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alex, jiminy cricket enthusiast
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my lungs fill up with fluid every time the seasons change [he/him]
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Evan Fournier @EvanFourmizz Yo squirrels in massachusetts aren't normal size. What y'all feeding them 11:04 04 Jun 21
November 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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it really felt like a wednesday
screenshot of my new york times crossword puzzle result from friday nov 14th, because i'm insufferable Congratulations! You finished a Friday puzzle in 06:03 19 Day Streak 09:56 Faster than your average
November 15, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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joel embiid more like joel embreed
a poorly photoshopped image featuring joel embiid's head superimposed onto a person who is lovingly embracing their own very pronounced baby bump
October 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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BAM
emeril lagasse on the set of his food network show "emeril live"
October 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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an edited version of the iconic "aurora borealis" scene from steamed hams (the simpsons). superintendent chalmers points past seymour skinner towards a door marked with the flag of the UK. text at the bottom reads "good lord, what is happening in there?!"
September 19, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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little bampton, a grey and white cat, sitting on a chair looking at the camera with a disappointed stare. text below her reads "555-come-on-now"
September 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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the san francisco armory, iykyk
September 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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a meme showing party paraphernalia with the words "diva down!" superimposed
September 2, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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the above photo of uni the cat, edited with text to look like the cover of the deftones album "around the fur"
August 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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payton tolle, WHEW
tweet from donald trump (@realdonaldtrump) dated 11 nov 2017. the tweet reads "it's big boy season"
August 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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jae crowder helped
jae crowder gives john wall a boop on the nose
August 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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h/t @pixelatedboat.bsky.social
three panel comic first panel: a child walks by an open manhole, out of which comes the dialog "this pizza is bodacious!" second panel: the child says "cool, a ninja turtle!" and crouches down to look into the manhole third panel: knee deep in refuse and covered in brown stains, a strangely turtle-shaped man wearing a red bandana over his eyes like raphael stands in the sewer next to an open pizza box and waves upwards. "oh, i'm no ninja turtle. i'm just a regular guy who lives in the sewer, covered in human shit. i live like this as penance for my sins. cowabunga!"
August 10, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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cj @TOS_Violator 9/12/21 the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
July 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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he's here and he's perfect. i will cherish him forever and protect him with my life. thank you so much @chefmaeda.bsky.social
a white My Animal plush. he has four legs, a proboscis, and two dark, inscrutable eyes. i have named him narp
July 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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ok these people rock
reddit post on r/Retconned from user nsfcom with the title "Movie name : The Curious Case of Benjamin Franklin/button". below the title is a screenshot of a google search bar with "the curious case of benjamin f" filled in and "the curious case of benjamin franklin" as the first suggestion, as if to say that this is proof that the movie used to be about benjamin franklin
July 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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tweet from kevin durant reading "erykah badu thicker than a kindergarten pencil". he posted this on july 2nd 2011, after having already been a 2x NBA scoring champion and 2x all-NBA first team member. he is a true posting legend
June 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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kermit the frog putting his hand on pepe the king prawn's shoulder. top text in impact font says "ima keep it real with u chief!!". bottom text says "no"
June 15, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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"blurry lurking background pishi" in the style of the teenage mutant ninja turtles logo
June 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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article headline reading "2023 is 'deadliest year' for Palestinian children say human rights groups" dated 06 October 2023. the date is circled
June 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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an article from the onion with an image of a young white man in a dress shirt and blazer whose blond hair is visibly receding. the headline reads "GOP maintains solid hold on youth that already look like old men"
June 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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forgiveness is what happened
Carl from llamas with hats saying "That is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence."
June 6, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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philippe from achewood, a young cartoon otter, running in special shoes that say "here comes a special boy" every time he takes a step
June 6, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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it just gets better and better!
tweet from prominent nazi kanye west reading "Broooos please noooooo 🫂 We love you both so much" he is presumably referring to the big blowup fight between the giant man babies trump and elon
June 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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message to elon musk
tweet from nathan fielder reading "why don't you pee in your pants then suck the pee out of the fabric"
June 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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ok you think all drug addicts deserve to die. i don't think anyone deserves to die, but if i did, people who publicly post shitty porno books under their legal name would be near the top of my list
post by bradley simpson featuring an amazon affiliate link for a terrible looking book called "jungle king". the artwork is a woman's torso in a bikini top with comically large breasts two more amazon affiliate posts from bradley simpson with shitty artwork of scantily clad women with ludicrous body proportions
May 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM