey Epstein who backed a network of conservatives to accuse the same people they were sexually abusing of being the real danger. @madycast.com exposes the truth in our in-depth report.
Epstein Backed ‘Billionaires’ Dinner’ Network of Prominent Anti-Trans Figures
Lawrence Krauss, Richard Dawkins, Steven Pinker and other anti-trans influencers personally benefited from a right-wing academic social group backed by infamous human trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, somet...
transnews.network
February 6, 2026 at 8:12 PM
You’re not crazy. The anti-trans movement is not organic; it was funded by pedophilic billionaires like Jeffrey Epstein who backed a network of conservatives to accuse the same people they were sexually abusing of being the real danger. @madycast.com exposes the truth in our in-depth report.
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under questioning by Rand Paul, ICE officials confirm that yelling at officers is not assault and recording officers is not a crime
February 12, 2026 at 4:47 PM
under questioning by Rand Paul, ICE officials confirm that yelling at officers is not assault and recording officers is not a crime
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that's not pro-life, that's just cruel. sending vulnerable kids to a state where they can't get the care they need is a death sentence.
February 12, 2026 at 4:34 PM
that's not pro-life, that's just cruel. sending vulnerable kids to a state where they can't get the care they need is a death sentence.
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Fuentes then fantasizes about “breeding gulags”: “So just like Hitler imprisoned Gypsies, Jews, communists, you know, all of his political rivals, we have to do the same thing with women… They go to the breeding gulags. The good ones will be liberated. The bad ones will toil in the mines forever.”
February 12, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Fuentes then fantasizes about “breeding gulags”: “So just like Hitler imprisoned Gypsies, Jews, communists, you know, all of his political rivals, we have to do the same thing with women… They go to the breeding gulags. The good ones will be liberated. The bad ones will toil in the mines forever.”
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You see, they're sending them to a camp in TX, where abortion is illegal, because "pro-life."
"Some were as young as 13, and at least half of those taken in so far became pregnant as a result of rape... Their pregnancies are considered high risk by definition, particularly for the youngest girls."
"Some were as young as 13, and at least half of those taken in so far became pregnant as a result of rape... Their pregnancies are considered high risk by definition, particularly for the youngest girls."
The Trump administration is incarcerating migrant girls in, essentially, a forced pregnancy camp.
Trump administration is sending pregnant migrant girls to South Texas shelter flagged as medically inadequate
Government sources and advocates for the children worry the goal is to concentrate them in Texas, where abortion is banned.
www.kut.org
February 12, 2026 at 4:33 PM
You see, they're sending them to a camp in TX, where abortion is illegal, because "pro-life."
"Some were as young as 13, and at least half of those taken in so far became pregnant as a result of rape... Their pregnancies are considered high risk by definition, particularly for the youngest girls."
"Some were as young as 13, and at least half of those taken in so far became pregnant as a result of rape... Their pregnancies are considered high risk by definition, particularly for the youngest girls."
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Really wondering when people in general are going to wake up to how thoroughly diseased this entire practice is
Just utterly wretched and corrosive in every possible way, the people behind it are moral voids and should be banished to a remote island
Just utterly wretched and corrosive in every possible way, the people behind it are moral voids and should be banished to a remote island
Polymarket should be burned to the ground for even offering shit like this
February 12, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Really wondering when people in general are going to wake up to how thoroughly diseased this entire practice is
Just utterly wretched and corrosive in every possible way, the people behind it are moral voids and should be banished to a remote island
Just utterly wretched and corrosive in every possible way, the people behind it are moral voids and should be banished to a remote island
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Polymarket should be burned to the ground for even offering shit like this
February 12, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Polymarket should be burned to the ground for even offering shit like this