Alex Cortez
alexstar.bsky.social
Alex Cortez
@alexstar.bsky.social
thinker, futurist
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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It’s pretty funny that this is almost the exact same amount of money Netflix paid for Warner Bros and HBO and CNN, all that for this
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Do you know what's funny?
RFK Jr is one of the few people in the MAHA movement who had a legit need for Ivermectin.
In lieu of affordable universal health insurance, Texans will now be given better access to de-worming medication.
December 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
entering 2026 with that right-clicker mindset
December 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
December 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Type of day in SF where you can pass someone wearing a ski jacket and someone wearing flip flops and a tank top and THEYRE BOTH RIGHT
December 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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everyone says 'bulterian jihad' but no one says 'forge the treaty of mars to create the adeptus mechanicus',
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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These people are becoming massively rich off destroying society with algorithms that isolate and radicalize everyone against each other.
Literally everyone is worse off because of it

it is only getting worse and they do not care because they all have bunkers.
The problem is not the tech. The problem is the people in charge of the tech (Altman, Musk, Zuck, Thiel, Sacks, etc) are all sociopaths.
New from 404 Media: ChatGPT told a violent stalker to continue running his misogynistic and threat-filled podcast despite the “haters,” and to visit more gyms to find women. The man stalked women in multiple states, including touching and following from work

www.404media.co/chatgpt-spot...
December 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Napoleon is master of Europe.
Only the British fleet stands before him.
Oceans are now battlefields, Charlie Brown.
We all float down here, Charlie Brown
Second prize is a set of steak knives, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Meta halted internal research that purportedly showed (young) people who stopped using Facebook became less depressed and anxious, according to an unredacted legal filing released on Friday. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/m...
Meta halted internal research suggesting social media harm, court filing alleges
Meta is alleged to have halted internal research suggesting social media harm, according to court documents.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
You know you're getting to be an old guy when you start to seriously consider buying a procession of old guy hats
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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In an era filled with tech dipshits who never developed emotionally past the age of 13 & use their wealth to become odious monsters ...

... listen to Steve Wozniak.
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Enough craft cocktails, it's time for a 90s mixed drink revival. Bring me your Mind Erasers, your B-52s, your surfers on acid yearning to be drunk freely and without shame
November 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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To a petard: Who hoisted you?
November 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.

Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Imagine organizing your whole life around a movie whose central point you missed.
Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino "also revered Starship Troopers, Robert Heinlein's 1959 military sci-fi classic about an interstellar war between humans and alien bugs - a book his sister says he still reads to this day."
An endless amount of deranged details in this interview with Greg Bovino's sister, but most notably that his uncle produced the Jack Nicholson movie The Border and the depiction of the agent as corrupt radicalized him as a 12-yr-old.

"Since then, he was like, 'Dude, I want to do Border Patrol.'"
November 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Capitalism is incredible. Sorry, former teacher, your retirement fund is gone because 5 guys who've collectively never worked a full hour told the banks to put all the money in the country into virtual girlfriend futures
WSJ: “.. If the AI market blows up, the blast radius would be wide, hitting not only Wall Street firms, but also pensions, mutual and exchange-traded funds and individual investors, because of how debt is often sliced and resold across the financial landscape.”

@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/finance/inve...
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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They keep putting the Raiders on TV at nighttime and the so-called government does nothing about it.
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Terrible day to be literate
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The first candidate for Nuremberg 2029 has raised his hand

www.npr.org/2025/11/17/g...
Justice Department official told prosecutors that U.S. should 'just sink' drug boats
NPR interviews with current and former officials reveal more of the backstory around the military's strikes in the Caribbean.
www.npr.org
November 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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She might look normal, but it’s 1:30 in the morning and she’s five pages deep in a dirty joke newsletter Jeffrey Epstein received in his inbox
November 15, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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you: it probably is not actually true that donald trump blew bill clinton
me: it depends on what your definition of is is
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM