Petti Crockpot 🍲
@aquarianairhead.bsky.social
Just some awkward person. Queer, Celiac, AuDHD/NVLD, Xennial, karaoke snob, multi-dimensional dork. (she/they)
Find me on mastodon: petti@jorts.horse
Find me on mastodon: petti@jorts.horse
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Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Fish have committed credit card fraud
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This Texas woman developed preeclampsia, leading to still-birth. She DIED, leaving her young son behind.
This happens while an all-male panel in South Carolina is deciding whether women should be charged w/ murder for their pregnancies.
Abortion is healthcare.
How many more women have to die?
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This happens while an all-male panel in South Carolina is deciding whether women should be charged w/ murder for their pregnancies.
Abortion is healthcare.
How many more women have to die?
🧪
“Ticking Time Bomb”: A Pregnant Mother Kept Getting Sicker. She Died After She Couldn’t Get an Abortion in Texas.
Walker is one of several women ProPublica found with underlying health conditions who died when they couldn’t access abortions.
www.propublica.org
November 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
This Texas woman developed preeclampsia, leading to still-birth. She DIED, leaving her young son behind.
This happens while an all-male panel in South Carolina is deciding whether women should be charged w/ murder for their pregnancies.
Abortion is healthcare.
How many more women have to die?
🧪
This happens while an all-male panel in South Carolina is deciding whether women should be charged w/ murder for their pregnancies.
Abortion is healthcare.
How many more women have to die?
🧪
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I wrote all the Klugman stuff. It was only our second script and we weren't sure if they'd go for that much Klugman (or any Klugman) but it all stayed in and they gifted us with this as a surprise:
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I wrote all the Klugman stuff. It was only our second script and we weren't sure if they'd go for that much Klugman (or any Klugman) but it all stayed in and they gifted us with this as a surprise:
KLUGMAN!
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
KLUGMAN!
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“is you conducting a google search about a criminal fucking conspiracy?”
I love modern criminals, they’re always googling shit like “how to do crime”
"Cellphone records showed that two days before the purported attack, her co-conspirator searched online for 'zip ties near me'"
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
“is you conducting a google search about a criminal fucking conspiracy?”
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This is so fucking sad. The world’s richest man spent a fortune to create a robot to bathe him in the specious praise he so obviously needs. He’s such a sociopath that the much cheaper option of hiring a Wormtongue or a JD Vance or a Mike Johnson just wouldn’t cut it.
oh my god i take it back, grok is amazing
November 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
This is so fucking sad. The world’s richest man spent a fortune to create a robot to bathe him in the specious praise he so obviously needs. He’s such a sociopath that the much cheaper option of hiring a Wormtongue or a JD Vance or a Mike Johnson just wouldn’t cut it.
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your blood is you-shaped
October 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
your blood is you-shaped
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"Per the plea agreement, Smith is to be sentenced to probation, a fine of at least $5,500 and will be banned for five years from seeking public office."
Turning Point leader pleads guilty to attempted election fraud in Arizona
Former GOP state Rep. Austin Smith was caught submitting fake signatures in his reelection campaign.
Former GOP state Rep. Austin Smith was caught submitting fake signatures in his reelection campaign.
Turning Point leader pleads guilty to attempted election fraud
Former GOP state Rep. Austin Smith was caught submitting fake signatures in his reelection campaign.
www.phoenixnewtimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"Per the plea agreement, Smith is to be sentenced to probation, a fine of at least $5,500 and will be banned for five years from seeking public office."
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CBS and the NYT are about to get *really* focused on talking about everything except who was committing sex crimes against children with Jefferey Epstein.
President Trump responded to signing off on the release of the Epstein files the way anyone who is def innocent & not at all panicking would:
President Trump responded to signing off on the release of the Epstein files the way anyone who is def innocent & not at all panicking would:
November 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
CBS and the NYT are about to get *really* focused on talking about everything except who was committing sex crimes against children with Jefferey Epstein.
President Trump responded to signing off on the release of the Epstein files the way anyone who is def innocent & not at all panicking would:
President Trump responded to signing off on the release of the Epstein files the way anyone who is def innocent & not at all panicking would:
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“okay Sage i get that CBS has been gutted & turned into a fascist mouthpiece after a hostile corporate takeover from Bari Weiss, but why did you mention the NYT?”
great question! the current chairman of the NYT is allegedly mentioned as an associate in this latest batch of Epstein emails.
great question! the current chairman of the NYT is allegedly mentioned as an associate in this latest batch of Epstein emails.
is this referring to the same Sulzberger who is the current chairman of the New York Times?
this would not be the first Epstein associate who was involved in the NYT either 😬
this would not be the first Epstein associate who was involved in the NYT either 😬
November 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“okay Sage i get that CBS has been gutted & turned into a fascist mouthpiece after a hostile corporate takeover from Bari Weiss, but why did you mention the NYT?”
great question! the current chairman of the NYT is allegedly mentioned as an associate in this latest batch of Epstein emails.
great question! the current chairman of the NYT is allegedly mentioned as an associate in this latest batch of Epstein emails.
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he is going to spend a hundred million dollars that could be going to his less-bad-billionaire-as-far-as-billionaires-go causes on beaming campaign ads directly into all of our brains and it is going to be so annoying
Billionaire hedge fund founder Tom Steyer is running for governor
Steyer vows to challenge corporate influence and build a million homes to combat the state's affordability crises.
www.latimes.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
he is going to spend a hundred million dollars that could be going to his less-bad-billionaire-as-far-as-billionaires-go causes on beaming campaign ads directly into all of our brains and it is going to be so annoying
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primary them all
These 20 House Democrats just joined Republicans in voting to fully repeal DC's police reform laws.
Wiping off the books critical laws on use of force, transparency, and preventing violent cops from getting rehired.
They think that they should have more say over DC police than the people of DC.
Wiping off the books critical laws on use of force, transparency, and preventing violent cops from getting rehired.
They think that they should have more say over DC police than the people of DC.
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
primary them all
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Nothing like negotiating a union contract will make you realize your employer hates you and wouldn't care if you and your family died
November 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Nothing like negotiating a union contract will make you realize your employer hates you and wouldn't care if you and your family died
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*Lee Corso voice* Not so fast, my friend
November 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
*Lee Corso voice* Not so fast, my friend
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adding further smoke to this dumpster fire of child sex crimes is how the NYT is seemingly incapable of not publishing puff pieces romanticizing Jeffery Epstein 😬
I love how many nyt journalists have fought so hard for 5 days being like "we aren't terminally corrupted by Epstein and the same forces that worked with him! We're real journalists and not executing an agenda! We're not in bed with pedos!" and then the nyt drops this today lol
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
adding further smoke to this dumpster fire of child sex crimes is how the NYT is seemingly incapable of not publishing puff pieces romanticizing Jeffery Epstein 😬
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This is completely disgusting. Today, the CDC updated their vaccine safety page. It now says:
“The claim "vaccines do not cause autism" is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that infant vaccines cause autism”.
“The claim "vaccines do not cause autism" is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that infant vaccines cause autism”.
November 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
This is completely disgusting. Today, the CDC updated their vaccine safety page. It now says:
“The claim "vaccines do not cause autism" is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that infant vaccines cause autism”.
“The claim "vaccines do not cause autism" is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that infant vaccines cause autism”.
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Breaking: The House voted unanimously, 426-0, to strip a provision in the funding bill that allowed senators to sue the government for $500K if their phone data was searched without their knowledge.
The provision was designed for GOP senators to sue over the Jack Smith investigation.
The provision was designed for GOP senators to sue over the Jack Smith investigation.
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Breaking: The House voted unanimously, 426-0, to strip a provision in the funding bill that allowed senators to sue the government for $500K if their phone data was searched without their knowledge.
The provision was designed for GOP senators to sue over the Jack Smith investigation.
The provision was designed for GOP senators to sue over the Jack Smith investigation.
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So lazy that I microwaved something for 33 seconds so I didn’t have to hit another button.
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
So lazy that I microwaved something for 33 seconds so I didn’t have to hit another button.
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seasoned criminals would know to go to ziptielocator dot biz
"Cellphone records showed that two days before the purported attack, her co-conspirator searched online for 'zip ties near me'"
A staffer to a New Jersey congressman allegedly paid an scarification artist $500 to wound her as she staged a scene with zip ties and “Trump Whore” written on her stomach, federal prosecutors say
November 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
seasoned criminals would know to go to ziptielocator dot biz
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The people who make Shein's clothes labor for ten to twelve hours per day (in violation of China's labor laws), some up to seven days a week, and earn as little as 15 to 30 cents per t-shirt.
![Excerpt from a BBC article: ""We usually work, 10, 11 or 12 hours a day," says a 49-year-old woman from Jiangxi unwilling to give her name. "On Sundays we work around three hours less."
She is in an alleyway, where a dozen people are huddled around a row of bulletin boards.
They are reading the job ads on the board, while examining the stitching on a pair of chinos draped over it.
This is Shein's supply chain. The factories are contracted to make clothes on order - some small, some big. If the chinos are a hit, orders will ramp up and so must production. Factories then hire temporary workers to meet the demand their permanent staff cannot fulfil.
The migrant worker from Jiangxi is looking for a short-term contract - and the chinos are an option.
"We earn so little. The cost of living is now so high," she says, adding that she hopes to make enough to send back to her two children who are living with their grandparents.
"We get paid per piece," she explains. "It depends how difficult the item is. Something simple like a t-shirt is one-two yuan [less than a dollar] per piece and I can make around a dozen in an hour.""](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ks3gpa6ftoyaq7hmf6c4qx4c/bafkreiber7g4o5pujmzmjjzsp5dkz7blfexburuwjispfpv6dki7akjb7a@jpeg)
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The people who make Shein's clothes labor for ten to twelve hours per day (in violation of China's labor laws), some up to seven days a week, and earn as little as 15 to 30 cents per t-shirt.
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Everybody is referencing the “Blacks Rule” guy but the real sickos remember the backwards B “for Barack” cheek scratch lady
A staffer to a New Jersey congressman allegedly paid an scarification artist $500 to wound her as she staged a scene with zip ties and “Trump Whore” written on her stomach, federal prosecutors say
Ex-Van Drew staffer staged fake attack, writing 'Trump Whore' across her stomach and alleging men held her down and cut her body - New Jersey Globe
A 26-year-old Ocean City woman who claimed she was brutally assaulted because she worked for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-Ocean City) instead orchestrated the
newjerseyglobe.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Everybody is referencing the “Blacks Rule” guy but the real sickos remember the backwards B “for Barack” cheek scratch lady
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Private equity is one of the great evils of our time, a pure distillation of all the flaws of capitalism
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Private equity is one of the great evils of our time, a pure distillation of all the flaws of capitalism
They’re forcing kids to sit downtown in a railway station, because of toke
they’re forcing kids to read “the caine mutiny,” because of wouk
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
They’re forcing kids to sit downtown in a railway station, because of toke
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private equity buys a company and immediately starts torturing their employees and the money
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
private equity buys a company and immediately starts torturing their employees and the money
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I’m still cracking up
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I’m still cracking up