#NewZealandValues
If #NewZealandValues were modeled on NZ's current government, immigrants would be:
1. Racist
2. Anti-social
3. Self-serving
4. Dissembling
5. Greedy
6. Judgemental
#NZpol
September 9, 2025 at 6:14 AM
3. “Thanks driver“ when you get off the bus #NewZealandValues
2. You must declare "just this thanks" when bringing your purchase to the counter at a dairy.

#NewZealandValues
Ok, let's do this. New Zealand Values.

1. Muddy boots off before you enter Countdown

#NewZealandValues
September 8, 2025 at 11:56 AM
BBE dates are only advisory aren't they? Aren't they?
September 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Just chucking in an artist credit for this one. The awesome Jeff Bell (don't think he's on Bluesky).

- Being ridiculously proud when your fellow drama kid from high school does good and wanting everyone to know #NewZealandValues
September 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I've just found this thread and Imma be re-posting these all day #NotSorry.

Also, always blow on the pie. #NewZealandValues
Monique's verdict on your intelligence is final and no correspondence will be entered in to.

#NewZealandValues
September 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
If you've read Ghost Bus you'll know why this one is particularly important!

#NewZealandValues #ThankYouDriver #GhostBusTalesFromWellingtonsDarkSide
Always say 'thank you' to the bus driver. Always.

#NewZealandValues
September 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Bitching about the NZ Police Eagle at 3 AM

#NewZealandValues
September 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Cars stopping for pedestrians who wander across any given road at any non-regulated crossing.
#NewZealandValues
September 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Half arseing infrastructure
#NewZealandValues
September 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
An SUV or 4WD without a towball is a sign of dubious character.

#NewZealandValues
September 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
"Keep cool 'til After School."

#NewZealandValues
September 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Thousands of Luminous Spheres

#NewZealandValues
September 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Calling out people for being cunts. 😉
#NewZealandValues
September 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM

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September 7, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Saying "Yer dreamin' maaaate" to any Aussies who get lippy.

#NewZealandValues
September 7, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Always rewind

#NewZealandValues
September 7, 2025 at 10:38 AM
budget cuts are new? are you kidding? NZ has been inventing reasons why we can’t have nice things practically since Wakefield got out of gaol.
#NewZealandValues
Used to be able to say a Fair Go was a NZ value then it got canned due to budget cuts which is definitely a new kiwi value

#NewZealandValues
September 7, 2025 at 10:26 AM
We really hate Christopher Luxon and will list the reasons why
#nzpol
#NewZealandValues
This took me about ten minutes off the top of my head: 30 Reasons to Hate Christopher Luxon #nzpol
September 7, 2025 at 10:21 AM
… two months after the tweet that went all around NZ was published, we elected a PM who came very close to doing something about it.
#nzpol #newzealandvalues
September 7, 2025 at 10:15 AM
am hoping someone even more autistic than me collates all the #newzealandvalues responses and publishes them

they're an extraordinary unfiltered slice of Aotearoa's culture and pretty much an XOR¹ with ACT NAT NZF values

#nzpol

¹a bit geeketty soz
September 7, 2025 at 10:14 AM

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September 7, 2025 at 10:10 AM
$900k for a 90m² drafty shitbox

#NewZealandValues
Ok, let's do this. New Zealand Values.

1. Muddy boots off before you enter Countdown

#NewZealandValues
September 7, 2025 at 10:08 AM
When I worked on an orchard and they took the RSE workers to Briscoes to buy things when there *wasn’t* a sale on, this to me felt like a major betrayal of #NewZealandValues
There’s a sale at Briscoes #NewZealandValues
September 7, 2025 at 10:05 AM

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