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I got the top one, my wife got the bottom one.

Our fortune cookies smack of Gender
November 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Closing Glory
Franz Johnston
1932
November 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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For decades, Greebles have been used as stimuli in psychology studies on facial recognition. Greebles come in five families (Samar, Galli, Osmit, Radok and Tasio) and two genders (plok and glip).
Though nobody is sure where they come from, science owes these odd creatures an enormous debt.
November 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Shipyard
November 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
My usual plane-oriented stress dreams crossing with What Type bsky to produce last night's special, "The Gang Narrowly Avoids A Tenerife"
November 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Checkmate Stout & Mycelia for board game date (cc @unlox.bsky.social for stout check)
November 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Just give the President some gold so he can keep hoarding it and displaying it in his golden lair where he spends most of his time sleeping, the President is Smaug, it’s fine, America wanted Smaug as President, it’s what they voted for
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Emil Nolde, La Mer III, 1913
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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T-shirts now available.
November 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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[driving my brand new convertible through sunny southern california to a michelin-starred restaurant as part an interview for an article that is outrageously horny for me] "in a lot of ways, I see Solzhenitsyn, the other samizdat writers, as kindred spirits. We're connected, in our exile"
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Today's Special
Marcia Harris
2023
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Fondly recalling the Trump I years where the Globe and Mail's editorial staff thought it was a good idea to give her a regular column.

Folks, I do not believe this sort of validation was good for her. It was certainly not good for G&M subscribers.
using “disappeared” here is crazy work
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
My modal Bsky experience is typing out a reply, staring at it for two seconds, and then happily deleting the draft because it isn't interesting or funny. I must do this twenty times a day

Great way to use the app. Bad for my memory, tho, because I keep mixing up which dumb thoughts I quietly binned
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Gender under Woke 2
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
My wife is rewatching Lucifer. My understanding is this is a show about The World's Most Fixable Man.
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Today I learned that “wheat from Manitoba” is a prominent selling feature in a number of Italian flour products
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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:))))
November 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Canadian Tire fully leaning into Goth Christmas
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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The Rainbow Warrior Incident is real life James Bond ends much the same way real life Bond would: arrests and an international incident.
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Aircraft!!
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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I'm the best dressed on Bluesky.

Total fit: $29,429

- Extensions: $600
- Tie: $950
- Cane: $25k
- Dress: $2.5k
- Pants: $1k
- Crooks & Castles Shoes: $800
- Galerie shirt: $250

Single, Rich, & No Kids: Priceless
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Red Poppies
Molly Lamb Bobak
1977
November 11, 2025 at 10:01 AM
*two* touchdowns? In the same game? So generous
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Spent the evening watching football and putting up some christmas stuff because when you're an adult nobody can stop you
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Why complain about a hypothetical collapse when you can watch Buffalo right now
If you really want to drive yourself crazy, do I have some slop games for you
November 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM