Petti Crocker
@aquarianairhead.bsky.social
Just some awkward goofball. Queer, Celiac, AuDHD/NVLD, Xennial, chonky, karaoke snob, recently rejuvenated brass player/middle-aged band geek, rotisserie chicken connoisseur, multi-dimensional dork. (she/they)
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a man laying on a bed with his eyes closed and the words yes it is my birthday
Alt: Eddie Murphy saying "Yes, it is my birthday!"
media.tenor.com
So it is! 🥳
If you'd like to help me celebrate and/or buy me a margarita at my birthday dinner later tonight, my V'mo is petticrocker! 🍹
If you'd like to help me celebrate and/or buy me a margarita at my birthday dinner later tonight, my V'mo is petticrocker! 🍹
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Twitter is a Nazi bar and has been for years.
"Hey I logged into Stormfront and check out what they're saying, look at these screenshots from Stormfront. You would not believe what the zeitgeist is right now, on Stormfront" ass posts
"Hey I logged into Stormfront and check out what they're saying, look at these screenshots from Stormfront. You would not believe what the zeitgeist is right now, on Stormfront" ass posts
September 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Twitter is a Nazi bar and has been for years.
"Hey I logged into Stormfront and check out what they're saying, look at these screenshots from Stormfront. You would not believe what the zeitgeist is right now, on Stormfront" ass posts
"Hey I logged into Stormfront and check out what they're saying, look at these screenshots from Stormfront. You would not believe what the zeitgeist is right now, on Stormfront" ass posts
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Doing art badly is good and sacred
February 6, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Doing art badly is good and sacred
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😭 Lil Cat
This is Lil Cat.
She’s in Mendocino. A little shy. VERY sweet. 8 years old. And was well loved.
Can anyone give her a soft spot to land?
That face!
If not, can you share?
www.mendocinohumane.org#sl_embed&pag...
She’s in Mendocino. A little shy. VERY sweet. 8 years old. And was well loved.
Can anyone give her a soft spot to land?
That face!
If not, can you share?
www.mendocinohumane.org#sl_embed&pag...
February 16, 2026 at 8:02 AM
😭 Lil Cat
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Not every norse/celtic tattoo is intentionally a dogwhistle but the potential is strong
So to cover a LITERAL Nazi tattoo with a POTENTIAL one is just... COME THE FUCK ON
And here's the thing, now it is too late, we had so much time to replace him or back someone else but
*screams*
So to cover a LITERAL Nazi tattoo with a POTENTIAL one is just... COME THE FUCK ON
And here's the thing, now it is too late, we had so much time to replace him or back someone else but
*screams*
February 16, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Not every norse/celtic tattoo is intentionally a dogwhistle but the potential is strong
So to cover a LITERAL Nazi tattoo with a POTENTIAL one is just... COME THE FUCK ON
And here's the thing, now it is too late, we had so much time to replace him or back someone else but
*screams*
So to cover a LITERAL Nazi tattoo with a POTENTIAL one is just... COME THE FUCK ON
And here's the thing, now it is too late, we had so much time to replace him or back someone else but
*screams*
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Learning that Platner covered his Nazi tattoo with some “norse-celtic” bullshit is not convincing me that he was ever getting any tattoos “accidentally”
February 15, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Learning that Platner covered his Nazi tattoo with some “norse-celtic” bullshit is not convincing me that he was ever getting any tattoos “accidentally”
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Ghislaine Maxwell, a convicted child sex trafficker, gets gardening time, sports, therapy dogs, and spa products in prison.
Migrant children in custody are sleeping on concrete floors without enough food or clean water.
Our priorities are so fucked.
Migrant children in custody are sleeping on concrete floors without enough food or clean water.
Our priorities are so fucked.
February 16, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Ghislaine Maxwell, a convicted child sex trafficker, gets gardening time, sports, therapy dogs, and spa products in prison.
Migrant children in custody are sleeping on concrete floors without enough food or clean water.
Our priorities are so fucked.
Migrant children in custody are sleeping on concrete floors without enough food or clean water.
Our priorities are so fucked.
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mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again
February 16, 2026 at 7:37 AM
mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again
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starting a dating site where singles can meet others who also want to dismantle the system of police brutality and the targeted disappearing and killing of immigrants and their allies. it’s going to be called ICEbreakers
February 16, 2026 at 7:55 AM
starting a dating site where singles can meet others who also want to dismantle the system of police brutality and the targeted disappearing and killing of immigrants and their allies. it’s going to be called ICEbreakers
Can't sleep. Came upstairs in my housecoat to eat cold leftover shrimp fajita innards because I couldn't stop thinking about them. I hope this will let me pass back out until morning.
February 16, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Can't sleep. Came upstairs in my housecoat to eat cold leftover shrimp fajita innards because I couldn't stop thinking about them. I hope this will let me pass back out until morning.
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There should be two of every Olympic sport: one where you throw someone and one where you don’t.
I prefer pairs figure skating so much more to ice dancing. Throw your partner or gtfo
February 16, 2026 at 5:22 AM
There should be two of every Olympic sport: one where you throw someone and one where you don’t.
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My local bookshop understands their audience.
January 22, 2026 at 4:13 PM
My local bookshop understands their audience.
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can we PLEASE stop rehabbing rapists and pedophiles??
can men with fucking platforms just. stop making fucking excuses for these people
can men with fucking platforms just. stop making fucking excuses for these people
February 16, 2026 at 2:31 AM
can we PLEASE stop rehabbing rapists and pedophiles??
can men with fucking platforms just. stop making fucking excuses for these people
can men with fucking platforms just. stop making fucking excuses for these people
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“She’s not from here.”
February 15, 2026 at 11:55 PM
“She’s not from here.”
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Bluesky was literally meant to be a cryptobro social network for grifters, LinkedIn sludge, and libertarians who know way too much about age of consent laws.
Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
Can you think of examples where people use technologies differently from what the developers intended, whether unintentionally or as an act of resistance?
February 15, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Bluesky was literally meant to be a cryptobro social network for grifters, LinkedIn sludge, and libertarians who know way too much about age of consent laws.
Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
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you expect me to stand up for myself when I can't even choose the mean dialog options in video games
November 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
you expect me to stand up for myself when I can't even choose the mean dialog options in video games
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This is how you get the way of kings
February 16, 2026 at 1:09 AM
This is how you get the way of kings
Okay, that was fun. They also brought out the bigass sombrero.
February 16, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Okay, that was fun. They also brought out the bigass sombrero.
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Tired: Epstein files
Wired: Epstein trials
Wired: Epstein trials
February 15, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Tired: Epstein files
Wired: Epstein trials
Wired: Epstein trials
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Fiona Apple as a chef:
Fetch the pork cutlets
Fetch the pork cutlets
February 15, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Fiona Apple as a chef:
Fetch the pork cutlets
Fetch the pork cutlets
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This is a correct and historically well-informed take by AOC. It's so much better than the Democratic Party messaging which tries to talk about Republicans' authoritarian moves while completely ignoring the worsening material conditions that make right-populist movements popular.
AOC on why Trump returned to office: "when you have economic stagnation, for the working class that, especially in an environment where GDP is growing, that is the stuff of populist movement. The choice is what direction those populist movements can go."
February 15, 2026 at 11:31 PM
This is a correct and historically well-informed take by AOC. It's so much better than the Democratic Party messaging which tries to talk about Republicans' authoritarian moves while completely ignoring the worsening material conditions that make right-populist movements popular.
Cake! We'll dig into this after we get back from dinner.
February 15, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Cake! We'll dig into this after we get back from dinner.
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Would somebody please just pull Mitch’s plug for morale
February 15, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Would somebody please just pull Mitch’s plug for morale
My stepmom called to wish me a happy birthday & let me know she can't make it to dinner tonight. She's having knee trouble that may or may not be related to a blood clot. Kinda bummed, and worried about her health since she's been having a lot of issues lately, but I appreciate her letting me know.
February 15, 2026 at 9:37 PM
My stepmom called to wish me a happy birthday & let me know she can't make it to dinner tonight. She's having knee trouble that may or may not be related to a blood clot. Kinda bummed, and worried about her health since she's been having a lot of issues lately, but I appreciate her letting me know.
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I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”
February 15, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”
My two favorite lady singers on stage together last night. This song is so pretty. 💗💗💗
Brandi Carlile & Sara Bareilles, “Salt Then Sour Then Sweet”, @MSG NYC, 02-14-26
YouTube video by Stephanie Hicks Homon
youtu.be
February 15, 2026 at 8:16 PM
My two favorite lady singers on stage together last night. This song is so pretty. 💗💗💗