Petti Crocker
@aquarianairhead.bsky.social
Just some awkward goofball. Queer, Celiac, AuDHD/NVLD, Xennial, chonky, karaoke snob, recently rejuvenated brass player/middle-aged band geek, rotisserie chicken connoisseur, multi-dimensional dork. (she/they)
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a man laying on a bed with his eyes closed and the words yes it is my birthday
Alt: Eddie Murphy saying "Yes, it is my birthday!"
media.tenor.com
So it is! 🥳
If you'd like to help me celebrate and/or buy me a margarita at my birthday dinner later tonight, my V'mo is petticrocker! 🍹
If you'd like to help me celebrate and/or buy me a margarita at my birthday dinner later tonight, my V'mo is petticrocker! 🍹
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Did you know that strawberries are not berries, and are actually mammals?
February 16, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Did you know that strawberries are not berries, and are actually mammals?
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*pulls out a Jimmy Johns customer loyalty card (with 3 punches out of 10 for a free sandwich) from behind your ear
“Is this your card?”
“Is this your card?”
February 16, 2026 at 2:44 PM
*pulls out a Jimmy Johns customer loyalty card (with 3 punches out of 10 for a free sandwich) from behind your ear
“Is this your card?”
“Is this your card?”
This a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.
February 17, 2026 at 4:08 AM
This a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.
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when Richard Gere gets up in the morning he likes to say "the gigolo is up" and have a little chuckle to himself
February 17, 2026 at 12:18 AM
when Richard Gere gets up in the morning he likes to say "the gigolo is up" and have a little chuckle to himself
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I assume anyone crying has just been keeping up with current events.
February 17, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I assume anyone crying has just been keeping up with current events.
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THIS MAN CREATED ICE
February 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
THIS MAN CREATED ICE
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i should start doing engagement bait prompts so people have to ask other people and not me what happened instead of asking me every single fucking time i comment anywhere
February 17, 2026 at 12:25 AM
i should start doing engagement bait prompts so people have to ask other people and not me what happened instead of asking me every single fucking time i comment anywhere
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This is 100% correct
February 17, 2026 at 12:29 AM
This is 100% correct
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You know it's bad when Anderson Cooper, a Vanderbilt, feels stifled by the powers over him.
Scoop: Anderson Cooper had grown increasingly uneasy with the direction of CBS News under Bari Weiss, contributing to his decision to exit "60 Minutes."
Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/anderson-c...
Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/anderson-c...
Cooper’s Final Minutes
While Anderson Cooper cited the desire to spend more time with family as he announced his exit from “60 Minutes,” Status has learned that deeper issues at the Bari Weiss-led network played a role in h...
www.status.news
February 17, 2026 at 12:36 AM
You know it's bad when Anderson Cooper, a Vanderbilt, feels stifled by the powers over him.
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Nothing that can help regular people is possible. Everything that can hurt regular people is easy to do. This is basically how most politicians act right now.
February 17, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Nothing that can help regular people is possible. Everything that can hurt regular people is easy to do. This is basically how most politicians act right now.
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Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you?
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
February 17, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you?
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
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joyce is going after elon again
February 17, 2026 at 1:22 AM
joyce is going after elon again
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its really fucked up that garfield repeatedly tries to send nermal to abu dhabi given that in the UAE he would likely be tried and imprisoned for his homosexuality
February 17, 2026 at 1:25 AM
its really fucked up that garfield repeatedly tries to send nermal to abu dhabi given that in the UAE he would likely be tried and imprisoned for his homosexuality
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“the democrats are the most pro-trans party in the world” okay and they are still massively transphobic???? is this supposed to make me feel better
February 17, 2026 at 12:13 AM
“the democrats are the most pro-trans party in the world” okay and they are still massively transphobic???? is this supposed to make me feel better
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ICE killed a teacher in Georgia today when they chose to chase a man who posed no danger and had no criminal history.
Savannah teacher killed in crash by man fleeing from ICE
According to the Chatham County Police Department, Monday morning’s fatal crash was the result of a chase between Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and a suspect.
www.wtoc.com
February 17, 2026 at 12:28 AM
ICE killed a teacher in Georgia today when they chose to chase a man who posed no danger and had no criminal history.
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"It really has to sting for Bari. The person she wanted for the Evening News anchor chair is choosing to leave CBS altogether because of her," one CBS News staffer told me tonight. "This is 'fuck you' to Bari."
Anderson Cooper has decided to nope out of '60 Minutes' and will not return next season, according to Breaker's Lachlan Cartwright.
www.breakermedia.com/p/scoop-ande...
www.breakermedia.com/p/scoop-ande...
🔎 SCOOP: Anderson Cooper To Depart 60 Minutes
Legendary Newsman Will Focus on CNN And Family
www.breakermedia.com
February 17, 2026 at 12:35 AM
"It really has to sting for Bari. The person she wanted for the Evening News anchor chair is choosing to leave CBS altogether because of her," one CBS News staffer told me tonight. "This is 'fuck you' to Bari."
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BRO, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!
February 17, 2026 at 12:41 AM
BRO, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!
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I do sympathize with people trying to teach history and current events in high schools who are instructed to do it in nonpartisan ways because mother fucker, how do u do that with trump, it will only be possible with the passage of time
February 17, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I do sympathize with people trying to teach history and current events in high schools who are instructed to do it in nonpartisan ways because mother fucker, how do u do that with trump, it will only be possible with the passage of time
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
February 16, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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I like to think he’s a slightly more social Bill Watterson, like a Bill Watterson who might be willing to do a Cameo but a reasonably priced one
February 17, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I like to think he’s a slightly more social Bill Watterson, like a Bill Watterson who might be willing to do a Cameo but a reasonably priced one
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Foxtrot guy is the anti-Dilbert. He comes on here once a day to post a little cartoon he drew on a napkin, I have no idea about his personal life, his comic is generally funny and enjoyable,
February 17, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Foxtrot guy is the anti-Dilbert. He comes on here once a day to post a little cartoon he drew on a napkin, I have no idea about his personal life, his comic is generally funny and enjoyable,
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me (writing an essay about a breakfast sandwich): man the dutch really do not get enough smoke for how fucking brutal they were as an empire. god damn they sucked they were terrible
February 17, 2026 at 12:42 AM
me (writing an essay about a breakfast sandwich): man the dutch really do not get enough smoke for how fucking brutal they were as an empire. god damn they sucked they were terrible
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I’ve watched a very smart child try to encode what chaptgpt thinks is “human” so that her class assignments don’t get flagged for plagiarism.
I’ve heard expert professionals admit to self-editing so they don’t “sound” like an llm.
This is the kind of cultural flattening that accelerates fascism.
I’ve heard expert professionals admit to self-editing so they don’t “sound” like an llm.
This is the kind of cultural flattening that accelerates fascism.
“As some universities and journals adopt AI-text detectors, they risk creating a feedback loop that constrains how authors express themselves. I have seen colleagues intentionally simplify their grammar or break down complex rhetorical structures to avoid arousing algorithmic suspicion.”
Why artificial intelligence detectors could penalize academic writing - Nature Human Behaviour
Writing produced using artificial intelligence is becoming more common in academia, which has prompted institutions to look for ways to detect it. Bo Hu warns that an overreliance on fixed linguistic ...
www.nature.com
February 16, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I’ve watched a very smart child try to encode what chaptgpt thinks is “human” so that her class assignments don’t get flagged for plagiarism.
I’ve heard expert professionals admit to self-editing so they don’t “sound” like an llm.
This is the kind of cultural flattening that accelerates fascism.
I’ve heard expert professionals admit to self-editing so they don’t “sound” like an llm.
This is the kind of cultural flattening that accelerates fascism.
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no one is free until we’re all free*
*some exceptions apply
*some exceptions apply
Is right now a good time for the democrats in Congress to be very public about fighting for trans rights? And I’m not sure what slur you’re accusing me of using, but if I’ve said something wrong please do let me know.
February 16, 2026 at 3:51 PM
no one is free until we’re all free*
*some exceptions apply
*some exceptions apply