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Mark Alfano
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Nemo me impune lacessit.

Mark Alfano is an American philosopher and associate professor of Philosophy at Macquarie University. He is the editor of The Moral Psychology of the Emotions, a series of books published by Rowman & Littlefield. Alfano is known for his research on virtue ethics., virtue epistemology, social epistemology, and Friedrich Nietzsche. .. more

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facts may not care about your feelings, but my feelings care about your facts

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It's generous of Italy to have allowed JD Vance back into the country after he killed the Pope.
This is extremely offensive and inappropriate. I don’t care how popular it is in bars, dwarf-tossing is degrading and NOT OKAY.

lasvegassun.com/news/2026/fe...
Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar
Former U.S. Border Patrol Commander-at-Large Gregory Bovino was reportedly asked to leave a Las Vegas bar out of safety concerns for the venue’s customers.
lasvegassun.com

Code brown
setting aside whether or not trump actually shit himself in that press conference (he did), what do you think the secret service code for the president shitting himself is? i assume it happens often enough with this president that they have one

Nearly eight scarramiccis!
The Trump Kennedy Center lasted less than two months
The Trump Kennedy Center lasted less than two months

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setting aside whether or not trump actually shit himself in that press conference (he did), what do you think the secret service code for the president shitting himself is? i assume it happens often enough with this president that they have one
Live your life so that:
-Isaac Chotiner never asks for an interview
-Ronan Farrow never investigates you
-Tressie McMillan Cottom writes an OpEd about your myopia
-Tanehisi Coates never has to come on your podcast to tell you how exactly you're a moron

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(the whole cabinet standing up one by one Spartacus style) *I* sharted

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The Open Journals Collective (@ojcollective.bsky.social‬) has just launched and already includes 75 journals! www.openjournalscollective.org/catalogue/?q...

I am enthusiastic about the OJC and how well it has been set up to advance diamond (free) open access, working with libraries and funders.
Free Journal Network – Nurturing an ecosystem of high quality, open access, scholar-controlled journals with no author-facing charges
freejournals.org

Are we sure it was *his* vomit and not antifa vomit?
Breaking: Pete Hegseth joined Border Patrol.
Border Patrol employee found ‘covered in vomit’ in St. Paul, charged with drunk driving

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Shall I compare thee to a fucking jerk

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Breaking: Pete Hegseth joined Border Patrol.
Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
Aaaand we're back!!

Two Postdocs in Philosophy of Mind (one ot two years), Centre for Philosophical Psychology, University of Antwerp

- to work with me!

Deadline: March 20, 2026

More info on PhilJobs

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It's actually illegal to move a cat

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We gotta imprison each of these shithead AI ceo's in a different data center like the minotaur

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With AI comes the new word for 2026 derived from sloppy propaganda ((SLOPAGANDA).

There is so much of it on social media now.

www.abc.net.au/btn/classroo...
Slopaganda - Behind The News
It's a fairly new term used to describe the use of AI for influencing people’s political beliefs.
www.abc.net.au
Australian here 👋

Stop saying the tragedy in Sydney demonstrates that strict gun laws don’t work.

There were ZERO mass shootings in Australia in the two decades after strict gun laws were passed in 1996.

We have so much we need to do, but strict gun laws remain a critical part of the solution.
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.

The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.

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everyone uses AI to find out who is gay or who is hireable or whatever but why hasn't anyone ever used AI to figure out which fascist has the world's most punchable face?

Instead of speed limits, vehicles (including ebikes) should have momentum limits. Fight me.

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I do not eat crab because one day all will be crab. Crab is the final destination for us all. We mustn't eat what we will become, which is crab. Crab is all.

To be fair, it is an all-time banger

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day 2468 of hitting the pizza button on the microwave and still no pizza

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Ok I totally misunderstood what pool noodles were, my bad.

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i know what you did not do last summer. you did not clean out the garage like i asked.

wait, what??

Come hang out in Budapest! summeruniversity.ceu.edu/courses/2026...
Collective Moral and Intellectual Virtues | CEU summer course
summeruniversity.ceu.edu