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Ol' Tim Room Tone
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beautiful, and such a talent
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[Extremely Middle Management Voice]
So, uh… folks, I think all of you got my memo, but just to get everyone up to speed: Top management announced that we're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine. And, yeah, the machine is bleeding to death. So.
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it's actually really good our stock is down $500 billion, you fool, you absolute simpleton

www.businessinsider.com/jensen-huang...
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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finding out recently that almost all the words in the dictionary are not IP and are in fact open source/public domain was an absolute game changer for me as a writer
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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the desire for Endless Franchise is sublimated hunger for God. if the franchise ends the hunger pricks, the dread tide ebbs. the standalone short story exists, in the franchise acolyte's imagination, like the grim reaper a the end of a dark dirt road
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Thrilled to announce I'm teaming up with Nvidia to create a basket big enough to fit all of humanity's eggs in it
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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i think if you're going to release an "extended" version of an album with extra tracks, you should be required to mix them into the original lineup of tracks rather than tacking them on at the end.
It's weird if an album has what sounds like a big closer track and then there's four more songs
November 19, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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parents freed a hummingbird from a skylight with a coleus flower attached to a pole
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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bazkit

Kodak XX
Nikon F3

#filmphotography
November 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Kneesvember 2025 Day 10
November 17, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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I understand some people consider them necessary.
November 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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that's right, fraud is when you take money for something you don't do
November 16, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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baudrillard crumpling up a piece of paper and walking into the sea
oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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mrw ur whispering instead of choosing a pebble
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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okay so not this, but sort of this--my skills are rusty and the thought was intrusive
November 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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When Bruce Springsteen sang "at night, we ride through mansions of glory in suicide machines", he was talking about people who log on to LinkedIn after 6pm to write fanfiction about how good they are at their job.
November 13, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Peter Thiel has spent hours litigating the identity of the antichrist, but this is all deeply unserious, the antichrist has already revealed himself publicly
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Making dinner with my wife:

Me: you know what I think of whenever we’re making soups?

My wife: what’s that? 😊

Me: How at the outset of the First World War-

My wife: what the fuck

Me: what?

My wife: the First World War?

Me: Yes. The French, they thought it was essential kit to have a large pot
November 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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when you accidentally become important at work
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 AM