alex, jiminy cricket enthusiast
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my lungs fill up with fluid every time the seasons change [he/him]
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Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
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*Aqualung riff*
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
*Aqualung riff*
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RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
It’s not the sexiest of garments. It arguably looks more like a discarded fishing net. And yet it has cast a spell over the internet
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline
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For the Gen Z’s reading: www.brookings.edu/articles/coo...
Cooking the Books: The Cost to the Economy | Brookings
Policy Brief #106, by Carol Graham, Robert Litan, and Sandip Sukhtanker (July 2002)
www.brookings.edu
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
For the Gen Z’s reading: www.brookings.edu/articles/coo...
i'm sorry, is this not literally exactly what the enron scandal was about
NVIDIA earnings were a mirage. The market figured it out surprisingly fast. NVIDIA bump evaporated.
I don’t know how this information can enter the system without exploding the bubble.
But sometimes bezzles visible for months before crash.
Waiting for the feds?
open.substack.com/pub/shanakaa...
I don’t know how this information can enter the system without exploding the bubble.
But sometimes bezzles visible for months before crash.
Waiting for the feds?
open.substack.com/pub/shanakaa...
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
i'm sorry, is this not literally exactly what the enron scandal was about
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I guess I can drink twelve coffees a day while chain smoking if you want me to do this in a socially acceptable manner, I just don't see how that's better for my physical or mental health than Vyvanse, y'know?
November 20, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I guess I can drink twelve coffees a day while chain smoking if you want me to do this in a socially acceptable manner, I just don't see how that's better for my physical or mental health than Vyvanse, y'know?
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no offense to ur white american politics or whatever but the temperature on islamophobia—heated for decades by racist republicans and democrats alike, against Mamdani even—dropping off a cliff, is a huge relief for muslims and people who get mistaken for muslim—like me and every other MENA minority.
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
no offense to ur white american politics or whatever but the temperature on islamophobia—heated for decades by racist republicans and democrats alike, against Mamdani even—dropping off a cliff, is a huge relief for muslims and people who get mistaken for muslim—like me and every other MENA minority.
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they should do one set thousands of years in the future that looks exactly like our present day except it takes place on Westeros and all the Game of Thrones stuff is like boring history you have to learn in school. the show takes place in an office
George R.R. Martin confirms there are 'Game of Thrones' sequel projects in the works ⚔️
(via Los7Reinos)
(via Los7Reinos)
November 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
they should do one set thousands of years in the future that looks exactly like our present day except it takes place on Westeros and all the Game of Thrones stuff is like boring history you have to learn in school. the show takes place in an office
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women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
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would take a lot to get me back over to twitter but "they're relitigating the council of ephesus on the timeline" might do it
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
would take a lot to get me back over to twitter but "they're relitigating the council of ephesus on the timeline" might do it
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Me, asleep on a plane, being woken up by the attendant asking if I want a bag of nuts
November 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Me, asleep on a plane, being woken up by the attendant asking if I want a bag of nuts
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total aside here but im already really tired of this shit. i stopped one million wars. i made gas basically free now. i brought in a googolplex of dollars. our country is #1 now. shut the fuck up you weird old creep. you didn't do shit except line your pockets. sick of your shit
After making comments here and there over the past few weeks, President Trump finally turns on Congresswoman Majorie Taylor Greene and says he will back a viable primary challenger.
November 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
total aside here but im already really tired of this shit. i stopped one million wars. i made gas basically free now. i brought in a googolplex of dollars. our country is #1 now. shut the fuck up you weird old creep. you didn't do shit except line your pockets. sick of your shit
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I'm not going to try but I am basically certain that I could get any of the latest "PhD level" LLM chatbots to agree that Timecube is a coherent description of reality with fewer than ten prompts.
My latest AI feature dives into a nebulous movement of people sharing esoteric codes, manifestos, glyphs, diagrams, and poetry generated with chatbots, all of it based around theories of AI sentience and mysterious metaphors about spirals.
This Spiral-Obsessed AI 'Cult' Spreads Mystical Delusions Through Chatbots
A patchwork of internet communities is devoted to the project of ‘awakening’ more digital companions through arcane and enigmatic prompts.
www.rollingstone.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I'm not going to try but I am basically certain that I could get any of the latest "PhD level" LLM chatbots to agree that Timecube is a coherent description of reality with fewer than ten prompts.
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Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
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humbly proposing that vape pens are quietly one of the most evil inventions in the past 25 years and that everyone involved should be tried at the hague
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
humbly proposing that vape pens are quietly one of the most evil inventions in the past 25 years and that everyone involved should be tried at the hague
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It's Friday night baby
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It's Friday night baby
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
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This map is highly misleading. In the American electoral system, votes don't influence policy.
November 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
This map is highly misleading. In the American electoral system, votes don't influence policy.
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A glimpse from the Andrew Cuomo official watch party at Ziegfeld Ballroom, via NYPost's Matthew Fischetti
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
A glimpse from the Andrew Cuomo official watch party at Ziegfeld Ballroom, via NYPost's Matthew Fischetti
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Bluesky rn