Petti Crocker
@aquarianairhead.bsky.social
Just some awkward goofball. Queer, Celiac, AuDHD/NVLD, Xennial, chonky, karaoke snob, recently rejuvenated brass player/middle-aged band geek, rotisserie chicken connoisseur, multi-dimensional dork. (she/they)
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a man laying on a bed with his eyes closed and the words yes it is my birthday
Alt: Eddie Murphy saying "Yes, it is my birthday!"
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So it is! 🥳
If you'd like to help me celebrate and/or buy me a margarita at my birthday dinner later tonight, my V'mo is petticrocker! 🍹
If you'd like to help me celebrate and/or buy me a margarita at my birthday dinner later tonight, my V'mo is petticrocker! 🍹
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My 79-year-old aunt is texting me after midnight to wish me a happy birthday. She's just the best.
February 15, 2026 at 7:07 AM
My 79-year-old aunt is texting me after midnight to wish me a happy birthday. She's just the best.
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It’s important to look as dumb as possible so people won’t ask you shit
February 14, 2026 at 1:49 PM
It’s important to look as dumb as possible so people won’t ask you shit
So it is! 🥳
If you'd like to help me celebrate and/or buy me a margarita at my birthday dinner later tonight, my V'mo is petticrocker! 🍹
If you'd like to help me celebrate and/or buy me a margarita at my birthday dinner later tonight, my V'mo is petticrocker! 🍹
a man laying on a bed with his eyes closed and the words yes it is my birthday
Alt: Eddie Murphy saying "Yes, it is my birthday!"
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2026 at 6:48 AM
So it is! 🥳
If you'd like to help me celebrate and/or buy me a margarita at my birthday dinner later tonight, my V'mo is petticrocker! 🍹
If you'd like to help me celebrate and/or buy me a margarita at my birthday dinner later tonight, my V'mo is petticrocker! 🍹
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I'm not scared I'll end up in an asylum after a breakdown. I'm scared someone will record it on their phone and I'll end up on a GIF.
October 13, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I'm not scared I'll end up in an asylum after a breakdown. I'm scared someone will record it on their phone and I'll end up on a GIF.
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Wuna Tuna’s profile picture
February 7, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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Do I have to?? I'm tired. 😩
February 15, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Do I have to?? I'm tired. 😩
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i can’t stop laughing
February 15, 2026 at 12:05 AM
i can’t stop laughing
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This is called Perfidy, it is an international war crime
anyone with decent training knows why you do not do this. because it puts the innocent civilians who do need aid or are offering it in harm's way because of distrust
anyone with decent training knows why you do not do this. because it puts the innocent civilians who do need aid or are offering it in harm's way because of distrust
February 15, 2026 at 1:09 AM
This is called Perfidy, it is an international war crime
anyone with decent training knows why you do not do this. because it puts the innocent civilians who do need aid or are offering it in harm's way because of distrust
anyone with decent training knows why you do not do this. because it puts the innocent civilians who do need aid or are offering it in harm's way because of distrust
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CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 14, 2026 at 4:25 PM
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
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This is the irony of white supremacists declaring a war on immigrants to ”protect America from turning into the third world”. They are doing everything reminiscent of third world despots. Nepotism. Favoritism. Stirring ethnic conflicts. The economy designed to service the elite with servants.
February 14, 2026 at 8:59 PM
This is the irony of white supremacists declaring a war on immigrants to ”protect America from turning into the third world”. They are doing everything reminiscent of third world despots. Nepotism. Favoritism. Stirring ethnic conflicts. The economy designed to service the elite with servants.
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Some people are calling it the flag of Woke 2
February 14, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Some people are calling it the flag of Woke 2
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least surprising thing ever: llms are NOT ANALYTICS TOOLS.
“it explained everything so confidently, nobody questioned it”
literally “so confident” is a red flag.
“it explained everything so confidently, nobody questioned it”
literally “so confident” is a red flag.
Another example of why I feel no shame in my "I know AI but I won't cheerlead it" position:
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February 14, 2026 at 11:56 PM
least surprising thing ever: llms are NOT ANALYTICS TOOLS.
“it explained everything so confidently, nobody questioned it”
literally “so confident” is a red flag.
“it explained everything so confidently, nobody questioned it”
literally “so confident” is a red flag.
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you know I love love
February 14, 2026 at 9:56 PM
you know I love love
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Now this is a movie plot!!! Someone understands grad school.
February 14, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Now this is a movie plot!!! Someone understands grad school.
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roses are red
voilets are blue
daffodils are yellow
daisies are white
never interrupt when i am saying the colors of flowers margaret
peonies are pink
voilets are blue
daffodils are yellow
daisies are white
never interrupt when i am saying the colors of flowers margaret
peonies are pink
February 14, 2026 at 11:45 PM
roses are red
voilets are blue
daffodils are yellow
daisies are white
never interrupt when i am saying the colors of flowers margaret
peonies are pink
voilets are blue
daffodils are yellow
daisies are white
never interrupt when i am saying the colors of flowers margaret
peonies are pink
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I just trash picked a huge pile of photos from the State Department so you all get Madeline Albright in a cowboy hat
February 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I just trash picked a huge pile of photos from the State Department so you all get Madeline Albright in a cowboy hat
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People will be like “LLMs are so smart!”
Ok then explain this shit where it tried to tell me Jabba the Hutt’s dad tried to sue Leia for damages in court in cloud city
This never happened!
I just wanted a wookiepedia page on Zorba, and instead google did this
Ok then explain this shit where it tried to tell me Jabba the Hutt’s dad tried to sue Leia for damages in court in cloud city
This never happened!
I just wanted a wookiepedia page on Zorba, and instead google did this
February 14, 2026 at 11:55 PM
People will be like “LLMs are so smart!”
Ok then explain this shit where it tried to tell me Jabba the Hutt’s dad tried to sue Leia for damages in court in cloud city
This never happened!
I just wanted a wookiepedia page on Zorba, and instead google did this
Ok then explain this shit where it tried to tell me Jabba the Hutt’s dad tried to sue Leia for damages in court in cloud city
This never happened!
I just wanted a wookiepedia page on Zorba, and instead google did this
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Happy Valentines Day to all, but especially to this incredible thread of bonkers 1950s V Day cards.
Hello and welcome to crazy Valentine's Day cards from the 1950s.
A thread
A thread
February 14, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Happy Valentines Day to all, but especially to this incredible thread of bonkers 1950s V Day cards.
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From the award-winning developer of "Seduced by the Busty Elf" and "Ravished by the Burly Orc" comes a brand new title, "Made To Question Your Long-Held Assumptions About What Constitutes Sex by Some Kind of Fucking Goblin".
February 14, 2026 at 5:18 PM
From the award-winning developer of "Seduced by the Busty Elf" and "Ravished by the Burly Orc" comes a brand new title, "Made To Question Your Long-Held Assumptions About What Constitutes Sex by Some Kind of Fucking Goblin".
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It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
February 14, 2026 at 9:53 AM
It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this