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Mark Alfano
@markalfano.bsky.social
· Jul 31
facts may not care about your feelings, but my feelings care about your facts
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this is objectively hilarious
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
this is objectively hilarious
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and that’s why you get yourself an aloof wife
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani will be the next mayor of New York City after running on a platform centered on making the city affordable for working people.
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
and that’s why you get yourself an aloof wife
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“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
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Dick Cheney has died. He is preceded into death by his parents, the guy he shot in the face, and a million Iraqis.
November 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Dick Cheney has died. He is preceded into death by his parents, the guy he shot in the face, and a million Iraqis.
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there is no i in team but there is a u in fuck
November 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM
there is no i in team but there is a u in fuck
Saw some koalas in the wild
November 2, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Saw some koalas in the wild
You can't make me defend Ronald Reagan. Is this some kind of psy-op?
Here's the statement from the Reagan Foundation.
"The ad misrepresents the Presidential Radio Address, and the Government of Ontario did not seek nor receive permission to use and edit the remarks."
"The ad misrepresents the Presidential Radio Address, and the Government of Ontario did not seek nor receive permission to use and edit the remarks."
October 26, 2025 at 5:34 AM
You can't make me defend Ronald Reagan. Is this some kind of psy-op?
we need a way to fine and jail perpetrators of slopaganda
Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”
Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
October 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
we need a way to fine and jail perpetrators of slopaganda
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If you're teaching in a classroom and you use the chalkboard/whiteboard, you erase that board after class before you leave
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
If you're teaching in a classroom and you use the chalkboard/whiteboard, you erase that board after class before you leave
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If you think the problem in this city is that my rent is too low, vote for Andrew Cuomo.
If you know the problem in this city is that your rent is too high, vote for me.
If you know the problem in this city is that your rent is too high, vote for me.
October 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
If you think the problem in this city is that my rent is too low, vote for Andrew Cuomo.
If you know the problem in this city is that your rent is too high, vote for me.
If you know the problem in this city is that your rent is too high, vote for me.
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LLMs have convincingly demonstrated that coding is the easiest activity, maths is medium hard, and having taste is the hardest
October 15, 2025 at 6:10 AM
LLMs have convincingly demonstrated that coding is the easiest activity, maths is medium hard, and having taste is the hardest
Interview about slopaganda on the ABC Philosophers Zone www.abc.net.au/listen/progr...
Slopaganda - ABC listen
Are you troubled by the way that social media has enabled the spread of propaganda? Well, get ready for slopaganda, which is propaganda that's AI-powered and unprecedented in terms of speed, scale, au...
www.abc.net.au
October 15, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Interview about slopaganda on the ABC Philosophers Zone www.abc.net.au/listen/progr...
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Donald trump can still win the Nobel Peace prize if Mike Pence has the courage
October 10, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Donald trump can still win the Nobel Peace prize if Mike Pence has the courage
new paper on bullshit questions just dropped link.springer.com/content/pdf/...
link.springer.com
October 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
new paper on bullshit questions just dropped link.springer.com/content/pdf/...
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PSA 🔈Our call for abstracts for EPSSE 2026 is now open! Our 2026 annual conference will be hosted in Germany by Universität Eichstätt-Ingolstadt on 24-26 June 2026 💫
Deadline for abstracts on all things philosophy of emotions: 1 December 2025
www.epsse.org/call-for-abs...
Deadline for abstracts on all things philosophy of emotions: 1 December 2025
www.epsse.org/call-for-abs...
Call for Abstracts | EPSSE
www.epsse.org
October 2, 2025 at 10:09 AM
PSA 🔈Our call for abstracts for EPSSE 2026 is now open! Our 2026 annual conference will be hosted in Germany by Universität Eichstätt-Ingolstadt on 24-26 June 2026 💫
Deadline for abstracts on all things philosophy of emotions: 1 December 2025
www.epsse.org/call-for-abs...
Deadline for abstracts on all things philosophy of emotions: 1 December 2025
www.epsse.org/call-for-abs...
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Philosophers of emotion, the call for abstracts for EPSSE 2026 is now open! Hosted at Eichstätt-Ingolstadt in Southern Germany by our lovely president Imke von Maur on 24-26 June 2026 💕
#philsky
#philsky
PSA 🔈Our call for abstracts for EPSSE 2026 is now open! Our 2026 annual conference will be hosted in Germany by Universität Eichstätt-Ingolstadt on 24-26 June 2026 💫
Deadline for abstracts on all things philosophy of emotions: 1 December 2025
www.epsse.org/call-for-abs...
Deadline for abstracts on all things philosophy of emotions: 1 December 2025
www.epsse.org/call-for-abs...
Call for Abstracts | EPSSE
www.epsse.org
October 2, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Philosophers of emotion, the call for abstracts for EPSSE 2026 is now open! Hosted at Eichstätt-Ingolstadt in Southern Germany by our lovely president Imke von Maur on 24-26 June 2026 💕
#philsky
#philsky
Sorry of my life over the last year
[Werner Herzog voice] Charlie Brown seems surprised when Lucy pulls away the football, and yet he knows that failure is his destiny
October 2, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Sorry of my life over the last year
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Please, Mr. Pope was my father. I’m Jeff. Jeff Pope.
really enjoying all the people trying to explain the bible to the pope today
October 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Please, Mr. Pope was my father. I’m Jeff. Jeff Pope.
If I were an ICE agent, I would do it for the exposure, for instance by removing my balaclava and presenting my identification on request
Hundreds of thousands of stasi agents won’t even get paid. Are you happy now libs? Not so funny when the secret police have to work for free
October 1, 2025 at 5:14 AM
If I were an ICE agent, I would do it for the exposure, for instance by removing my balaclava and presenting my identification on request
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quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric
October 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric
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DMV Worker: Stop staring at your phone while I take your driver's license photo
Guy: But this is how I look when I drive
Guy: But this is how I look when I drive
September 29, 2025 at 1:15 PM
DMV Worker: Stop staring at your phone while I take your driver's license photo
Guy: But this is how I look when I drive
Guy: But this is how I look when I drive
That's some pretty heavy slopaganda #slopaganda @michalk.bsky.social
Trump tonight appears to have pushed the false "medbed" conspiracy theory, which has spread in the far-right internet over the years. www.yahoo.com/news/qanon-c...
September 28, 2025 at 10:32 AM
That's some pretty heavy slopaganda #slopaganda @michalk.bsky.social
They're really going to go full Horst Wessel, aren't they?
September 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
They're really going to go full Horst Wessel, aren't they?