jbexte
@jbexte.bsky.social
writer and artist. debut novel, “Being Human, Then Decaying”, available on deathlesspublishing.com
see all my stuff here: https://linktr.ee/jbexte
see all my stuff here: https://linktr.ee/jbexte
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jbexte
@jbexte.bsky.social
· Jan 5
i suppose i should probably post actual details of my book so i can pin them. that’s probably what someone who has their stuff together would do, right?
birds following me on my walk to the grocery store today. i am being surveilled and there’s nothing i can do to stop it
November 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
birds following me on my walk to the grocery store today. i am being surveilled and there’s nothing i can do to stop it
sometimes i sit on my hand and let it go numb so that it feels like someone else is picking up my beer
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
sometimes i sit on my hand and let it go numb so that it feels like someone else is picking up my beer
telling people i’m homeless because my house doesn’t feel like a home :-/
November 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
telling people i’m homeless because my house doesn’t feel like a home :-/
guy who’s into older ladies and wants AOC to be president so the stresses of the job age her quicker
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
guy who’s into older ladies and wants AOC to be president so the stresses of the job age her quicker
getting my flu vaccine. saw a box of microchips in the trash. asked the lady about it and she said they’re expired, apparently they haven’t used them since trump took office. wow.
November 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
getting my flu vaccine. saw a box of microchips in the trash. asked the lady about it and she said they’re expired, apparently they haven’t used them since trump took office. wow.
if you’re a guy and you’re over 6’2 you should be friends with as many trans women as possible to make them feeling less dysphoric about their height. same thing with guys under 5’5, ya’ll should hang out with trans men
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
if you’re a guy and you’re over 6’2 you should be friends with as many trans women as possible to make them feeling less dysphoric about their height. same thing with guys under 5’5, ya’ll should hang out with trans men
look man idek who carl is! when i said marxism wasn’t fit for the modern era i was talking about groucho!
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
look man idek who carl is! when i said marxism wasn’t fit for the modern era i was talking about groucho!
okay new idea for storytelling: we introduce the teen pregnant pause. it’s like a pregnant pause in that it’s very serious, but it’s more somber and frankly a bummer
November 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
okay new idea for storytelling: we introduce the teen pregnant pause. it’s like a pregnant pause in that it’s very serious, but it’s more somber and frankly a bummer
stayed up too late last night because i imagined someone naming their dog “penis” and kept laughing. fricking tired now!
November 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
stayed up too late last night because i imagined someone naming their dog “penis” and kept laughing. fricking tired now!
why do asian people always complain about having a tiger mom it would be so cool to have a tiger as a mom
November 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
why do asian people always complain about having a tiger mom it would be so cool to have a tiger as a mom
*stuffing mao zedong in a locker* well i think women hold up at least 3/4 of the sky!
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
*stuffing mao zedong in a locker* well i think women hold up at least 3/4 of the sky!
go look up “dog in propeller hat” on google. thank me later
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 AM
go look up “dog in propeller hat” on google. thank me later
wait you can just get a military discount by wearing a camo jacket??
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
wait you can just get a military discount by wearing a camo jacket??
apparently in britain they pay with squids
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
apparently in britain they pay with squids
i’m sorry you’re telling me this ice cream was made by benjamin netanyahu and jerry seinfeld??
November 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
i’m sorry you’re telling me this ice cream was made by benjamin netanyahu and jerry seinfeld??
they wage wars…so that we don’t fight wage wars…..taking kids out of class to fight wars…distracting us from the class wars….
…i have a mind for slam poetry but was born too late, what a shame
…i have a mind for slam poetry but was born too late, what a shame
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
they wage wars…so that we don’t fight wage wars…..taking kids out of class to fight wars…distracting us from the class wars….
…i have a mind for slam poetry but was born too late, what a shame
…i have a mind for slam poetry but was born too late, what a shame
happy veteran’s day to all gamers! here’s a flag i mocked up in 2019. the green represents xbox, the red nintendo, and the blue playstation. the torch is in rememberance of the lives lost in the Console Wars. the flag code does state it needs to be flown with the mtn dew flag
November 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
happy veteran’s day to all gamers! here’s a flag i mocked up in 2019. the green represents xbox, the red nintendo, and the blue playstation. the torch is in rememberance of the lives lost in the Console Wars. the flag code does state it needs to be flown with the mtn dew flag
happy veteran’s day to all who served under Master Chief in the Console Wars. i fly this flag for you gamers!
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
happy veteran’s day to all who served under Master Chief in the Console Wars. i fly this flag for you gamers!
maybe the real treasure was the miscellaneous uncs shooting poison along the way
November 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
maybe the real treasure was the miscellaneous uncs shooting poison along the way
i’m goated i’m goated im goated im goated im goated
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
i’m goated i’m goated im goated im goated im goated
i’ve gotten this exact notification 5 times today and i don’t know how to tell facebook that i don’t want to pay $500 for daddy’s home
November 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
i’ve gotten this exact notification 5 times today and i don’t know how to tell facebook that i don’t want to pay $500 for daddy’s home
british guy: hey that’s alright mate we just got off on the wrong meter
November 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
british guy: hey that’s alright mate we just got off on the wrong meter
one thing they don’t tell you is that buttering your spam is 🔥🔥🔥
November 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
one thing they don’t tell you is that buttering your spam is 🔥🔥🔥
cracking open a cold one after a long day of telling women to smile more. i love making a difference and i love spreading joy. smiles are contagious so let’s keep seeing those pearly whites ladies!
November 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
cracking open a cold one after a long day of telling women to smile more. i love making a difference and i love spreading joy. smiles are contagious so let’s keep seeing those pearly whites ladies!
did anyone notice that peter and stewie in the show family guy have the same name? married?
November 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
did anyone notice that peter and stewie in the show family guy have the same name? married?