I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.

No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

youre asking chatgpt. im asking my discord full of autistic people that i keep in my back pocket. we are not the same.

Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:

The most important thing I've learned in 2025? Detroit is not a real place 😭😭😭

www.instagram.com/reel/DRLqn2a...

this thread is unbelievable

When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs

its on github. i uploaded it up on bitbucket. its running in a docker container on gleeple. im selfhosting it on feep. its on a virtual environment in pooble. bro its literally on weewee

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

It's 1925. I'm leanin' against this lamppost on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start flipping a quarter. I catch her eye. I fumble the quarter and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.

lol she got his ass and he knows it

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

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This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

I’m watching the World Series. I’m taking part o the Stanford prison experiment. I’m at the combination World Series/Stanford prison experiment

The ideal Chotiner interview subject is an expert who cares deeply about their expertise but feels it isn't understood properly to the general populace and Chotiner acts as an intermediary.

The ideal Chotiner victim, coincidentally, believes that this describes them perfectly.

NFTs are amazing because you apparently “own” them but the AWS outtage yesterday took out everyones apes lol

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist