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*two* touchdowns? In the same game? So generous
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Spent the evening watching football and putting up some christmas stuff because when you're an adult nobody can stop you
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Why complain about a hypothetical collapse when you can watch Buffalo right now
If you really want to drive yourself crazy, do I have some slop games for you
November 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I hope one day I too am remembered for my TV deals
November 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
@beneprism.rip you brought the snow with you!
November 9, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Playing a videogame where i role play as a reactionary elite landowner (farming simulator)
November 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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we all have our part to play in this particular bit of theater, and extremely high-engagement poasters doing reflexive dem-bashing will probably help underscore that it’s a Totally Reasonable Moderate Deal (“look how mad it made the left!”) and the GOP would still rather crash the plane here
REPUBLICANS REJECT DEMOCRATS' OFFER TO END SHUTDOWN: GOP AIDE
November 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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And now you all understand why Schumer made that offer publicly. They all knew this was going to be the GOP response. It's making them own the shutdown even more, just as air travel cuts are being made.
REPUBLICANS REJECT DEMOCRATS' OFFER TO END SHUTDOWN: GOP AIDE
November 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
To the tune of Tracy Jordan saying "easy like Sunday morning":
sturdy like hussite war wagon
November 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Ariana Grande is just the medium, it’s Ariana Venti that’s the big one
November 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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It's a small graphic design detail, but the loitering guy on TTC signage is actually in front of the red slash, casually leaning against it, making him look *unbelievably* cool.
November 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Well there goes $500 or whatever it's going to cost
November 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Meanwhile in Canada: Tory MP crosses the floor to the Liberals on budget week, citing poor Tory leadership; in response, Polievre talks too much in the House and somehow gets usurped by the Bloc in opposition:
November 6, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Electron microscope image of turntable stylus in grooves of a vinyl record
November 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Austen Tatious
November 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Mods are asleep, post Air Canada Concorde
November 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Waking up on this historic morning to see... Like half a dozen people taking the time to shit on Dems. Ok time to trim my follows again
November 5, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Can't believe I put this much effort into making a meme. Basically had to recreate a whole-ass game.
October 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Its officially that time.
November 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
MNF plays Lunatic Fringe so often i swear it meets CanCon requirements
November 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Sportsnet announces that there was an average of 10.9 million viewers watching World Series Game 7.

18.5 million Canadian viewers watched some or all of it.

An average of 25,984,000 viewers watched in the U.S, peaking at 31,543,000.
November 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM