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Petti Crocker
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Just some awkward goofball. Queer, Celiac, AuDHD/NVLD, Xennial, chonky, karaoke snob, recently rejuvenated brass player/middle-aged band geek, rotisserie chicken connoisseur, multi-dimensional dork. (she/they)
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“A federal agent fired shots through the driver’s side window”.

Sound familiar?

That’s exactly how Renee Nicole Good was killed.

This 23 year old lost his life and ICE’s involvement was covered up for a year.

They’re killing people and hiding the evidence.
Third American death linked to ice uncovered by Newsweek
While the 23-year-old's death was reported in March 2025, it was not made clear that a federal agent fired the fatal shot.
www.newsweek.com
February 20, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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Any chance to repost this classic Busta Rhymes moment
February 19, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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Alysa Liu winning gold in figure skating is a win for alt girls everywhere
February 20, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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Told my daughter I have tickets to see Wuthering Heights tomorrow.

Her: They say you shouldn't watch it if you're emotionally unstable
February 18, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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10 years from now, we are going to find the level of corruption in this administration was far and away beyond our worst nightmares
February 19, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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Children are suffering in a for-profit prison.

Send them home. Abolish ICE. And ban private, for-profit prisons forever.
The Kids Trump Sent to ICE’s Dilley Detention Center
ProPublica went inside the immigrant detention center for families in Dilley, Texas. Children held there told us about the anguish of being ripped from their lives in the United States and the fear of...
www.propublica.org
February 20, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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Meantime, nobody arrested in this country.
King Charles has issued a statement following his brother Andrew’s arrest
February 19, 2026 at 1:20 PM
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they should make an energy drink equivalent of a coffee maker. i want to put my monster energy beans into some hardware and pour it into a mug
February 20, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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call me old fashioned but I bring enough raw hot dogs onto the plane for everyone
February 20, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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I'm not saying that I just sent the link for this to my boss with a suggestion that we incorporate it into all future witness prep, but I'm also not not saying that I just sent the link for this to my boss with a suggestion that we incorporate it into all future witness prep.
Les Wexner's attorney during the House Oversight Committee deposition on Epstein:

"I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words."
February 20, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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Cultural victory moment
A Japanese Twitter user goes to an American Denny's for the first time & finds them much different than their Japanese namesakes, with "pancakes containing as much sugar as we eat in a week."

Their conclusion? "I wish every Denny's in Japan were an American Denny's."
February 19, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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jobs that make money now: gambler, professional lie creator

jobs that don’t make money: healthcare worker, educator
February 20, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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February 20, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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what the fuck was her husband even doing there that he had the time and opportunity to sexually assault two different women? just randomly hanging around the department of labor all day unsupervised?
oregon normally tries to send our best to washington but in the case of lori chavez-deramer, part of the reason she went to washington is because we fired her here
BREAKING NYT:

The husband of Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer has been barred from the department's headquarters after at least two female staff members told officials that he had sexually assaulted them, according to people familiar with the decision and a police report obtained by The Times.
February 20, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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another mark on the whole fascist state checklist
February 20, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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“When Liu, 20, decided to return to skating, she did so with conditions. She’d wear what she wants. Dance to the music she wants. Eat what she wants. Take breaks when she wants…. [Skating] would be the vehicle through which she displayed the real Alysa.”

she did it! her! way!!
Alysa Liu’s Olympic run came with terms. Her choreographer helps her express them
Liu is the best U.S. hope for an Olympic medal in women's figure skating, which would be the country's first in the competition since 2006.
www.nytimes.com
February 20, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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Meanwhile, Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer is under fire for taking her staff to a strip club in Portland and keeping a stash of booze in her office.

It's like this entire administration is a coke-fueled key party.
BREAKING NYT:

The husband of Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer has been barred from the department's headquarters after at least two female staff members told officials that he had sexually assaulted them, according to people familiar with the decision and a police report obtained by The Times.
Labor Secretary’s Husband Barred From the Department After Sexual Assault Reports
www.nytimes.com
February 20, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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Okay then
February 20, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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For everyone mad about mamdani’s “homeless sweeps” he’s not doing the newsom kind of sweep. He’s assigning people to go out and help people find shelter from the freezing temps. It’s being called sweeps so people will get mad, don’t let them muddy the waters.
i googled without reading the articles before i posted and you gave me the hope i could handle it and you were right!

seems like a much better way to deal with things

i hope the folks they are connecting with services get the help they want not what the city wants to force on them!!!
February 20, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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Romance novelists who are loudly anti-AI are also currently 3D printing hundreds of thousands of whistles for ICE resistance, so anyone throwing around terms like Luddite without context can go hang out in the sea.
February 19, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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soup time has commenced
by chance i got all the ingredients for my annual ham bone soup two days ago and my fitness tracker has entered "i am no longer merely asking you to take a rest day" mode, the stars have all aligned
February 20, 2026 at 12:15 AM
n.b.: Brandi's concert in Minneapolis Saturday night is gonna be live streamed on @thecurrent.org and I'm so freaking excited 💜
February 20, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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when rfk jr. says parents should round up the kids for a heathy activity, he means spray them down with roundup
“Roll up the windows, park in a sunny spot, and let the sun do its magic—in a couple hours, your baby will have all the toxins flushed from its system,” Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’
WASHINGTON—In a new claim challenging traditional pediatric norms regarding infant safety, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced Tuesday that being left in a hot car coul...
theonion.com
February 20, 2026 at 12:10 AM
pick a lucky penny up
and I'll marry you for your money, love
What a way to spend Valentine’s Day in New York! #madisonsquaregarden #sarabareilles #brandicarlile #violin #fyp 🎥: @YvonneM
TikTok video by Chauntee Ross
www.tiktok.com
February 20, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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This is the agency that is charged by law with preventing sexual assault in the workplace
Labor Secretary’s Husband Barred From the Department After Sexual Assault Reports
Labor Secretary’s Husband Barred From the Department After Sexual Assault Reports
www.nytimes.com
February 19, 2026 at 10:18 PM