dashing darbs
@dashingdarbs.bsky.social
He/him. queer small town werewolf. AoNZ. old punk plant nerd- weeds, conservation, foraging. Beer, brunch, coffee, cargo bikes, loud music.
Angry, tired, horny. Mostly posts shower thoughts of no importance.
Angry, tired, horny. Mostly posts shower thoughts of no importance.
I love that first contemplative coffee of the day
December 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I love that first contemplative coffee of the day
Haaahaha
Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I’d been saving this one for the right moment and I realized you can’t wait for the right moment, you need to make the right moment.
December 26, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Haaahaha
There are bigger ticket things I need to buy- bedroom storage, a bookcase and record + turntable furniture.
But you could not pay me to decide that today is the day fishbins are no longer good enough, and go to the sales.
But you could not pay me to decide that today is the day fishbins are no longer good enough, and go to the sales.
December 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
There are bigger ticket things I need to buy- bedroom storage, a bookcase and record + turntable furniture.
But you could not pay me to decide that today is the day fishbins are no longer good enough, and go to the sales.
But you could not pay me to decide that today is the day fishbins are no longer good enough, and go to the sales.
Boxing day should be called Lying around digesting day
December 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Boxing day should be called Lying around digesting day
At some middle of the night point last night I vaguely remember getting up, turning my bed around, and resetting the mosquito net. It was quite odd waking up this morning facing another way.
December 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
At some middle of the night point last night I vaguely remember getting up, turning my bed around, and resetting the mosquito net. It was quite odd waking up this morning facing another way.
Love being woken up at 3am by fireworks.
Actually considered yelling abuse out the window
Actually considered yelling abuse out the window
December 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Love being woken up at 3am by fireworks.
Actually considered yelling abuse out the window
Actually considered yelling abuse out the window
Iconic family toilet reading
December 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Iconic family toilet reading
Merry festivus to the lot of you!
December 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Merry festivus to the lot of you!
In what may be a great Xmas present, I seem to have been locked out of FB. Ah well.
December 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
In what may be a great Xmas present, I seem to have been locked out of FB. Ah well.
Public service announcement: think about hydrating now.
December 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Public service announcement: think about hydrating now.
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I just made a Xmas fruit mince shortcake. The fruit mince has been soaking in scotch for a couple of weeks. So good :)
December 24, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I just made a Xmas fruit mince shortcake. The fruit mince has been soaking in scotch for a couple of weeks. So good :)
This fantastic rollicking yarn made me so happy with it's utter Wellingtoness.
In love :)
In love :)
You should really read the story I wrote this year about coping with being an expat when your home country has concentration camps, Wellington, and ghosts. www.patreon.com/posts/ghost-...
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December 24, 2025 at 9:06 AM
This fantastic rollicking yarn made me so happy with it's utter Wellingtoness.
In love :)
In love :)
This looks like a great way to spend at least some of xmas, a good way to avoid the King's/pope/whoever's annual nothing message :)
Keen on Peewee's Playhouse.
Keen on Peewee's Playhouse.
As a hobby I operate a pirate IPTV channel, and while you may have plans other than watching vintage television tomorrow, some of you might appreciate this holiday line up📺
Easiest way to watch is to open this URL in VLC
tv.byron.geek.nz:8409/iptv/channel...
Easiest way to watch is to open this URL in VLC
tv.byron.geek.nz:8409/iptv/channel...
December 24, 2025 at 6:12 AM
This looks like a great way to spend at least some of xmas, a good way to avoid the King's/pope/whoever's annual nothing message :)
Keen on Peewee's Playhouse.
Keen on Peewee's Playhouse.
Between now and the 5th January I aim to: balance out copious eating and lying around with swimming and walking, wear shoes as little as possible, do at least one mission to find rare plants & hang out with friends.
December 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Between now and the 5th January I aim to: balance out copious eating and lying around with swimming and walking, wear shoes as little as possible, do at least one mission to find rare plants & hang out with friends.
Any other AoNZ Blueskyers going to Vinegar Hill?
December 24, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Any other AoNZ Blueskyers going to Vinegar Hill?
I just have to forage some samphire tips to pickle as garnish for my muttonbird rillettes, on baguette rounds, with mixed weed pesto that I'm taking to the cousins tomorrow.
December 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I just have to forage some samphire tips to pickle as garnish for my muttonbird rillettes, on baguette rounds, with mixed weed pesto that I'm taking to the cousins tomorrow.
The weather is not making me want to go to work
December 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The weather is not making me want to go to work
Out and about, Kāpiti coast
December 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Out and about, Kāpiti coast
One of many things I love about pohutukawa is their excellent armpit hair
December 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
One of many things I love about pohutukawa is their excellent armpit hair
Happy summer solstice!!
December 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Happy summer solstice!!
Going on FB makes me hope a pandemic finishes humans off.
December 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Going on FB makes me hope a pandemic finishes humans off.
About six hours work for 2 little jars. But an absolute flavour bomb.
To be served Xmas day on baguettes, with a sharp lemony green pesto and maybe pickled samphire tips.
To be served Xmas day on baguettes, with a sharp lemony green pesto and maybe pickled samphire tips.
December 21, 2025 at 8:42 AM
About six hours work for 2 little jars. But an absolute flavour bomb.
To be served Xmas day on baguettes, with a sharp lemony green pesto and maybe pickled samphire tips.
To be served Xmas day on baguettes, with a sharp lemony green pesto and maybe pickled samphire tips.